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Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone’s favorite bootleg hooters girls from South Florida with the tits…was working out for the Paparazzi, because she’s at the level of famous that call the paparazzi, it’s the only way she has managed to get to this level of relevance…which is really not any level of relevance…if you ask anyone…they probably won’t know who she is…unless they are white trash who watch Dancing with the Stars…or dudes who visit sites like this…who like really big tits…tits so big that they make her garbage face disappear… She has done very little career wise, she wasn’t a star when Dancing With the Stars Cast her, it was just part of the lie that she is probably paying someone whether through sex or through sex…to set up for her.. This set up for the paparazzi is so fucking weak, but bit tits, short shorts, lean body…bent over…works..even if Charlotte McKinney doesn’t and never has. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day

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Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter… ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years. The post Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty. That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great…. She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that… The post Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world… She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her.. Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention. The post Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

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We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true… Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty… She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off. Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true… Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty… She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off. Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

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I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Leigh Cook in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Rachel Leigh Cook? Either do I, but apparently one of her loyal fans does and still follower her on the internet…and apparently she’s one of these three girls..I just have no idea which one…because being the love interest in late 90s romantic comedies or teen comedies…doens’t make someone memorable to me, but in my defense, I don’t remember much about anything…it amazes me when I am out in public wearing pants or matching shoes…it happens most of the time…but every time I’m like “how did that happen”… I guess what I am saying is that I am dead on the inside…like LeAnn Rimes…who also posted a bikini pic…and who I do remember….because she never seems to disappear… The post Rachel Leigh Cook in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova’s Nipple Shit Stain of the Day

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The most impressive thing about this Eastern European model, is that she proves that Eastern European women are a breed of woman to fear, because even the skinny tall model version of them, can’t die in a natural disaster, when the person they were with was never to be found again… That’s pretty impressive…and almost erotic…not her dying fiance, but a dead fiance makes a fantasy of moving in to console her before being her first post-death sex partner seem more attainable.. So here’s Petra Nemcova, Tsunami survivor…still alive many years later showing some areola…or as my weird immigrant calls it..the “shit stain” of the nipple… Is it exciting, no…but is any of this exciting? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Nipple Shit Stain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I once wrote, but you didn’t ready, that I always laugh when I see Natalie Portman, only because she’s got so many gold stars of David next to her brandname… The first being Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand… That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…. The second gold star of David is that she’s also done Star Wars…which is just a WTF..set for life…fanbase forever situation… Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar… The post Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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