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16 Year Old Sofia Richie in a Campaign of the Day

Here’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 16, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980….starfuckers have existed as long as stars have and whenever they get pregnant they nurture that pregnancy as best as they can because it is the retirement plan… That said, Sofia Richie, is arguably a horrible LA rich kid, with too much money, living too much of a life of luxury, leading to all that is wrong with the world, like a Kendall….or a HADID…and now she’s in Madonna’s clothing brand’s campaign, because she’s as bad as all these other LA idiots perpetuating their existence…while the rest of America takes interest…because the rest of America is sad, pathetic, losers…who don’t have Matte Grey range rovers at 16… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post 16 Year Old Sofia Richie in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day

I know nothing about Kayslee Collins because she barely exists… She’s an instagram model who isn’t even a good instagram model…but rather one who hangs out with the other instagram models and gets the trickle down affect of that friendship.. Like a bootleg version of the girls who hang with Taylor Swift…you know scaled back and limited to instagram.. Only unlike the other instagram models, she was getting naked in Playboy cybergirl shit, before deciding to go “hipster” model where she could go promote Skinny Fit Teas and other instagram shit…. So here she is in a hipster shoot, cuz she’s a model people… She’s grey area slutty and provactive…but not the NAKED HIPSTER SHOOTS she’s done to get started in this bullshit, talentless, we get it you have tits, existence… All these bitches are useless, but they think they matter, they are committed to thinking they matter….so let them exist… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day

Amy Schumer brags about being 175 pounds…and still getting laid…generating some buzz, especially with fat girls, because fat girls love other fat girls who are owning being fat, because it makes them feel proud to be fat, and that they too can be loud and fat too, and not just fat an in an apartment with cats…. I will say that since the world is a lot fatter now, someone like Amy Schumer taking that angle is smart, it’s really the only stance she has for marketing…but the truth is that even if she was skinny, she’d still have a disgusting, busted up, car accident looking face, so the fat, gives her angle…rather than being skinny and ugly…so no one would listen to her… That said, I am sure you’ve all been around fat girls in your life, some of us have even had sex with them when nothing else was around, some of us even married one because they said they’d pay our rent…so the loud, over sexual, trying to be funny fat girl is nothing new. I remember 30 years ago, in high school the fat girl was the horniest sex joke dropping inappropriate pig everyone fucked…it’s nothing new…but I guess it is familiar enough or refreshing enough compared to what else is out there…which is depressing to me, but not as depressing as her GQ shoot… Stop encouraging her…or falling into the Star Wars for the Nerds, Gay Friendly, Knows her Market, Bullshit… We get it…you’re fat… VIA GQ The post Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenny from the Block’s Hard Nipples of the DAy

Where’s the fucking ass pic? Not because I want to see Jennifer Lopez’s big ass in tight pants…you know, she’s a mom and old, and has been through a lot of different men when establishing her career…a career I was over and uninterested in when it was happening… But I feel it is her obligation, as Jenny from the Block, you know the down to earth Puerto Rican from the Bronx who can’t speak Spanish because she’s a lie…just a pawn in a marketing campaign…to show her ass… It is her duty…it is her life work…but I guess hard nipples are good enough, even if nothing she does is that good. TO SEE JENNIFER LOPEZ WITH LEAH REMINI CLICK HERE The post Jenny from the Block’s Hard Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day

I don’t know if watching, or documenting anything Kardashian Jenner is worth doing, but it is going on in pop-culture, and I’ve decided to write about this shit everyday, for no real reason, other than it just becoming a horrible hobby…. I do know that like Sinead O’Connor, I think this novelty act family is just representative of everything wrong in society. They are pawns who have positioned themselves to just push product, like this is a marketplace and these idiots are just the most shameless, and loud… I am confident that everything horrible, and everything great has been written about these idiots…and trying to give it more attention is a waste of time, but when a 17 year old who fucks rappers, love rappers, and thinks she’s black because she has no identity as her family abandoned her and threw money at her when they were all caught up in themselves is almost sad… But then she jacks her shorts up her ass and gets a shot from some sleazy vantage point of her on one of their expensive cars like this is a hip hop video…that I guess she aspires to star in…and I realize that in their failures and successes…this is a win. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 11, 2015 at 1:34pm PDT If you don’t like Kylie, because she’s too young and things she’s black video vixen….here’s Kendall, who thinks she’s a model.. The post Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day

Jessica Alba must have a huge stake of ZICO Coconut water, or ZICO has paid her a fucking lot of money, so much that they couldn’t afford a copywriter, or designer, good photographer, or really anything other than Alba…because they are pushing these pictures as hard as they can…it’s the same shoot we saw months ago…and now there’s a shitty slogan… “Flourish from the Inside Out”… It sounds like something digestive, or maybe sexually, like pink on the inside, tan on the outside…..or like her cervix is flourishing with excitement ready to make another baby to spend her stupid money on….before being shat out of her to further make us hate her life choices… I am not being paid by ZICO…so fuck them and their shitty cum tasting garbage beverage…there are better coconut waters out there…try them… The post Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day

Hailey Clauson is only an interesting story because when she was 16, she did a campaign for Urban Outfitters that her father signed off on, and was there for, and she turned around an sued the store for a lot of money and “settled”….in what I would have thought was the nail in the coffin of a career, but since she was a 16 year old girl, she was the victim, since 16 year old’s can’t be calculating psychopaths, and brands are evil…allowing her to have a career…if you think workinf or Sports Illustrated is a career, since they don’t pay..when I guess it’s really just more marketing for her… Doesn’t matter… What matters is that she’s in these pics to prepare all you perverts for Miami Swimweek, which in case you don’t use instagram, is where all the instagram models meet up to wear bikinis together… The post Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – but it probably isn’t because of her ass…. Maybe it is a midlife crisis since she’s old as fuck…or if this is a program for cloning…up on some Stepford wife shit because Kylie Minogue doesn’t age…and that freaks me the fuck out… I mean sure it’s a shitty pic, but you can still tell her ass is banging…at what must be 60…her first song was in 1988…. I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue still exists…but I am more confused that she turns me on…still. TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – but it probably isn’t because of her ass…. Maybe it is a midlife crisis since she’s old as fuck…or if this is a program for cloning…up on some Stepford wife shit because Kylie Minogue doesn’t age…and that freaks me the fuck out… I mean sure it’s a shitty pic, but you can still tell her ass is banging…at what must be 60…her first song was in 1988…. I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue still exists…but I am more confused that she turns me on…still. TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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