https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tiktok-vid-6.mp4 I know all you perverts like TIKTOK for the young girls dancing….and for the idea of CHINA using a social network to steal your data like they were Facebook…tracking your every move and listening to your every word like they were SIRI / GOOGLE HOME / ALEXA….because the real threat is in our own backyard… But TIKTOK…like all things CHINESE are far superior to the USA version…that is probably outsourced and made in CHINA anyway… Because the American version is just boring idiots trying to be lifestyle instagram influencers or sex workers or snapchap premium girls…photoshopped to shit and selling product NO ONE NEEDS…but idiots buy… Where TIKTOK is people of all ages just doing funny and silly things, sometimes set to songs, but not photoshopped, and always weird and funny…it is comedic and sometimes brilliant…and I am a fan. So this kid trolling his granddad is the TIKTOK of the Day…cuz it’s amazing… The post TIKTOK Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals not metals…bitch isn’t a welder…but then again she could be…when she’s not out there fucking black dudes like it is some kind of fetish, almost a racist thing, if you only fuck black dudes, it’s like a company only hiring white dudes, or a hollywood movie using Emma Stone as an Asian, or Jared Leto as a Tranny, or Leo DiCaprio as a full retard in Gilbert Grape…it’s racist… She’s recently engaged and showing off her tits, like a high testosterone skier chick would do, trying to find that sex appeal amongst her very muscular watermelon crushing thighs…which is apparently one of her selling points on the dating scene…. Here’s some VONN… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsey Vonn Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emma Stone is not hot. Anyone who thinks Emma Stone is hot is fucking brain washed by the media companies that are all billion dollar media companies and that can afford to hire some experts in brain washing. There are reasons I know Lady Gaga lyrics without ever having listened to her song intentionally…these are masters of manipulation, who divert to Facebook being the evil one, so that you divert your fear of them to Facebook, which hasn’t really happened yet, since Facebook is still being used despite stealing and selling all your data, because I guess sharing your posts and thoughts to your friends is enough payment as you contribute to Zuckerberg’s billions… Point being, Emma Stone targets the geeks, plays the geek, and has a mainstream career despite having a speech impediment and not being hot. Her mouth annoys me…and so do her bikini pics…but you idiots buy into GEEK and GAMER girls…you may even write it like “G33k and G4M3R GRRRLZ”…cuz you’re a fucking virgin piece of shit. I’ve always been inclined to hate all things geek and gamer oriented. I don’t get excited by action toys or Star Wars or any of that. So I don’t buy into your coveted starlet at the top of your geek totem pole. I see her for the lie she is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Stone Getting Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Scott Olson / Getty More people are ordering food directly to their homes than ever before, but how well are meals monitored? According a recent survey by US Foods examined the habits of both delivery customers and drivers. It indicated a full 28 percent of delivery drivers have taken food from an order. And 54 percent confess they are often tempted by the smell of the food they’re bringing to customers. Are surprised at what the data from the US Foods shows? Take Our Poll
Source: CraigSwatton / Getty Via Madamenoire: This post is of course only for our readers who live in states where marijuana is legal, so the rest of you can click the “X” now. Okay, now that the coast is clear, there is some new anecdotal evidence that weed can help improve your orgasm power, according to a new study from the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ) The authors gathered data from 373 subjects (mostly white, heterosexual women) and mined information from their surveys about their sex life, sex drive, orgasms and lubrication level. They also asked them about their marijuana usage and if they partook in some MJ prior to bedroom fun. “Among those who reported using marijuana before sex, 68.5 percent stated that the overall sexual experience was more pleasurable, 60.6 percent noted an increase in sex drive, and 52.8 percent reported an increase in satisfying orgasms,” the authors of the report explain. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Also, when the data was adjusted for race, researchers found women who used a little weed before sex reported satisfactory orgasms at over two times the rate of non users. “I have seen it used in women with chronic pain disorders that lead to painful sex, women who experience difficulty with orgasm or an inability to orgasm, and women who use it to improve their libido, which may not match their partner’s libido,” Becky Lynn, an associate professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Saint Louis University in Missouri explained of her findings. SEE ALSO: “I Didn’t Think That I Would Live Through That.” Tami Roman Details Being Kidnapped, Held Hostage And Sexually Abused [VIDEO] #Marijuana and SEX. Excited to see my published paper in Sexual Medicine! Thanks to all involved! #cannabis #weed #pot #stoned @mocanntrade @DrRachnaPatel @LisaLarkinMD @SherylKingsberg @MKrychman @mocanntrade @NishaMcKenziePA @DrCorriel @DrKrisFerguson1 @bitnermd pic.twitter.com/xDYVeDkwlW — Becky Lynn, M.D. (@beckyklynn) March 4, 2019 While there could be a myriad of reasons why women report having greater orgasms post sex, it does seem like relaxation plays a role in leading a woman to the big O. After all, women tend to start to orgasm in their mind first–when all their fears and anxieties are relaxed and they can simply focus on their pleasure. Clearly smoking can assist you in getting high before the orgasm high. ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : “I Didn’t Think That I Would Live Through That.” Tami Roman Details Being Kidnapped, Held Hostage And Sexually Abused [VIDEO] YBN Almighty Jay Caught The Fade, Robbed By NYC Goons [VIDEO] Meagan Good Responds To Throwback Picture Of Khloe Kardashian Walking Her On A Leash
