The site is janky, but we are still updating it, because what the fuck else am I going to do. If you see 502 errors it is because someone is trying to bring us down…but we are still putting up posts in between the downtime…think of it as my Christmas gift to you, because Christmas is coming, the goose and really all women are getting fat, but there are still hot chicks out there and that’s really the only miracle we need. The post Eden Bristowe & Maria Moller Topless Model You Never Heard of Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The site is janky, but we are still updating it, because what the fuck else am I going to do. If you see 502 errors it is because someone is trying to bring us down…but we are still putting up posts in between the downtime…think of it as my Christmas gift to you, because Christmas is coming, the goose and really all women are getting fat, but there are still hot chicks out there and that’s really the only miracle we need. The post Eden Bristowe & Maria Moller Topless Model You Never Heard of Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Paris Jackson, who gets the benefit of getting Michael Jackson’s inheritance, which is a lot of fucking money, he’s fucking Michael Jackson – the king of pop…without having any of that child molester genetics….unless she is actually his kid…I don’t know or have the answers. In case you forget, Michael Jackson was one of the first people accused of being a child rapist in Hollywood, they spun it as him being innocent and had no idea what he was doing because his childhood was robbed of him….even though the majority of child molesters, even the half retard ones know that it’s wrong to diddle with prepubescents…. We weren’t there, we’ll have to ask Corey Feldman and McCauley Culkin…who don’t seem to bring it up…but we know that when MJ died…the world forgot and now the world embraces all things Jackson…including Paris….whether he genetically created it or not…or whether he was guilty or not… Not that any of that really matters, I think hipster lesbian model Paris Jackson with her pile of money, being out there having fun, showing tits as the girls do braless for fashion, is a good use of her inheritance…what the fuck else is she supposed to do…sing and dance? Why bother….when you can just nipple. We live in a world where the Star Search is unnecessary. Just show your tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson TIts Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lucy Hale is very very important because she was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, that got her a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls on social media, and those 14 year olds who still follow her are now 20 and prime clients to market to. So the brands jerk off to her, throw money at her and give her roles and make her exist…. So she’s still out there, she’s still working, she’s on a new show, she’s got her tits out….barely, but enough to remind you that she’s here, she’s ready and that the guys who follow her to jerk off to her are going to need to stretch the imagination because she’s not out there topless like the other whores….we haven’t seen her nipples but sometimes, like in the 80s and 90s, or when working in an office and you try to keep everything professional and cleavage has to do… Lucy Hale…keeping it professional…because someone has to in this world of everyone a whore. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, showing off her little body that looks like it may be a premature baby all grown up, or maybe a mom fed her growth stunting hormones, like all good stage mom’s do, in effort to keep the checks coming in…. I guess she’s also showing off her weird to begin with face that is obviously jacked up with fillers, because someone tricked the women in the world to think jacking up their faces with fillers is a good look… Make everyone look like cheap porn chicks…why not…make other women feel inadequate for no reason…why not…insecurity leads to sales and keeping the economy rolling…good. Bikini finger like she doesn’t give a fuck, but she took the time to post it, because we like bikini tops on our popular TV show stars… The post Sarah Hyland’s Weird Face in a Bikini Giving the Finger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, so the film industry is making her do a bunch of media, you know because she’s a legit actress from Israel, who was really only in Fast and Furious movies, which I guess is enough to matter… Maybe she did other shit in her native land of Israel, where she did more than celebrae Passover, but also celebrated winning at life, because with her husband and baby daddy, of a 6 or 7 year old and a freshly made baby, they also sold a hotel they owned for 25 million dollars, meaning this movie shit is just for ego…you know make it while you can… People like her, maybe because she proves to you racists that Jewish people don’t all have tails and horns, and that they can be decent looking…but I find her, these photos, her look boring….sure, she’ll be the first to say it is because I am an anti-Semite, when really I just like pussy that isn’t 31 and a mom of two…. Either way, here she is in a magazine, positioned as editorial, like people care, when really it’s an ad for a movie you will all see…because someone is going to these things…it must be you… This is all I see when I see her pics – or in her Wonder Woman costume because I am not a nerd with Comic book fetishes….I see a recently shattered mom pussy. The post Gal Gadot is Boring in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know who Maria Ozawa is, or for those of you who are just pretending not to know who she is because someone’s standing over your shoulder right now, Maria’s a famous former Japanese porn star. And now that you know that, make sure to check out this killer lingerie spread she did for the June issue of FHM Philippines and get better acquainted with Maria, or re-acquainted with her, since it’s entirely possible you just didn’t recognize her at first wearing so much clothing. Either way, enjoy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Lindsay Lohan who I love, not because we used to be best fucking friends during one of her drug induced years….where I would get calls and text messages from her at random times of the day because someone gave her my phone number and I guess she thought it was funny….but because I think she’s a talent, has star power, and despite being her own worst enemy thanks to being her family’s biggest asset…I believe that she’ll come out on top…and while I wait..I figure I might as well just cum looking at her tits…not because so many people have….many of them in the room with her…but because I feel connected to her…and that’s what people in love do.. What I’m trying to say is that who cares about her shitty career, the joke that is her family, all the scandals, her community serivce…her addiction, her horrible use of social media…when what really matters are her nipples… I mean….Lindsay Lohan’s got great tits, we should focus on that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
