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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in a Bikini of the Day

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I would say that Emily Ratajkowski has figured out that the more bikini pics she posts to social media…the more likes she’ll get…the more relevant she’ll remain… But as a girl who’s career is based on her getting naked in a music video, I’m pretty sure she’s realized that one…and that the last year has been her trying to figure out how to distance herself from being the naked big tits…like Kim K does with her sex tape…only with less public penetration…Emily Ratajkowski is a lady and only does that behind closed doors and her boyfriend’s back for jobs…I mean he was (rumored to be) Ben Affleck..right…that warrants a “Hall Pass”… As you fade into obscurity…you gotta bring back what works..and it works..because she’s got a great fucking body…that you don’t deserve to be looking at…but she’s getting paid thanks to you to looking at it…so I guess you do… All this to say…I still like looking at her….pics….she looks good….and that’s enough for me in this empty life I live… The post The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was on the beach…she wasn’t wearing a bikini….But her friend saved the day by having big tits and a cameltoe… Good enough…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that Michelle Rodriguez is a man, because I am a basic man, who is old, and confused by these whole gender confused generation of cross dressing, fuck everything, because we are all god’s people and need to love each other, even though we don’t believe in God because that’s not hip on the internet….religion is not science…and science always wins…and we’re so fucking horny from all this porn we watch all day…like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’ll stick my dick in everything… So to me, an old school, old timer, who is old…broad shouldered, narrow hipped, thick and not in a video vixen way, Michelle Rodriguez is better off wearing panties, so that we don’t have to deal with her dick. Yes, basic jokes like that used to carry me…no I barely exist…but if Michelle Rodriguez made a come back by having lesbian sex on the beach…I have hope. TO SEE SOME OTHER MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ OUTFITS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sound Shark Advice and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Guy Puts His Dick on Some SLeeping Girl’s Face MDMA Cops at a Music Fest Dude Get Slammed by Dirt Bike Drug Addict of the Day Concert Goers VS Bouncers… Bull with Flaming Horns Gets Motherfucker Who Deserve To Be Killed for Fucking with Bull Girl Gets Hit By Car During a St Louis Fight Panera Bread Manager VS Employee Drunk Couple Have Sex in a Restaurant The post Sound Shark Advice and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day

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I assume there is a fetish in seeing Krysten Ritter, an actress you’ve heard of before, but can’t place, because she average at best in level of hotness, and her career is equally lacklustre, but what do I know, maybe she’s been in a lot of things, maybe she’s been in the right nerd thing, that generated a solid audience for her, I don’t watch TV, or movies, and I have no idea what is going on… I just look at random pictures from set that look like she either had a miscarriage or her period, and I know there’s a fetish in that…. That’s the extent of my pop culture analysis ability… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

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Juergen Teller is one of the best photographers in the world. Definitely in the top 20 and I guess it only makes sense that he’d be hired to shoot the Kim Kardashian idiots for some magazine called “System”…that is supposed to be a racy as fuck shoot, but that I guess is only this picture for now, which as far as I’m concerned is racy as fuck, because this big is disgusting and this is teetering on obscene…. The post Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Gets Restrained by Abusive Boyfriend at Disneyland of the Day

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Ashley Benson was at Disney with her crew… I thought Disney was the happiest place on Earth? Not the place to abuse your wife, girlfriend or kids…Disney like to save that for their executives on Casting day…you know “cast the girl with the sluttiest mom”…hustle… I mean that or…maybe…white trash husbands were forced into debt for the shitty trip, for the shitty rides, to listen to their shitty wife and kids whine all shitty day, as they spend their money on Micky Mouse bullshit.. But it looks like Ashley BEnson’s boyfriend is getting physical with her, you know “bitch, you’re too famous on instagram for my awkward looking cock, I saw how you were eying that dude who is dressed like Peter Pan, you know I’m the only faggot in your life, now let me fuck up the ass to show you I’m an alpha”… Unless this is just new wave, tinder caliber, romance…where girls tell me how they want to be choked, spat on, and beat up to cum..making it a glimpse into Benson’s actual happy place. Ultimately.. Who fucking cares…not her friends, they’re too busy checking their instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Gets Restrained by Abusive Boyfriend at Disneyland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Friends in the Calvin Klein Campaign Video of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls, Isabeli Fontana + Edita Vilkeviciute are in the new throwback thursday campaign for Calvin Klein that we posted yesterday, and by we, I mean me…I wouldn’t ever drag another motherfucker into the hell I call blogging… Well, there’s a video…that will remind you of the 90s, because that’s what they want, it made Calvin Klein a lot of fucking money now that a New Generation are wearing his name above their beat up, over-sexed young, lazy, hooker cunts… The post Kendall Jenner and Friends in the Calvin Klein Campaign Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day

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Elsa Hosk for Lui Magazine by Cédric Buchet may be the hottest, most interesting, most amazing, most epic, distraction from the fall of the economy, government, financial system, and possibly the end of the world as we know it… Because she’s showing her tits… Tits she was showing before she landed the Victoria’s Secret contract..and tits that she will continue to show because once you’ve pulled your tits out, you need to keep them out, otherwise people will think you just showed your tits for attention to land that evil corporate contract…that will set you for life and secure rich husbands for life…instead of really believing in showing your tits… She’s Swedish and in Lui, which is what I assume the French from France version of Playboy or GQ, designed to showcase model tits, instead of trashy girl tits…and model tits, with good photographers is more interesting to look at… TO SEE HER VICTORIA SECRET SHOOT CLICK HERE Here’s the other shoot that LUI put out for the July/August issue featuring: Axel Pons Ramon, Chrispophe Canitrot, & Carolina Jaramillo The post Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney for Instagram of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the Cart Before the Horse kind of girl, and not just because she looks like a horse…at least her face looks like a horse…because that’s what happens when you’re just huge natural tits that manipulate their way into the media… But what I mean by “Cart Before the Horse”…is that she got on TV, before doing anything in her career other than one campaign, at least when Joanna Krupa did it, she was 10 years into the struggle of being the titty model in men’s magazines… It’s like some miracle happened for this girl, everything moved so fast and she never worked hard enough to really matter more than her tits…and I guess that realization has happened and she’s trying to figure out how to stay in the media…because tits are easily replaced…just ask Kate Upton, who she replaced..for 5 minutes that her career has lasted. Well, it turns out that her instagram was “hacked”…and this is some of what happened…to make a move, so people will talk about her, and wonder if the pussy pic is hers or not, I don’t think it is, I just think this is making noise…to get noticed..or remembered..even though she just started and ended, a lot like everytime I have sex. The post Charlotte McKinney for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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