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Rachel Bilson and her Box of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wrong box Rachel Bilson….no one cares about seeing you load your car with your bullshit purchases….except for maybe my friend who loves watching bitches in the grocery store load their cars in the parking lot enough to have purchased a mini van with good tints so he can jerk off when they do….we want to see your fucking vagina…. You’d think being recently single from having been held captive by that weird Canadian no one cares about would make her a little more into flashing the fucking goods to get a little male attention…I guess she’s just a little rusty…. So here are those pics for my perverted shopping center parking lot creeper….even though he’s got an endless supply of the real thing…

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Rachel Bilson and her Box of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wrong box Rachel Bilson….no one cares about seeing you load your car with your bullshit purchases….except for maybe my friend who loves watching bitches in the grocery store load their cars in the parking lot enough to have purchased a mini van with good tints so he can jerk off when they do….we want to see your fucking vagina…. You’d think being recently single from having been held captive by that weird Canadian no one cares about would make her a little more into flashing the fucking goods to get a little male attention…I guess she’s just a little rusty…. So here are those pics for my perverted shopping center parking lot creeper….even though he’s got an endless supply of the real thing…

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Christina Hendrick 1999 Playboy Picture of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Playboy tried to stay relevant by pulling out a picture of Christina Hendricks from 1999 when she was just a young slut trying to get ahead, hoping the Pam Anderson hustle would work for her, maybe doing it cuz she had rent to pay, but unfortuantely, she’s not showing her tits in a time before she was fat and when she was actually probably worth trying to fuck, not that you care what I think, cuz just her name blinds you from any rational thought, cuz you’re too filled up on boobs…. Apparently my site got hacked….Let me know if you notice anything weird….other than the clown in this picture…

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Comes Out

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Comes Out

It looks as though Christina Aguilera is taking her clown show all over the world promoting her crappy Burlesque movie, here she is looking, well looking kinda bad the other night. She’s not exactly a natural beauty is she? No wonder she hides behind so much make up. Anyhow, it’s my job to look for the positive in every situation, sort of, so I’m going to go ahead and say that at least her boobs look pretty good. No need for make up on those girls. Enjoy.

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Eli Roth Adapting Viral Clown Trailer — But Is That a Good Idea?

Posted on November 18, 2010 by | Comments Off on Eli Roth Adapting Viral Clown Trailer — But Is That a Good Idea?

First came the trailer for for a full length version of Hobo with a Shotgun , which is based on a fake trailer. Then director Jon Watts created a completely unauthorized, 100% fake and totally inspired trailer for an Eli Roth film (that Roth had no plans to direct) called Clown . After tweeting that he loved the trailer, Roth has now announced that he will produce a full length version of Watts’ film. Just like that! But is this a completely unwarranted lucky break for Watts, or is Roth onto something? Let’s take a look at some of Watts’ previous work to decide.

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Snooki’s Sloppy Ass Tells Stories of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I look at asses shaped like this, and bodies shaped like this, and faces shaped like this, and legs shaped like this- I find it hard to believe the cunt this is attached to has made it in the world. It makes me question what is wrong with our world, when pussy this dumpy gets ahead. Not that Jersey Shore is actually “making it” or “getting ahead” but it’s a hell of a lot further along that any of the drunk idiots I know…including myself…and that depresses me…There is nothing appealing about this slob. If anything it is fucking vile and sure, I get she does it for laughs cuz she’s a joke, like the clown that she is, but I don’t think that’s not enough to warrant a bitch getting paid the way Snooki does….MTV must die for polluting us with these people….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Fucking Clown of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s birthday, she turned 31 and I guess no one gave a fuck, so she decided to dress up like an idiot to let the world know she’s celebrating and having the time of her life cuz it’s her day, or maybe it just took her 31 years to realize and accept the fact that she’s an overweight joke by dressing like the clown that she is, but really what the fuck do I know, other than that this costume in February is nothing but fucking stupidity, but the good news is that I never knew something so insignificant, like some bitch I don’t know who I never found hot, even though she was tiny with big tits, cuz I knew eventually her ass would catch up and balance out her horse face, could actually annoy me this much, but now I do… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Letter Heady

Posted on January 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Link: http://www.letterheady.com/ A collection of really beautiful letterhead designs. Except the clown one, that's just not right.

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Tyra Shows Halle Berry Her Feet of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck

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Gretchen Rossi Demonstrating How She Pisses of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is some bottom feeder that you have no business knowing by name because she is really that useless and from some Reality TV bullshit, but she is the kind of nobody who I call paparazzi chasers, whether she tips them off as to where she is going to be, or she follows them around like they are famous and she’s the paparazzi, just in hopes there’s a slow day so that motherfucker can catch her simulating pissing like the dog she is, or doing the other really lame stunts she’s pulled over the last few months she’s been pretending to be famous. It is girls like this who are making celebrity and hollywood worse than a fucking trailer park not that I really remember a time when people who didn’t deserve to be famous were famous, but I do know that it is getting out of hand and can only hope the apocalyse hits Southern California before getting to me, so I can watch the end and smile satisfied before the locusts or tsunami get me….

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