I wonder how many of you weird Harry Potter freaks out there are able to jerk off to Emma Watson’s tits in a T-Shirt…something that you’d normally find challenging to jerk off to because you have been watching porn for so fucking long now that it’s free…that you just dive deeper into fantasies you didn’t even know you were capable of having…or maybe that porno addiction is allowing you to find the simple beauty of a nice set of tits in a T-Shirt like you did back in high school on a cold fall day when said teen tits were hard nippled.. But then I remember that if you’re into Emma Watson, you’re into Harry Potter, you watched her grow up, and you’re a whole other category of pervert….making jerking off to her in a T-shirt on some deeper rooted weirdness I’m sure you’ve had enough inner torment and shame within yourself that I don’t need to talk about it. The post Emma Watson Tits in a Tee Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
La La Land is one of the most successful movies of the year. It's evident that it's going to be a force to be reckoned with at the 2017 Academy Awards. But will it win EVERYthing? Scroll down for our predictions. 1. Best Picture: La La Land La La Land has been critically and commercially successful since it was released and for good reason. It has already racked up a string of awards and nominations. Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone have this one in the can. 2. Best Director: La La Land Damien Chazelle is up against some stiff competition in this category, but there’s no denying that La La Land was a visual masterpiece. He should have no trouble eking out the win. 3. Best Actor: Casey Affleck The only real competition in this category is between Casey Affleck and Denzel Washington. With Casey’s continued praise, he seems poised to take the win. 4. Best Actress: Emma Stone Emma turned in a riveting performance in La La Land. In fact, she turns in a perfect performance whichever movie she appears in. Trust us, this one is as slam dunk as they come. 5. Best Supporting Actor: Dev Patel Patel has come a long way since his days of playing an angsty teen on Skins. He should win this award for his performance in Lion. 6. Best Supporting Actress: Viola Davis Viola is an awards darling who continues to move from a successful movie to another. Her career has been great and her performance in Fences shows that she is showing no signs of slowing down. View Slideshow
Christina Milian Says Karrine Steffans Isn’t On Her Level After Karrine let it be known a few weeks ago that she’s never leaving Wayne’s side — Milian or no — Christina had to clap back in a new interview taken while in London. After protesting that she didn’t even want to hear that name, Christina opened up on how she really felt about the famous fellator still clinging onto her new love ( around the 5:45 mark ): “The thing with that situation is, I feel like that name shouldn’t even be in the category or in the same sentence as my name. I feel like we’re two different levels. They’re looking for attention. I have a lot of very positive attention by the fans, but not only the fans, but also the media. When somebody’s trying to hop on the bandwagon and try to get some attention then they’re gonna say my name.” Why do we feel like this isn’t the last we’ve heard of this tug-of-Wayne?
There’s nothing quite like genuine, amateur porn. With amateur categories across all major websites filled with new content every day, finding and watching some good old amateur porn shouldn’t be an issue, right? Unfortunately, that never actually seems to be the case. Recognizable faces, questionable acting and ‘professional’ looking performances all seem to be a recurring theme in the category. Whilst there is nothing particularly wrong with this, more often than not it leaves you craving something a little more… genuine. It’s exactly that reason why this video from German amateur legends Ersties really caught our eye. The premise of the video is this; take two twenty-something year old students, put them together in a room with nothing but a bed, and introduce them for the first time on camera. Hit the jump for more info and to see the video…
Lindsay Lohan turned 28 today , and to celebrate, the troubled actress is turning the table in court. Instead of Lohan being charged with grand theft , today she sued the makers of the Grand Theft Auto V video game. Lindsay threatened to sue GTA V several months ago, claiming that the character of Lacey Jonas is based on her likeness and public image, and that a drawing of a bikini-clad woman on the front of the game’s case was made to look like her. Specifically, Lohan’s lawyers claim that the photo on the left – in which a bleary-eyed Lohan rocks a bikini and ankle monitor – served as the basis for the image on the right. Can someone please explain to Lindsay that she’s not the first person to rock blonde hair and a bikini? As for Lacey Jonas – yes, the character’s name and storyline bring Lindsay to mind (Jonas is a troubled starlet looking to evade the paprazzi), but lawyers for Rockstar Games have already offered the valid explanation that the character is both a parody (which is fully permissible under the law), and a composite of several starlets including Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. So basically, this whole thing serves as further confirmation that Lindsay Lohan is a delusional egomaniac who’s just not very bright. But hey, in honor of her birthday, let’s look at some photos of Lindsay doing what she does best and is probably doing right now (drinking): Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
Sometimes parents humiliate their kids . Other times, however, parents totally come through for their kids. We’re pretty sure the following fits into this category. For their child’s recent birthday, a mother and father gifted him with the video game Minecraft. And when he opened it, the tears flew, the yells emanated and all-out hysteria commenced for a solid minute. In the description of this video online, the parents said their son’s reaction went “above and beyond” what they expected. To that, we say… YA THINK?!? Kids FLIPS OUT Over Video Game We haven’t seen anyone this excited since this dad sang Let It Go . See, kids? Parents aren’t always so bad. 21 Questionable Parenting Moments 1. Tractor Ride Geez, dad! Don’t you know the kid is supposed to be REAR facing! Gosh!
