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Khloe Kardashian See Through Outfit of the Day

Khloe Kardashian the monster Khloe Kardashian the one everyone who watches their show likes because she’s apparently funny, as she would have to be, to not be taken out back and shot by the mom because the mom knows she’s not a fucking earner, or that she’s bringing the whole litter down, and that she needs to be removed. You know the kind of narcissist who can’t accept that such a creature crawled out of her womb when she was doing coke with Nicole Brown…off OJs Dick….but figured if she had personality..she could be redeemed…until she was ready to spend 100,000 dollars on surgeries and injections to make her look fuckable… This is Khloe Kardashian fuckable…looking like every instagram model in an instagram filter…but still fuckable…and I’d say it is magic, but it’s really just modern face injection science all the high school girls are saving up for thanks to this evil family… Not sure why she’s in a see through outfit, but we can assume it has to do with being shameless whores who want to be naked as often as they can, it’s in their contract with their mom, and more importantly, when you get rebuilt, you know a new new paintjob, you want to show it off…but it’s still TERRIFYING to me. The post Khloe Kardashian See Through Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Gymnastics of the Day

Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on… That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks… Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot. TO SEE PICS OF BEYONCE IN A BIKINI IN PORTOFINO CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner Wears Shorts of the Day

Kendall Jenner wore shorts her vagina was probably not quite designed for, as it looks like it’s eating them up, in this cameltoe picture….but then you have to remember she is a kardashian, without being a Kardashian genetically, but a Kardashian, because all that is horrible about the Kardashian’s stems from the mom they share… That said this rocking a cameltoe is probably one of their “etiquette” lessons they learned at the finishing school their mom staged in their garage, because they are classy like that, and more importantly, because the mom knows how to manipulate the media via slut behavior…the cameltoe is so easy to play off as unintentional and just being big vagina-ed in tight shorts….without admitting to jacking that shit up so hard the world knows what’s going on… Either way, I think it’s cute, but in a rodent in your kids bedroom kind of way, it’s like rid this thing from the world, get it out of my fucking house, even if it’s ok to look at running on its hamster wheel making stupid rodent faces, or in her case, CAMELTOES…at least she makes something… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Smoking on Set of the Day

If you ever thought being a model was a joke, you know all the bitch has to do is sit there through make-up, sit there through hair, sit on set and have some dude takes pics of her for a few hours, collect her 10,000 dollar check and head back to her loft to rail lines of blow….well being a model turned actor is a bigger fucking joke, cuz all you have to do is sit around on set all day with Shia LeBeef, smoking “hand rolled cigarettes”, waiting for some bullshit explosions to go off like a lazy fucking cunt who makes too much money…but I still want to fuck her and I guess that’s all that matters. Pics via Fame

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Kate Beckinsale is the Hot Mother of the Day

Kate Beckinsale’s a mom.

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