Nicki Minaj is fucking terrible, but she is this generations version of a circus clown, you know a total shapeshifter from acting school who figured out how to navigate the entertainment industry by being the black Lady Gaga all weird, before turning into the fake tits, face and ass that look like Blac Chyna or any and all of the Kardashians…who is now on the beach somewhere showing off all that plastic…because she’s made it -but is clearly still a weak, broken, annoying and depressing weird looking human – who makes some real shitty music…but it pays and in America…that’s all that matters…mattress The post Clown Nicki Minaj in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw on Twitter that Kim Kardashian was sucking Perez Hilton’s dick like it was Ray J in her Sex Tape cuz she was releasing a new song and I guess wanted his stamp of approval…or at least as much press as she can get for her shit…knowing he caters to 14 year old girls, he’s a good starting point…not to mention he’ll do anything if you acknowledge he exists…. That said, here’s the song, that is not even a song…She’s not even singing…..She’s talking nonsense over a shitty beat on repeat…. They just know anything they shit out people will eat the fuck up…including Ryan Seacrest who premiered her song…and who also is the executive producer on her show and making millions off her – of course he’ll play it again…. Either way, I am not surprised her song is about her jam though, I mean based on her fatness, I figure her jam or any of her sugary foods are her object of desire…you know her one true love that is always there for her, I mean other than black man dick… What a fucking joke…a joke that is gonna make millions….proving yet again there is no integrity left in Hollywood….it is just mainstream crap… If she really wanted a real hit, she would have let herself get pissed on like in her sex tape that made her….I guess we’ll have to wait for the video… buy her sex tape cuz I like when Kardashian’s Pussy Makes me Money
I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…
I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…
Here are some model titties for fashion cuz I like tits and you secretly love fashion photoshoots cuz you are potentially a queer. The real reason I post all these topless fashion pictures is to observe the hypocrisy in the world when advertisers reject me and force me to live in poverty because I am a porn site, while whatever magazine this shoot is in got paid millions… See, I like to intellectualize being a pervert, it makes me feel like what I do has real purpose beyond you coming to see tits….unfortunately, I’m not an intellectual, however I am allergic to almonds and found out that there are almonds in the gin I normally drink, making me wonder if I am actually allergic to almonds, or if the almonds in the gin is what leaves me convulsing in the ditch at the end of the night….It’s some scientist shit I will never figure out…but I will keep drinking in efforts to get to the bottom of this… That has nothing to do with this model named Mariacarla Boscono who with a name like that’s gotta be a WOP. Here are her WOP tits in some fashionable gayness.
Here are some model titties for fashion cuz I like tits and you secretly love fashion photoshoots cuz you are potentially a queer. The real reason I post all these topless fashion pictures is to observe the hypocrisy in the world when advertisers reject me and force me to live in poverty because I am a porn site, while whatever magazine this shoot is in got paid millions… See, I like to intellectualize being a pervert, it makes me feel like what I do has real purpose beyond you coming to see tits….unfortunately, I’m not an intellectual, however I am allergic to almonds and found out that there are almonds in the gin I normally drink, making me wonder if I am actually allergic to almonds, or if the almonds in the gin is what leaves me convulsing in the ditch at the end of the night….It’s some scientist shit I will never figure out…but I will keep drinking in efforts to get to the bottom of this… That has nothing to do with this model named Mariacarla Boscono who with a name like that’s gotta be a WOP. Here are her WOP tits in some fashionable gayness.
I shit on Terry Richardson for selling out because he is smart enough to make all the money he can and the only way to do that is going mainstream….but dude clearly still has talent. He took those Glee girls and made them look like something I could jerk off to, instead of the manly, awkward and pretty much disgusting as fuck pussy they actually are…. Here’s a video GQ put out today, milking the fuck out of the attention they got from those pictures, cuz when you’re a print magazine you gotta do whatever it takes…..I guess….and anything Glee is a winning fucking formula. UPDATE – THIS VIDEO IS A SCAM – GQ IS JUST TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO LINK THEM SO THEY TURNED OFF THE EMBED- TO MAKE THEM LOTS OF MONEY – FUCK THEM – I’M NOT GOING TO –
I shit on Terry Richardson for selling out because he is smart enough to make all the money he can and the only way to do that is going mainstream….but dude clearly still has talent. He took those Glee girls and made them look like something I could jerk off to, instead of the manly, awkward and pretty much disgusting as fuck pussy they actually are…. Here’s a video GQ put out today, milking the fuck out of the attention they got from those pictures, cuz when you’re a print magazine you gotta do whatever it takes…..I guess….and anything Glee is a winning fucking formula. UPDATE – THIS VIDEO IS A SCAM – GQ IS JUST TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO LINK THEM SO THEY TURNED OFF THE EMBED- TO MAKE THEM LOTS OF MONEY – FUCK THEM – I’M NOT GOING TO –