A strong field of contenders has made this category harder to predict than ever. By Kevin P. Sullivan Anne Hathaway in “Les Miserables” Photo: Universal Pictures
Did you just see that glass of water tremble à la Jurassic Park ? Could that distant rumbling be Harvey Weinstein barreling T-Rex style down the endless red carpet leading to the Kodak Theater in February? Indeed, with the announcement this week that Seth McFarlane will be hosting the 85th Academy Awards , Oscar season is now officially under way. Screeners and For Your Consideration ads shall soon be raining down upon us. So this seems as good an occasion as any to assess the buzz around Oscar hopefuls in the major categories. Prognosticating about the Oscars so early in the race, when many of the most anticipated prestige movies of the year ( Lincoln, Django Unchained, Les Miserables ) remain to be seen, may be premature, like discussing the prospect of a Gingrich/Perry 2012 ticket a year ago. But what self-respecting pundit waits to be fully informed? After all, the jockeying has already begun . BEST PICTURE ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Like last year, there could be as few as five and as many as ten nominees in this category. The locks so far are Lincoln (a biopic of Abraham Lincoln directed by Steven Spielberg could be made with animated stick figures and it would still be a shoo-in—actually, I’d like to see that…); Les Misérables (a lavish, crowd-pleasing period musical that couldn’t be more upfront about its Oscar ambitions); and Argo (Ben Affleck’s film about a CIA hostage rescue mission in Tehran under the guise of a Hollywood production — Zero Dark Thirty meets Tropic Thunder ? — got a terrific jump out of the Telluride and Toronto gates). Silver Linings Playbook , a romantic comedy with just enough of a serious edge to please Oscar voters, also had a solid Toronto run. Ang Lee’s lyrical Life of Pi delighted New York Film Festival audiences last week and there’s every reason to believe the Academy will be just as enchanted, especially since there’s a feeling Lee was screwed over when Crash was voted best picture over Brokeback Mountain in 2005. I’d be surprised if The Master didn’t get nominated for best picture, but Kristopher Tapley and Anne Thompson over at Indiewire point out that, while the acting and cinematography are spectacular, the film itself left many critics cold. Michael Haneke’s rueful rumination on love and death, Amour , which won the Palme d’Or at Cannes, is a bit of a long shot since it’s in French. But if Weinstein, who is distributing the film in the U.S., can get a French silent film a best picture Oscar, as he did last year with The Artist , there’s no saying what he can do with a French talkie. Rounding out the frontrunners is the oneiric bayou fantasy Beasts of the Southern Wild, which could provide this Oscar season’s feel-good, indie underdog narrative. (NB: This category will be shaken up in December, when many major contenders will be released, including Django Unchained ; The Hobbit ; Promised Land ; Zero Dark Thirty ; and The Impossible .) BEST DIRECTOR Ben Affleck Back in 1998, we all made jokes about how Ben Affleck was the luckiest man alive for tying his fate to Matt Damon’s and winning a screenwriting Oscar. But Affleck, who’s proven to be one of the best mainstream directors of his generation, may well get the last laugh — in addition to a nomination for helming Argo . Spielberg’s seat at this table has been booked for years. The Master auteur Paul Thomas Anderson is a near lock, too. Les Miserables director Tom Hooper, who won this award two years ago for The King’s Speech , will almost certainly get recognition for his use of live-action singing, which, to believe the featurette Universal put out last week, has never been attempted before in a musical of this scope. The Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow could get a shot at a repeat victory with Zero Dark Thirty . The same goes for Ang Lee, who took home the best-director consolation prize in 2005, and breaks new ground this year with his innovative use of 3D in Life of Pi . If David O. Russell’s reputation as an on-set tyrant hasn’t blacklisted him so far — and judging from his 2010 nomination for The Fighter, it hasn’t — there’s a good chance he’ll get a nod for Silver Linings Playbook . Rounding out the category are heavy hitters Robert Zemeckis ( Flight ), Peter Jackson ( The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ); and Quentin Tarantino ( Django Unchained ).
