Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time… I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way… The post Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long… Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to…. If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo… If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE The post Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long… Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to…. If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo… If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE The post Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is pretty awesome…stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet vs Vongsawat “champagne showers”…. Some videos just don’t really need a beginning middle and end, that story shit just gets in the way of what matters, which is a couple of babes getting hosed down by a couple perverts with Champagne… We can assume that the feminists will love this and see it for what it is…just some confident girls who love champagne so much they want to bathe in it….because it is all fancy…so they want to bathe in it… But feminists ruin everything and will see past the love, fun and magic that this is…because we just like having fun… So the perverts are @creepstreet and CANNON SHOW
This is pretty awesome…stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet vs Vongsawat “champagne showers”…. Some videos just don’t really need a beginning middle and end, that story shit just gets in the way of what matters, which is a couple of babes getting hosed down by a couple perverts with Champagne… We can assume that the feminists will love this and see it for what it is…just some confident girls who love champagne so much they want to bathe in it….because it is all fancy…so they want to bathe in it… But feminists ruin everything and will see past the love, fun and magic that this is…because we just like having fun… So the perverts are @creepstreet and CANNON SHOW
Vanessa Axente is some Hungarian model…and she’s got a nice level of skinny model body to remind us that this feminist social media controlled world that has influenced the media to celebrate fat chicks, because the people who write the media are fat chicks, and wish they had the confidence in their fat chick bodies to put themselves out there half naked like they were Lena Dunham, without realizing that Lena Dunham would be as disgusting if she was skinny….and just because a fat chicks has no shame doesn’t mean we as a society should pat them on the pack and say “good job having no dignity you fucking pig, why not put some effort in the gym, instead of this lazy cry for attention”… What I am trying to say is that there are enough fat chicks in the world…that I like to focus on not so fat chicks in half naked and full naked shoots…call me crazy..because based on society…sometimes I think I am… The post Vanessa Axente is a Skinny Model in Twin No. 12 SS 2015 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View… I consider her an enemy of the site. The post Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View… I consider her an enemy of the site. The post Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of those models who really speaks to me, without actually speaking to me, in fact she probably doesn’t know this site exists, even though I’ve spent years writing her love letters, because I am just not that relevant…but if she did know I exist, and she doesn’t, she would definitely not speak to me, she’s just give me dirty looks…not cuz she knew who I was, but because I don’t shower much and more importantly, I am pretty disgusting as a whole…and she would be like “why is that homeless creep looking at me, and why is he showing me his clit”…. She just looks like that high end cunt kind of girl who doesn’t bother with normals and I love that shit. I hate down girls who hang with normals…I like snobs, I like celebrity disconnect, I like the superiority…this “we’re all the same, they are just like us” bullshit is just that…bullshit… So I approve…not to mention she is a model who is willing to get naked, who dates bald dudes who are richa nd famous, and who replaced Megan Fox in a movie…just adding to her lovely.. Here she is kind of sexy and slutty for LUI…a French magazine that does nude shoots for men better than Playboy…even though these aren’t nude… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 26, 2015 at 2:58pm PDT Why do these bitches need to cock tease with footage from a staged car accident…they know the world wants them dead. Why don’t these Truman Show motherfuckers built off porn actually get a terminal illness, or have a family murder suicide, or really antyhing negative and horrible…instead they keep on winning, despite being horrible fucking people… Here’s Kylie, 17 and posing….because her Black Statutory rapist boyfriend likes it when she’s posing…it’s grey area legal…which keeps things exciting… The post Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
