There’s something about Lady Gaga laying in bed that terrifies me. They are saying that she’s not wearing Make-Up and I don’t think that is it, I mean even with her over-the-top tranny make-up, she’s a fucking nightmare….but I guess when she’s in her over-the-top tranny make-up, you can see her for the clown that she is…you know the ugly girl who knows she’s ugly…but when she’s in bed like this….she just looks like a bad drunken decision you’re trying to figure out, kick out, and are just happy you did kill off when you woke up to it because you thought it was an intruder…it’s happened to all of us.
American Horror Story: Freak Show features a number, well, freaks this season. There’s a biker with deformed hands. There’s a woman with two heads. And there’s a hermaphrodite with three breasts. But there’s also a killer clown on the loose – and it’s this character who is causing some problems for viewers around the country. Specifically, for clowns who are NOT killers. “Hollywood makes money sensationalizing the norm,” says Glenn Kohlberger, President of Clowns of America International, to The Hollywood Reporter. “They can take any situation, no matter matter how good or pure, and turn it into a nightmare.” Dubbed “Twisty” and played by John Carroll Lynch, the clown has already committed many murders through just two American Horror Story: Freak Show episodes. He’s also locked a couple people up in his scary bus. And Kohlberger isn’t happy about the way this clown is being portrayed. He says Twisty is giving carefree, fun, non-homicidal clowns a bad name. “We do not support in any way, shape or form any medium that sensationalizes or adds to coulrophobia or ‘clown fear,’ ” Kohlberger says. Of course, television can’t be blamed entirely for how some folks view clowns in a negative light: in 1978, John Wayne Gacy was arrested for killing and raping at least 33 boys while simultaneously performing as Pogo the Clown. Now that’s some scary stuff. Even scarier that a hermaphrodite with three breasts. Kohlberger’s beef, meanwhile, hasn’t affected ratings for this Ryan Murphy-produced drama: It recently aired its most-watched premiere of all-time and it’s already been renewed for Season 5. Those who missed the latest episode can watch American Horror Story online right here and now: Watch American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 Online
Julia Louis-Dreyfus was already nude and covered by the Constitution on the cover of Rolling Stone this month, but now she’s taking a slightly funnier (or creepier) slant for her latest revealing pictorial. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Nude With Clowns! Open Slideshow 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus For GQ Julia did a spread for the new issue of GQ. For some reason, she involved clowns. View As List 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus For GQ Julia did a spread for the new issue of GQ. For some reason, she involved clowns. 2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude With a Clown Julia naked for GQ magazine. We could do without the clown. 3. Julia Louis-Dreyfus In Bed With a Clown Julia on the morning after. Ladies, do your best to never wake up next to some clown! 4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Clown Baby! Julia got knocked up by a clown. It’s hard to imagine anything more terrible. Yes, the Veep star has apparently decided to mess everyone’s minds up with some strange Freudian combination of sex and childhood nightmares by posing nude and gettin’ down with a clown. Terrifying…but we can’t look away. Julia jokingly claimed she was in a “drunken stupor” when she stripped down for Rolling Stone , so maybe she graduated to LSD for her GQ shoot. Rolling Stone took flak for scrawling a John Hancock signature on Julia’s back (he signed the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution), but we’re guessing no one will uncover any such flaws with this new set of pics. Anyone looking at Julia’s latest spread long enough to detect an error would likely just end up in a mental hospital. Check out the gallery above to see Julia naked with some clowns. Just don’t blame us if you end up getting aroused the next time you go to a circus. If you feel the need to scrub those images from your brain, check out the gallery below for more stars who took it all off for major publications. 16 Celebrities Who Have Gone Naked on Magazine Covers Open Slideshow 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good. View As List 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good. 2. Jada Pinkett Smith Nude Jada Pinkett Smith got very much naked for this Essence cover. It’s a side typically reserved for Will Smith. 3. Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless Looking good, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal! We may have to go see Love and Other Drugs based on this EW cover. 