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Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day

If you’re wondering how Julianne Hough stays healthy, you don’t have to read Women’s Health, because I have the inside scoop right here… It’s a mix of slutty stripper dancing for rich men, until they notice her, and want to fuck her so bad, you know dancers and their bodies and the way they move can be hypnotic, and cost you a lot of money per song, for many songs, after they trick you into sticking in the booth……. Only in her situation, she trick them into committing to her through the cocktease hip gyrating, so that she can be presented as the girlfriend in the media, which is great for business and career….and also justification for the cocaine fueled anal sex nights you know they had…. So dance, cocaine, rich men, repeat…and here she is having some bootleg photoshoot for some bootleg magazine, because she’s bootleg… The post Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Grabbing Her Tits for Interview Germany of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they have lined up for when Rihanna goes off the deep end in a cocaine fueled abusive relationship premature death that happens to the best of uneducated people from a small island thrown into the insanity of fame, fortune and celebrity, a concept everyone dreams of but doesn’t understand the trade off that comes with it…but the record companies do, and that’s why they have a constant flow of talent in case one dies, and Rita Ora chick is the UK Rihanna with bigger titties version, and she’s doing some photoshoot for Interview Germany that you may want to have sex with…like I do…cuz boobs, are fun most of the time, until they start talking and demanding things from you…..

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Lindsay Lohan Talks Rehab with Letterman of the Day

David Letterman asked Lindsay Lohan about rehab, because I guess he’s at the stage in his career where he doesn’t have to walk on eggshells and avoid questions the publicists outline that he can’t ask when agreeing to do his show, because he’s David Letterman, and it’s his fucking show. Not that Lohan has a publicist, I mean she’s pretty much at the bottom of the barrel, but I still think she’s fantastic, just not quite as fantastic as Letterman taking her to an uncomfortable place, and not pulling back, until he saw he wasn’t getting anymore out of her. I would have been a little happier if this ended in a cocaine fueled fit of rage, with chairs thrown, hair pulled, security called, but everyone kept their composure, even if you can see the war going on in Lohan’s head as she deals. She’s the best.

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Topless Kreayshawn of the Day

I don’t know who Kreayshawn is, but I do know this is a publicity stunt…a not very creative publicity stunt…every hipster trash like this has topless pics like this….there are sites dedicated to it…….it’s part of the whole not giving a fuck, we’re hipsters, so obscure and anit-establishment, we’re scene kid, apathy and indy, cocaine fueled suburban lifestyle….everyone’s doing it..but I guess not everyone is on a quest to be the next gaga and not everyone has someone like a publicist fake hacking their twitter to post this “fake” pics of the bitch to get a scandal going…. She’s disgusting….Her music sucks…here’s her music video….cuz I guess this titty scam worked.. cuz it got me digging to find out what and who the fuck she is…and as I suspected…and predicted…who fucking cares… Here are the pics… On a sidenote, What a stupid fucking name.

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Haylie Duff Ugly Watch of the Day

Remember when Haylie Duff thought she had what her sister had since they were from the same womb, so she took her ugly face and tried to make it famous, you probably don’t because it only lasted a week, but it was pretty funny to watch . It was that whole older sister unable to accept the younger sister is just better than her, before having to deal with it but still finding restitution by spending her sister’s money and milking her sister’s name to live the good life. You showed her Haylie…you fucking dog of a woman….seriously, she doesn’t look human, it’s like if you could have everything go wrong in the womb, you’d end up with this….I think I’ve sketched cartoons that are hotter than this and I don’t know how to draw…seriously, what the fuck am I lookin’ at, I can’t figure it out, I juse know it is scary….especially for the guy who dates her to get to Hilary….he has to look this in the face and tell her he loves her before fucking her all to get invited to meet the family…that’s some fucking committment to the cause….ok, enough of this…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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