Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have revealed their 2013 Christmas Card – and it’s BOUND to make you laugh. In a clip that will air Monday, Ellen shows off a photo that would make James Franco and Seth Rogen proud, as she presents an image of herself on a motorcycle and wife Portia de Rossi sitting across from her, topless, prepared to seriously make out. Yes, it’s a parody of the infamous Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Bound 2 music video . “People have been talking about the Kardashian’s card so much, Portia and I did a card this year and… it was actually inspired by Kim and Kanye’s music video, if you saw it,” Ellen tells the audience in the following clip. Watch now and then be sure to check out the 2013 Kardashian family Christmas card . Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Seriously, how awesome is Ellen DeGeneres?!?
In case you didn’t know…Russia is the center of the world…it is where everything good on the internet comes from…and who knows…the Russians…as primitive as they pretend to be…all free from communist and into basic human instinct…like drinking heavy, selling beautiful women, and making billions through corruption, with as many girls and being the hardest motherfuckers in Adidas track pants ever… It’s amazing…but if you don’t like that – here’s a father hitting a kid with a ski on the ski hill after his kid gets smoked…
From the sick and twisted minds of the creepy horror movie vibes, this gear is not just for the goths, psychos, sex offenders and perverts you know, but rather for everyone with any level of taste at all…we are a fan and not just saying that…and that’s why we got our stepGIRLS in it…in the washing machine – trying to get rid of the evidence or maybe trying to stay clean…cuz they are so dirty…or at least that’s what we like to think…because dirty girls with their Christmas balls make the holiday season go round….and round and round… PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT TO GET YOUR CREEPSTREET GIFTING ON CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT GUIDE IDEAS VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
This year’s Kardashian Christmas card , arguably the family’s most bizarre and definitely their most expensive yet, is telling for a number of reasons. Yes, Kim Kardashian is front and center and Kendall Jenner appears to be in the process of being groomed to take Kim’s place under Kris’ emperorship. But the most notable image of all? Bruce Jenner actually showup up for the shoot, but being shoved in the corner, locked in a glass tube and fighting to escape. Some photos really are worth a thousand words. It’s been an embarrassing year for the long-suffering patriarch, now a shell of his former self. And the humiliation he’s endured could cost Kris. “If Bruce Jenner opens up about all of the dirt he has on Kris, he could easily get a book advance of $15 million,” a publishing insider tells In Touch. Adds a Kardashian family friend, apparently worried: “All of her secrets would come out and she’d be completely destroyed. Bruce knows everything.” Yes … but what? And would he really tell all? Given that this is Bruce Jenner, probably not. He just likes to race cars, play golf, hang with his kids, and not be nagged. All in all, a super dude. You can criticize him for a lot of things, but being vindictive or vengeful is just not in his nature. That’s why he took Kris’ crap for so many years. Also, what would he possibly say that we don’t know, or that would damage her? That she staged / hawked the Kim Kardashian sex tape herself? Even that wouldn’t surprise anyone, or damage the brand. It’s like the Empire at this point, just without the obvious weakness in the Death Star. Or someone willing / interested in taking it on. Bruce is not going to use the Force for anything more than shaving a few strokes off his golf handicap. We’d pay to read his nonexistent tell-all, though. That’s for sure. If he even loses $15 million from his vast fortune, maybe he’ll consider it then …
It’s always great to actors and actresses in their natural elements. Danielle Brooks and Uzo Aduba, the “Orange is the New Black” actresses known as Taystee and Crazy Eyes,…
HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics. TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE
I saw this horrible Kardashian Christmas card, as tacky as you’d expect, yesterday but apparently it’s a series of pics, obviously, these over the top assholes just don’t stop…even though they should be stopped with an elephant gun… Apparently, they hired David Lachapelle to shoot their Christmas card, and by The Kardashians I mean E!, as the Kardashians have E! by the balls and make them pay for all the over the top shit they do, because spending their own stupid money they made being the worst humans on earth would just be crazy, when they can trap other idiots to do it for them…they’ve got it all figured out, but it’s too bad that these Dancing Monkeys aren’t just Dancing Monkeys that their trainer can put to sleep because they’re all danced out… The only thing nice about this over the top shoot it is that Bruce Jenner let his Tranny hair out…not you tranny lovers can really throw down to him…if you know what I mean… Garbage
Everyone shits on Terry Richardson for having boring pictures, or being played out, even though he took a style that influenced a generation of photographers…and everyone calls him a creep or a pervert because he fucks 20 year old models who groupie on his dick…because any normal guy would say no to model pussy…they say he gets girls in positions they don’t want to be in…but they are just blinded by the camera flashes that they don’t notice or some shit…but the reality is that every straight man is a fucking creep and a pervert, some are just smart enough to become photographers…and every gay man is just a pervert, but being gay they are in it together, so their perversion just produces an aids crisis in the 80s cuz everyone was fucking each other… All this to say..people like to fuck nice looking things…and Terry likes to take nice looking things and make them look more like something we’d like to fuck…can’t hate a motherfucker for that. Here are some pics he shot for the 2014 Diesel calendar..
I guess someone told Selena Gomez that she had good tits…because something happened recently where all she wants to do is show her tits… Is it a distraction from her weird chipmunk face with weird fake lips…or is it just because tits is what people want…I mean did she change her birth control pill and turn that A-Cup to a B-Cup or did she just eat her way to a B-Cup…who fucking knows what the strategy or reason behind it is…but it’s happening and I am watching even if cleavage bores me and I’m more into hardcore sexuality…if you know what I mean…like spread eagle ass shots…but Disney girls gone bad, always a good storyline, even when you know they’ve been polluted with Bieber’s dick, a dick that is rumoured to be huge, which makes the whole thing far fucking worse… This is some Christmas event, seems like an appropriate outfit…nothing says Christmas at my house like tits … TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know much about fashion, let alone British fashion, but I’m pretty sure one of the key fundamentals has to do with showing as much cleavage as possible. At least judging from the hot British chicks that I always seem to see. In which case, Rita Ora here deserved to go home with a trophy at last night’s British Fashion Awards, as well as a certain blogger. But I wasn’t invited for some reason. Probably because I’m always making comments like that. And the fact that I would’ve showed up in sweatpants. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com
