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Beyonce Makes Her Homo Fan Say Her Name Twice of the Day

So Beyonce makes a gay fan at her concert say her name twice before throwing him a dirty towel at him pretty much giving the motherfucker an orgasm, which was a nice change from what he got last time he had an orgasm, which was AIDS, you know it is the gay disease. I just don’t think I have ever liked anyone enough to want to touch their sweaty towel, or rags or really anything used on thier body, especially when it comes from Beyonce. The whole thing grosses me out and is not hygienic at all, and despite being a filthy motherfucker I don’t want to deal with other people’s filth, unless it involves me eating used tampons, but that’s just a fetish really…

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AnnaLynne in a Bikini — 9021-Oh Yeah!

Filed under: Hot Bodies We could tell you all about how AnnaLynne McCord played paddle ball with her friends this weekend — but all you really care about is watching her do the Beyonce booty shake and roll around the sand in her skimpy bikini … so enjoy! See Also … Permalink

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Beyonce "Say My Name" (Serenades Fan) Chicago 7/17/09

Beyonce in Chicago @ the United Center. She asks a fan to say her name (twice), starts singing to him, then gives him her towel after wiping down her face!! lol LOVE his reaction!! =) http://www.youtube.com/v/EXJi9fNbExg&f=standard&app=youtube_gdata See more here: Beyonce “Say My Name” (Serenades Fan) Chicago 7/17/09

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Hitler Gnome!

This is just a few soft news stories about a dumb artist and a dumb burglar.

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Howie Mandel pays a surprise visit to the spelling bee – Buy.com Commercial

Howie Mandel pays a surprise visit to the National Junior 2009 Spelling Bee.

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Jay-Z Adjusts … to Married Life

Filed under: Hook-Ups , Paparazzi Photo , Beyonce Knowles With one arm around his wife and the other down his pants, Jay-Z strolled down a NYC street with Beyonce on Tuesday.The Ugly Truth: Being handy isn’t always a good thing. See Also Jay-Z’s Bodyguard Has His PhD … Permalink

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Holly Madison and Her Garden Gnome Cock of the Day

I am guessing this is not Travelocity’s new ad campaign encouraging safe sex while traveling where instead of fucking the shit out of local pussy/hookers you should find yourself some inanimate object to stick in your ass while jerking off, but I am not too sure what it is, maybe star fucking for a has been Playboy Model/Hefner Contract wife has gone down hill, and the only old famous phallus you can find is found in your neighbor’s trailerpark garden when you are on a drunken desperate search to get back into the limelight, that reminds me of many nights I’ve ended up in random yards, or in bed, hugging random things that I’ve brought home with me, like the night I woke up in the arms of Black Lawn Jockey , covered in puke, or maybe she’s just trying to be funny, either way, at least she’s in lingerie, because as we all know, that’s all she has going for her…and even that is fading…so if you’re a Holly Madison fan, you best enjoy it when you can.

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Hayden Panettiere in a Virginal Topless Scene

People are making a big deal about this new movie called Beth Cooper where Hayden Panettiere was wrongfully cast to be the hot chick in the school, which would really only happen in the North Pole, and toy making school, where midgets and trolls are the norm, not that a place like that actually exists and either does Santa Claus, unless you count the pedophile in the mall with a boner in his red suit loving every second of his minimum wage job. This is the kind of topless scene that would only get a virgin fan excited, which I guess is convenient since 98% of Hayden Panettiere’s fans are virgins and the ones who aren’t are just victims of being molested who really like the show Heroes Continue reading →

Some Chastity Bono Pussy for the Weirdos of the Day

If you’re into pussy that’s on it’s last legs, you know pussy that’s about to take it’s final breath, you know when you walk down the hallway of the cancer ward of the hospital and you feel a little quiver in your pants, or when you look at pre-op female to male tranny who you know have serious mental issues just based on the size of their jeans, who insist on growing a dick, because their dad was too busy skiing into trees and their mom was too busy being a whore to give her the love she needed growing up, creating this serious baggage that makes her want to sew her pussy up and grow a fuckin’ dick, or maybe she just realizes that it’s a man’s world and it’s finally time to command respect out of the world, instead of being paid less and objectified for having a set of oddly shaped tits, and figured since she already looked 3/4 of the way dude, it was the logical fuckin’ step, or maybe it’s gotta do with her being tired of the hardships lesbian couples face every time they leave the house holding lesbian hands in their construction boots and flannel shirts eating organic granola bars when people like me point, laugh and throw dick shaped objects at them, because I know they are just uptight rape victims guys don’t even wanna fuck to begin with, and not actual lesbians, cuz actual lesbians don’t exist….

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Aubrey O’Day is Turning into Beyonce of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is posting pics from her Paper Mag cover shoot that I guess she’s currently at on twitter. I found it weird that she’s lookin’ like she’s black.

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