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Rihanna’s Bra Top of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is an interesting story to me…. My friend from Barbados who I drink with claims that she was a hooker at 14 at the karaoke bars that line the main street….but he also claims he was abducted by aliens, which is possible, because obviously aliens exist, but that is almost certifiable insane coming from him, because if aliens were going to abduct anyone, he’d probably be at the bottom of their fucking list…but I choose to believe that Rihanna used to fuck white dudes in Barbados, she wasn’t a “sensation” that needed to be scooped up from there, you know like “Let’s bring this foreign top selling artist to a bigger market”…. and I know girls from the US who have more talent than her who never had a record deal….whether they fuck the executive or producer or not… So from teen hooker, in a small island, where everyone knows each other, to a 100,000,000 dollar a year, if not more, act…that is extremely famous…that’s just a level of crazy that can make a girl crazy… So here she is walking around with her nipples out…because she’s liberal, free, has a hooker mentality, and has sold her soul and body to the media long ago…so keep on taking it.. The post Rihanna’s Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past… Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images…. This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records… Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world… HEre’s her instagram…. The post Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surf of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like surfing for the surf girl asses, but I guess I also like it for the shark attacks. The fear of every surfer, that seems to rarely happen, making me think maybe this is surfer Mick Fanning’s trained shark, being used for a publicity stunt…right? Longer version… Here’s some Anastasia Ashley surf ass…because that’s the kind of sharking I’m more into… The post Surf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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LIndsay Vonn for Tiger WOods of the DAy

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would say that here is some Lindsay Vonn being inappropriate for an OLympic champion skier, by wearing some slutty sugar baby looking outfit at the Nickelodeon Sports Awards….you know as a dig to Tiger Woods that she’s still got it…or an attempt to lure in new Black Cock now that she’s experienced the sheer size of one…assuming that Tiger got the black genitals not the asian genitals….and I would probably be right…but I’ve grown up around skiers my entire life, even went to high school in a ski village in Canada, and I’ll tell you one thing, skier chicks are horny, like dudes, because their legs are built like dudes…sturdy, scary, and willing to ride you like you were a mogul run….and their legs gave out because of the lactic acid burn.. What I am saying is that skiers, and really all female athletes, have higher testosterone than non athletes, and are always down to fuck…so this is probably just a product of her being the oen fuckable skier in the history of skiing…take that Peekaboo Street…coupled with wanting to be filled all the fucking time because that’s what happens…throbby pussy…milking the attention her high profile relationship gets her…because why not… Either way…I want a ski lesson…on my face…because why the fuck not. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post LIndsay Vonn for Tiger WOods of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush…. You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street… Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable… What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven… And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in… So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying… Skinny is a better look… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LOOKING FIT AND HOT CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hear if you pay Miranda Kerr 1,000,000 dollars for a night….or if you’re Justin Bieber….or if you’re a billionaire….she’ll do this pose she’s doing in Grazia France….without the white bathing suit on, but with more actual unprotected penetration… But those are just rumors…Rumors are never real stories based on truth.. She’s a million dollar a year model, what’s she need more money, or rich dudes in exchange for penetration that makes her feel pretty for…you know like a high level sugar baby….I mean her alimony check and child support check from Orlando Bloom must be hefty enough to survive the good life, why would she want more… Oh right, cuz she’s a vapid cunt, like so many girls who pose for photographers and who define themselves as that being their career…and not just a joke amongst friends like “I can’t beleive I get money and flown around the world to pose in my underwear…score”… Doesn’t matter, she’s in Grazia France…spread legged….and what it comes down to – is – who fucking cares abotu Miranda Kerr…. Here’s an instagram pic she just posted..if you look close enough you can see some of the damage left from the shredding of her vagina when she had a kid for money and to increase her profile as a model…a kid I assume she’s a great, actively involved mother with.. The post Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost… I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want… But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear… But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is… Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Smith is a Texan who went up to NYC to become a model, where she did a few nude shoots before locking in a contract with TRUMP, your future president’s agency that I guess is more his recruiting for sex, while making money off it because he’s a capitalist program that feeds his narcissism… She did a bunch of hipster shit, and probably a bunch of hipster dude, and her gap tooth had a moment of glory where it was trendy, all while rocking a huge set of tits… Well, she still exists, now on more of the mainstream kick, as you can tell by this polaroid of her naked enough with dirty feet…it’s “Art” not “smut”…edgy and interesting enough for Sports Illustrated to cast her…so whatever… There was a time I used to interract with her on instagram, but then she went “viral”…and ignores me, so we can hate her, but we can’t hate her tits…and by we I mean me, I just like seeming more substantial than the bottom feeding troll I am …. The post Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On the quest to be the best Rihanna impersonator to ever live…you know to have a carer of her own…with her own records, under her own name, so people forget how she got her start…you know with her own albums, her own mansions, her own rich boyfriends who fuck her, her as they help carry her, or feed off her like the cow that she is….you know just making as much noise as possible to get you to notice her and her big tits….because the other option is working Hollywood BLVD, Cruise ships, or weddings singing UMBRELLA like she was Alex Trebek… She posts nipple pics in a see through dress on instagram….Good strategy by my standards..I mean who the fuck is Rihanna when staring at big nipples…I barely see her in this obvious copycat… The post Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news… Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird… Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other…. Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars… It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention… It’s annoying but the world is annoying.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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