4. Katy Perry Esquire Cover Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG. 5. Kim Kardashian W Cover Kim Kardashian going naked isn’t all that shocking. But this isn’t a Playboy cover, folks. 6. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic? 7. True Blood Stars Cover Rolling Stone Think this Rolling Stone cover is racy? You should see the show! 8. Christina Aguilera: Naked for GQ Christina Aguilera strips WAY down for this cover of GQ. Ogle away, fellas. Ogle away. 9. Rihanna Topless in Esquire UK Rihanna is topless on the new issue of Esquire UK. We are shocked by this news let us tell you. 10. Joanna Krupa: Nude for Maxim Joanna Krupa is never shy about taking her clothes off. She does so here for an issue of Maxim. 11. Nude Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is nice and naked for the this issue of GQ. Inside, the article focuses on Aniston’s movie career, her relationship with John Mayer and… who cares?!? She’s naked! 12. Padma Laksmi: Nude for Page Six Padma Laksmi is known for her cooking. But she really sizzles on this magazine cover! 13. Gisele: Nude for Vanity Fair You are a lucky man, Tom Brady. Gisele Bundchen proves why on this Vanity Fair cover. 14. Kate Winslet Naked Kate Winslet got nice and naked for this cover of Vanity Fair. The actress, inside, talks about life growing up as an overweight child. 15. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley in Vanity Fair Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley team up here to get naked for Vanity Fair. 16. Lindsay Lohan for New York Magazine Lindsay Lohan does her best Marilyn Monroe impression here for New York Magazine. That means getting naked, of course.
A man covered in white face paint and donning a curly red wig, ruffled collar, giant round nose and giant eyebrows is causing quite a stir in the British town of Northampton. Yes, a clown is stalking the streets like Pennywise from Stephen King’s It . The creepy figure first appeared on Friday, September 13, with residents posting sightings of him on Twitter and no one quite sure what the heck is going on. Clown Terrorizes British Town The clown is simply standing on street corners and holding balloons and a teddy bear, waving at those who pass by and… okay, this is freaking us out just to write about. No wonder some have called the police. A Facebook page titled “Spot Northampton’s Clown” has been created and someone purporting to be the clown in question posted on it Monday, denying allegations that he’s been knocking on neighborhood doors late at night. “I ‘haven’t’ been knocking on houses and asking to paint window sills,” the individual wrote. “If what i am doing does get too much for people, I will have to stop.” The clown also says he is not part of any PR stunt. In response, a superhero dubbed The Clown Catcher and dressed like Superman has also taken to the streets in an attempt to protect citizens from the mysterious circus figure. Really. We’re not making any of this up. Watch the video above for more – and lock your doors tonight.
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I still don’t know who Georgia Salpa is, where she came from, why people care about her, how she established her fan base, but I am going to assume it has something to do with how she’s dressed in these pics…all half naked and whorish….which is a good thing for those of us who like half naked and whorish women….which is pretty much all of us…which is a good thing for Georgia Salpa cuz it’s all she has going for her….but luckily..that’s enough…cuz I’ll tel you her clown face isn’t doing much for her…luckily it’s all about the body.
This is what passes for culture in Athens now. The days of REM and Drivin’ N’ Cryin’ are long gone. Is it me, or doesn’t this clown show remind you of some other misfits who decided to pretend they could rap? Yeah, OK. You’re right. The Nerds were a lot better. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Hayride Discovery Date : 01/12/2011 21:06 Number of articles : 2
I’m not a huge supporter of remaking great foreign films; the trend runs from enticing (Fincher’s Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ) to unnecessary ( Let Me In ). But because it’s inevitable that Hollywood will keep borrowing ideas from the outside world — and since the aptly named Fantastic Fest played host to so many of them over the past week — here are five international offerings I could see studios attempting to re-envision. Let’s just hope they don’t muck it up.
I’m not sure if it’s just me, I can’t be the only one, but Christina Aguilera is not aging well at all. Here she is at some NBC party yesterday looking like she’s eaten some bad shellfish or something. Gross. I like that she’s wearing a nice low cut dress, even if we can’t see any real cleavage, but that face has got to go. Enough with the clown makeup. It’s been a good run, but sadly I think that Xtina’s best days are behind her.
