Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that Jojo Levesque really doesn’t matter, whether she was jailbait pop star for 5 minutes or not, before disappearing for a decade, only to come back to the weirdos who are still into her from when she was jailbait, because they don’t know how to get over thngs and move on, people like you…. I figure, why not draw attention to her stripper pole moves she posted to instagram where she calls herself “Translucent Brown Sugar”…I guess her nickname for all the black dudes who fucked her to call her….or maybe that’s her stage name in her back-up plan of career if this singing thing doesn’t happen a second time…since it is hard to strike gold twice…but I guess she has 500k followers so she can always be an instagram model..she’s Jojo…whatever the fuck that means A video posted by JoJo (@translucentbrownsugar) on Jul 10, 2015 at 11:31am PDT The post Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies…. It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar…. TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga is the type of ugly loser, who before being an ugly loser was trendy and cool, was hated by her peers and bullied….or more likely was the conformist girl in the shadow of the other girls at her private school but still included in their fun….before deciding she wanted to be the star of the fucking show…because she didn’t realize she was ugly from all the affirmations her mother gave her…leading to a career and fame I assume she craved…leaving her scrambling with celebrity…before being destroyed by celebrity….because eventually her act got boring and silly, and I’m all for silly…when it doesn’t come with millions of dollars and seems like more of cry for attention than an actual attempt to do good…..I mean isn’t the same Lady Gaga who robbed her own charity that she was using as a tax shelter…. She’s a horrible fucking person to look at, listen to…and clearly in personality, morals and values…so I don’t know why I am looking at her nipple..but I am…and I’m sure her Fiance doesn’t care, he’s the tall guy next to her, a male actor who clearly has no ulterior motives in dating a massive popstar…none at all.. She also wore a mesh dress… More pics of the mesh dress HERE The post Lady Gaga’s Ridiculousness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jul 13, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT Here’s a little Selena Gomez slut shaming her Assistant..Theresa Marie Mingus… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re wearing socks and sandals…I can’t believe you’re so basic….don’t I pay you more than this? You slut… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” I’m Selena Gomez, I’m your boss, you are my puppet, I can be friendly with you, since you’re my paid friend, but realize I own you and I’m the best thing to ever happen to you, so go get my Dry Cleaning “Theresa Marie Mingus” or I’ll send you back to Mexico… She’s saying “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re my little slave, and I will work you 80 hours a week and keep you locked up in the pool house, so that when I need anything you’re there… All while laughing at “Theresa Marie Mingus” sandals…because I guess Selena GOmez wanted to add her to her storyline… Here’s her LINKEDIN – I think I’m in love with Theresa Marie Mingus….even if putting up with famous people, despite the great opportunities it leads to, must be the fucking worst shit ever…always dealing with their nonssense… Here are some pics Theresa Marie Mingus – in a Bikini…she was Kim Kardashian’s assistant for 2 years, so it’s safe to say, that’s how she learned how to Big Booty Selfie…and I’m glad she did…I am on her side…dealing with these horrible horrible people…I’m sure she has the best stories about…but is contractually not allowed to ever speak…like Kim Kardashian is a military operation, when she’s more like the hooker they pass around when they come to port… The post Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Courtney Stodden obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather older than she pretends to be, with stupid bolt on tits, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her “career”…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her… But then again…she doesn’t really have a career…She was the teen bride of a d-lister…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples…Which isn’t really a life goal….or a big dealsince I’ve watched her masturbate in her “sex tape”…that has no sex in it…because when your only option is a sex tape…since no one cares about you…go for it… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE All this to say, my biggest fail was not going to her Halloween party years ago… The post Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .