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Marissa Seraphin Lingerie Shoot for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Marissa Seraphin is some model you’ve probably never heard of. From my extensive research, she’s an American Apparel model, which pretty much means she was one of the American Apparel hot, young and awesome employee who worked in one of the stores like the other cool kids in her town, who submitted pics in their corporate sexting campaign with the company owner…leading to some ads that were seen by a lot of people, but that they weren’t paid for…which doesn’t fucking matter.. What matters is that she makes up a very important part of our society. She represents the future of girls. Who grew up on porn and who don’t think getting naked is a big deal… Because it is not a big deal. You see, in my era, getting a tit pic would have been fucking hell, it was before digital, you needed a polaroid and the girl would destroy said polaroid and the kind of girl was questionable..now, the hot chicks who wouldn’t fuck you back then, are the girls getting naked…it’s awesome. Photographer is ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE – he’s good.

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Jessica Alba Walking of the Day

I started the site in a time when Jessica Alba was the biggest deal, even though she can hardly act, and never got nude in movies, making her pretty useless as far as my very astute taste in women goes..it’s like either give me talent or titties…this filler shit that looks alright cuz it isn’t fat and has a nice enough Mexican face is ok, but I don’t celebrate shit unless I see her tits…and that was before being a mom of two… So I guess I am posting this as a memory of what was, or maybe to say she’s not so great, or maybe to speak to you old timers who haven’t moved the fuck on, or as a reminder to the new comers who don’t remember who Jessica Alba was because she hasn’t mattered the last 10 years…that she doesn’t matter, even when in clown pants and her corporate mom site shirt…but people like me will post it anyway…even though they are the worst paparazzi pics pretty much ever… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Aniston’s Paparazzi Bikini Product Placement Pics of the Day

Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement… The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged. If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t… My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money. I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

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Some UK Big Brother Trash Topless on the Beach

Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day

Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at. She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world…. So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream. I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

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Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day

Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at. She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world…. So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream. I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

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Timbaland Becomes Investor Partner With 50 Cent & SMS Audio

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Rapper/producer Timbaland is tossing his hat into the corporate ring. He recently joined SMS Audio and 50 Cent as an investor partner in the headphone…

Timbaland Becomes Investor Partner With 50 Cent & SMS Audio

Berenice Marlohe for Omega of the Day

Berenice Marlohe is the new Bond girl…and I guess it is only natural for the corporate sponsor and possible producer of the James Bond franchise…Omega Watches….to run a campaign with her….a campaign that is semi-erotic, half naked, totally suggestive that girls will fuck you if you wear a 10,000 dollar watch….but more importantly a campaign that will never be sold for this site…cuz Omega are snobby motherfuckers…who only like their pornography in fashion magazines and not smutty blogs…ruining my dreams of my private jets…but reminding me that I don’t need a private jet to jerk off to pics….

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