Source: Imeh Akpanudosen/ Getty Images Entertainment / Getty No arrests have been made nearly two weeks after “Empire” star Jussie Smollett claimed he was the victim of a racist, homophobic attack and now according to the NY Daily News some people in his Chicago neighborhood think there are some fallacies with his story. “I don’t believe it happened the way he said it did,” said Agin Muhammad, who lives in the same high-rise near the Navy Pier as Smollett. Related: FBI Launches Investigation Of ‘Empire’ Mail After Jussie Smollett Incident “I’ve been in this neighborhood five years. I don’t believe it, not around here … Half the people are gay and the other half are black.” On Sunday, Chicago police said Smollett has yet to turn over data from his cellphone to verify that he was on the phone with his music manager, Brandon Moore, when he was attacked. Related: Is Jussie Smollett Telling The Whole Truth About His Attack? “We have no reason to doubt the statements, but for a criminal investigation, we need to independently confirm the phone records,” Chicago police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. “We offered to take the phone to download the data and he expressed he couldn’t be without his phone for several hours.” Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson told the Daily News Smollett, 36, is being treated as a crime victim, but would be held accountable if cops learn he filed a false report. Source: NY Daily News [ione_media_gallery src=”https://magicbaltimore.com” id=”3522644″ overlay=”true”]
This week on The Rewind with Xilla Valentine and Janee Bolden we are joined by comedian Mike Brown. Not that Mike Brown, Not that Mike Brown either. The other Mike Brown. On this episode I will pitch my list of what I think are the 5 things you need to be checking out and my co-host Janee will challenge the picks with what she things should be on the list. Our special guest Mike Brown will help us decide which one is better. We debate Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, Season 2 of Luke Cage, the trailer for Creed 2, Everything Is Love from The Carters and XXXTentacion’s music jumping %700,000 after his untimely death. Watch the video above and be sure to keep checking us out every week on The Rewind.
Source: Monalyn Gracia/Corbis/VCG / Getty Microbiologist @junius_64 hit Twitter with her expertise on why lobsters don’t die of old age, but instead die as victims of their own unfortunate genetics. Get into her fascinating theory below. [bong rip] [exhale] lobsters made a deal with the devil for conditional immortality and it backfired on them. you cannot change my mind — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 all of Twitter: “would you care to elaborate on that” me: pic.twitter.com/qxmmTLVzrR — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 ok so basically lobsters do not die of old age. the only thing time does to a lobster is make it bigger and bigger, if environmental conditions are good this is because they have a secret molecular trick over all of us senescent rubes: constant production of telomerase — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 this Grade-A Big Boy is massive- 22 lbs, easily 50 years old. but it isn’t even as big as the largest lobster ever caught, in 1977- 44 lbs, estimated at 140 years old pic.twitter.com/Z2dGVuAtdn — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 Telomeres are like shoelace caps on the ends of your chromosomes- a buffer zone, codes for nothing, keeps it from unwraveling look, here’s yours, the little white spots on these human chromosomes how do these things relate to our inevitable decline into death? here’s the deal pic.twitter.com/sD9yvIIHZV — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 It’s one sequence, over and over, for humans: TTAGGG every time your cells divide, they lose a little bit off the end of the telomeres, which fails to be replicated. At birth your telomeres are 11,000 bases long, when you’re old and gray they’re about 4,000 bases long — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 There’s something called the Hayflick limit, and that’s why you and I die When the telomeres reach a critical length, the cells just stop dividing pic.twitter.com/4HAUULd0fN — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 “fuck the Hayflick limit, I do what I want” is the motto of cancer, and the motto of lobsters because they produce heaps of telomerase. telomerase is a really nifty enzyme, it carries its own RNA template to build back the lost ends of the telomeres! pic.twitter.com/gWuIuM6jcZ — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 Humans make telomerase too. But we make less and less as we age. We’re coded to just let senescence and death happen, and a lot of people have a lot of theories why If you’ve got cells that constantly produce shitloads of telomerase and never stop, you’ve got cancer, my friend — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 as a teen I used to like Family Guy (dunk on me, I deserve it lmao) and what’s funny is, in that one episode when high-Stewie asked “what if the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability”, he was kinda right our biology encodes death as an inevitability — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 Death is still an inevitability though, whether our biology encodes a