Here’s a nude / Topless / Titty Flash shoot of model I like Emma Stern Nielsen….because Emma Stern Nielsen is the kind of girl I want to see succeed, and who will probably succeed, because she’s just fucking awesome, and has great tits, so get her in mainstream campaigns – make her a Guess? Girl or Victoria’s Secret Angel…it seems to work for all the other hookers…… While she works on that, we can assume she goes to all the parties, fucks rich guys, does a lot of nude shoots, and is willing to do even more extreme nudes, you know to make it…and I appreciate the hard work so much that I follow her – and would follow her home – you know just to make sure she got home safe – so that I could climb her fire escape and hopefully watch her shower / masturbate or fuck….because as far as I’m concerned – this is some cockteasing foreplay…. The post So Emma Stern Nielsen Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was all set to ignore these pictures of Paris Hilton shopping in Milan with her latest rich douche boyfriend, because as far as I can tell, her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much up. But then I scrolled through and saw that she made sure to bend over and give the paparazzi some thong action. So nevermind, I never should have doubted Paris or her ability to stay famous via a well-timed wardrobe malfunction. All you ladies out there should be taking notes. This is the work of a true pro. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know anyone who actually watches soap operas, but supposedly they’re super popular. And after seeing Days of Our Lives star Camila Banus at Star Magazine’s ‘Hollywood Rocks’ Event, I’m starting to see why… Because as far as I can tell, Camila looks very talented. She definitely knows how to dress at least. Hmm, maybe I’ve been wrong about this whole soap opera thing. Photos: WENN.com
So according to my sources, it was the People’s Choice Awards last night, which normally, I wouldn’t care about, but on the plus side, it does mean a whole lot of hotties showed up for the red carpet. Including Alison Brie here, who should be a much bigger star than she is. She’s certainly got the talent — and by talent, I mean funbags. I blame her agents. For some reason, they’ve got her too busy doing movies and TV, when she should really just be hitting the beach in a bikini instead. She’d be a household name in no time. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Every day it seems like there’s a new hot British reality star out there to pay attention to, but forget those wannabe nobodies for a second. It’s time we paid tribute to someone who actually works for a living and contributes something to society. Because as far as I’m concerned, Rhian Sugden deserves a lifetime achievement award for all the seriously sexy lingerie photoshoots she’s done over the years. Or at the very least, a Nobel Prize or something. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos
One of the more interesting photographters, who is actually a photographer, and not just a dude who takes iphone pics for instagram, even though that’s what everyone is doing these days, and a lot of people are making a really ridiculous living doing it these days, despite having no talent…Jonathan Leder, has beed doing to before Instagram ever existed…it’s like instagram saw his pictures and figured out a way to let people emulate it with a filter…and it’s too bad because actual talent gets lost in the noise…in a video killed the radio star but instagram killed photography stars…that really could say digital killed everything…but then again the future is now, and maybe it’s a good thing that everything is made easier, to really make people try harder…who knows.. What I do know is that Jonathan Leder, friend of the site, one of the original people to shoot Emrata, not that that’s a claim to fame anyone wants, is releasing a book called ALLIE that I guess is on this Allie Leggett girl, who was Miss Kentucky 2013 and perfect… Get the book HERE … Here’s a sample of this pretty serious crucial thing…named Allie LEggett The post Miss Kentucky 2013 Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As much as I find the Miley Cyrus tour and campaign sensationalized nonsense, you know a fight not worth fighting, maybe even an unauthentic tumblr rip off because she’s got no idea what’s actually going on in the world thanks to being coddled… Part of me loves everything this girl is doing. I love the potty humor. The vagina and penis and sexuality protest. The digital print of a bald pussy in crotchless panties with a set of fake tits that almost look real…all to say “what’s the big fucking deal, we all fuck, that’s the reason we are here”… I’ve been campaigning against sex in the media being censored or nudity being a good thing not a bad thing forever..so it’s nice to see the general public going that route…it’s the new…porn raised and open minded…dirty in bed…good times… I don’t know if I would want my 10 year old daughter watching this, it is still vulgar and a weird artist statement that is better suited for lesbian coffee houses and not arenas, you know some vegan cupcake side while drinking kambucha and not so much a heaveily marketed disney show…with merch…all while Miley cashes the fuck in making a fool of herself… But it’s happening, it’s different…it’s the now… Smoking some weed… From her instagram… A bonus from Paper Magazine outtake…that is pretty fucking good.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Miley Cyrus Vagina Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne posted the above picture on her social media…because she’s naughty…. Or maybe because she’s like the other divorced mothers in their 40s who spent 20 years devoted to their families that now that they are free have found their sexuality, their sex appeal and all they had to do was pretend they were 17 year olds on instagram and at castings to really go viral…. It turns out that no man will ask for your birth certificate to see you were born in 1972…when you’re speaking directly to his boner…filling out his fantasies… Bella Thorne is the new Lohan, complete with leech sisters riding her coat tails, parents who moved the family to LA to get the child earning…and fingers crossed, when it all collapses…there will be nudity, because as far as I’m concerned, she’s already got all the right poses down…. HERE’S THE UPSKIRT… TO SEE HER ALMOST HAVE AN UPSKIRT CLICK HERE The post Bella THorne Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about her. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models and hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. And this latest shoot of hers just confirms it. Although now I want to know where I can get this shirt. Because I think it’d look seriously great in my bedroom. …Candice comes with it, right?
