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Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne was all the rage for 4-6 weeks when she was nearing her “18th” birthday….or what they marketed as her 18th birthday…because when looking at her, or really any young actress, they all look like they are in their mid 20s…and they usually are… It could be the hormones in the food, it could be the drugs they are on, but I think it’s more often than not, parents with a dream…who are selling off their kids to the industry, and the industry not really wanting to deal with actual kids because you can’t get away with fucking them anymore.. it’s more regulated than it used to be…and more importantly, kid actors have too many rules in the union, it’s just easier to get an 18 year old… If this girl is actually freshly turned 18 and not actually 23-40…I’d be fucking shocked…She’s still good to look at while half naked..so it doens’t matter either way…but don’t believe the fantasies hollywood feeds you…it makes you look like an idiot…but probably not as bad as you look jerking off in the bathroom while your wife is doing the dishes and your kids doing their homework because their lives suck… Either way, her body is amazing… The post Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Big Tits of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Scherzinger may be a man…a man who sings and dances like a stripper…I think we call those Drag Queens and not Trannies…Trannies are the more damaged, less fun, weirdos who want to cut their dicks off and take women hormones…while Drag Queens are just like big, gay, cartoon characters… That said, she’s wearing a bra…seems to have fake tits…and you can see her bra…and I figure that’s everything you’ve been looking to look at today…right..boring…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Does Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora turns herself more and more into Rihanna as her career progresses. It’s like when she first came to America from the UK, everyone was like “look at this bootleg Rihanna with bigger tits”….I just assumed she was slated to replace Rihanna in a time when Rihanna seemed to be falling off and losing her shit…fighting with her managment and labels and they were just doing damage control as the market needs a beige colored slut…but tat bootleg Rihanna is starting to become actual Rihanna… I wonder if she’s taken her Rihanna obsession as seriously as she looks like she has…and has even got Surgery to look like Rihanna….or maybe this is just her natural look…just who she is…and she’s famous and doing her own magazine photoshoots…based on her talented….throat… I never get bored of calling aspiring, up and coming, established acts whores….especially while looking at her tits… The post Rita Ora Does Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cole Baker is the Naked Girl for Kesler Tran of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know a bunch of girls who have shot with Kesler Tran, they all love him and his work…because I guess he makes them look hot and isn’t a creepy fuck…despite them getting naked… I don’t know this model Cole Baker..I just know that the world are fucking models now that instagram exists…everyone is doing photoshoots, even fat chicks, modeling agencies and fake magazines are popping up everywhere to deal with the content, and it’s just a lot of confusing, annoying, noise…. HOWEVER, the exciting thing with every girl wanting to be a model, wanting to get instagram followers, wanting that fame without actually working that hard for it…while every dude wants to be a photographer because they get to fuck 10 – 80 percent of the girls they get naked…because it’s a highly sexual thing, even though they all pretend it is art… You know, everyone is so porned up, horny all the fucking time, getting naked can be deemed a non-sexual, strictly business and professional thing…but why are pussies wet and dicks hard when it’s going down.. Exactly… None of this actually bothers me, if anything, it’s great that the top tier people of the past, running a racket that was impossible to penetrate….while the aspiring girls were easy to penetrate..while trying to penetrate the industry…pretyt obsolete… It means, eyeballs aren’t just on ads and content they want to see, but instead on this Do It Yourself shit…that eventually gets you popular enough to be the industry I hate… But right now, right here…organic, girls who want to seem busy, trying to get more popular getting naked…is pure…but the second she gets commercial success and a famous boyfriend…I’ll be forced to hate her…so take it in now….Cole Baker… THE MODELS NAME IS COLE BAKER – VISIT HER INSTAGRAM HERE TO SEE MORE OF HIS PHOTOGRAPHY – VISIT HIS SITE – OR – VISIT HIS INSTAGRAM – HERE The post Cole Baker is the Naked Girl for Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch… I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this… What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you… The post Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Lies of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!! TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!! I know this party trick, so many fat people do it, I used to have a fat uncle who would take off his shirt and start fleing like he was a body builder before molesting us… As long as he stood straight on, he almost looked like he was fit…up on some Vin Diesel shit….but the second he turned sideways, you’d see he was just a fat fucking slob…and that was without photoshop…something Kate Upton can’t go without…I mean I’m sure she’s even taken on her grandfather, who invented the washing machine’s inventor lead in trying to design a way to look like you’ve been photoshopped in real life… But I don’t think it’s working for her…at least not in these ill fitting shorts you know could house a scout troop on a camping trip…. Disgusting, sure…but people love her…and it’s all because of her tits…if only life was that simple for every girl with tits…since every girl has tits…just not quite as flappy as Kate Upton tits… TO SEE HER IN SHORTS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Hudson posted a picture of a public bathroom – where she stuggled to get out of her dress at some event…something that I guess she had to document because she’s never had trouble getting out of a dress…especially at an event….in public…I guess there weren’t any men around Yes… That was a slut joke, slut shaming, the girl with the celebrity parents who became a celebrity…after being a LA party girl…getting knocked up young and linked to pretty much everyone in Hollywood with a penis.. So funny…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katherine Heigl’s Weird ASs Flash of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the fuck is this bullshit…I guess it’s a movie scene where a fake panty flash happens… Zero Sex appeal Katherine Heigl is in a pair of leggings that are made to look like a thong…and it is creepy as fuck….but it’s in line with her everything…because Katherine Heigl in an actual thong, and not spanx pants shaping her to look like a thong…is far more terrifying…I am sure of that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katherine Heigl’s Weird ASs Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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