plan for it or not entropy always comes for its due, and that’s what even lobsters must accept — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 lobsters still lose in the very end. Telomerase tricks buy time, they will never experience senescence- the decline towards death- but it still comes at some point that point is typically molting — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 Lobsters never age. they keep growing and growing and growing. but their skeleton is on the outside, and it isn’t exactly flexible. They need to molt and grow a new shell once they outgrow the old one this is a very, very energetically taxing and dangerous affair — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 Lobsters molt the easiest in mid-life. molting casualties are highest in the very young and the very old very young lobsters molt a LOT, because they’re growing a lot- 44 molts in their first year. this leaves them squishy and vulnerable, and is quite energetically taxing — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 An ancient lobster colossus may not have as many predator concerns during a molt, compared to the young’uns (still watch out for sea turtles tho) but the energy costs are what kills. Moving out of an enormous shell takes an enormous effort past a certain point they just can’t — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 at a certain point, the effort of moving out just cannot be mustered by their metabolism. it’s done. when a mega-lobster entirely stops molting, the game is drawing to a close at that point they’re trapped in their shells, which accumulate parasites and bacteria — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 I have not been able to find research on whether it’s disease or simply being squeezed in that kills in the end. I would love to talk to an actual invertebrate biologist on this stuff because it’s so fascinating — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 This research would be incredibly hard to accomplish because you would have to either raise or track a good sample size of 100-200 year old lobsters, which are extremely rare — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 I’ve also heard that some will simply die of exhaustion mid-molt, but lack the data on the relative proportions of all these fates — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 but yeah. it’s quite amusing, if silly and unscientific, to think of it in a poetic sense. It’s like lobsters have made a deal with the devil, and the devil always gets his due — labcoat lesbian @ NYC Pride + AC (@JUNIUS_64) June 21, 2018 Hit the flip for a short Q&A session.
Who is DUA LIPA anyway? That’s the real question people need to be asking themselves…because if there’s a girl performing in a bra, getting media hype, we have a right to know…WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW… Luckily there’s this tool that tracks all your data called GOOGLE, who not only offers you curated selections of sites that pay them lots of money to give you that information, you see because GOOGLE is owned by shareholders who are keen on getting their corporate ventures the most love, killing off all the indy bloggers like WALMART did to stores…so you can go and see what they think of DUA LIPA… And that very same Google owns this thing called YOUTUBE which is a video search engine where people google videos and see vidoes and follow videos…often times slutty videos…of young girls…that they jerk off to…but don’t tell those same SHAREHOLDERS that their ads are running next to teens in bikinis singing and dancing…that is Youtube’s secret with you… Dua Lipa is one of their stars, a YOUTUBE girl with a billion views, that the mainstream is finally picking up on, even though she likely made more money on Youtube…cuz YOUTUBERS get paid yo.
Source: Jeff Greenberg / Getty Have you checked your bank accounts for fraudulent activity recently? If not, you might want to add that to your “To Do” list. Countless customers shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue and Lord & Taylor have become the victims of a data breach after hackers stole more than 5 million credit and debit card numbers. The cybercriminal group, known as Fin7, reportedly targeted physical stores in New York and New Jersey “by installing software in cash register systems that relayed credit card numbers back to the hackers until last month,” Mashable reports. Gemini Advisory , the cybersecurity company that first reported the data breach, claims that so far Fin7 has put 125,000 of the stolen credit card numbers up for sale on the dark web. According to Gemini Advisory this isn’t the biggest breach to happen to a major retailer, but it is one of the most disastrous, as it will be harder for banks to catch fraudulent activity. Mashable states, “While a sudden expensive purchase would look suspicious from someone who usually shops at Target, it might seem innocuous coming from the types of customers who often shop at Saks or Lord and Taylor.” The Hudson Bay Company owns both stores and reportedly said in a statement to The NY Times, “Once we have more clarity around the facts, we will notify our customers quickly and will offer those impacted free identity protection services, including credit and web monitoring.” As for Fin7, this is far from their first rodeo. As Mashable relays, the cybercriminal ring has hacked many American retailers, including Whole Foods, Chipotle, Omni Hotels & Resorts, and even Trump Hotels. Whether you have money to blow or you’re just doing some regular, regular grocery shopping, it seems no one is safe. We will continue to keep you updated on the latest in the Saks Fifth Ave and Lord & Taylor breach, so stay tuned and keep your credit cards close. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://globalgrind.cassiuslife.com” id=”4252864″ overlay=”true”]
