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Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day

It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it… Everyone is scrambling to figure out what the people want, so that they can sell their bullshit to the people, and the “models” and “instagrammers” seen as the leaders or the “influencers”….are winning out and getting paid…. So this exclusive fundraiser for some Museum brings out all the whores excited to be part of something high end and exclusive, as it helps their profile grow…and makes them feel relevant. While other actual celebs attend in stupid outfits because it’s fashion… I figure it’d be a good target for some people who hate the American way….but instead the lame terrorists target innocent people, not the vapid cunts that ruin culture and are demons delivered to us by the anti-christ himself…representing all the deadly sins in one pair of soiled panties…of cum, desperation, greed, vanity and disppair… Hailee Steinfeld Brought out her Child Star No Longer a Child – LEGS. Ellie Fanning Tits….. Em Rat Cow was there – because if you fuck Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get into a movie, you are no longer a titty model, but instead someone paid to go to fashion events, despite being a great set of tits on a weird looking birdface – with zero interesting at all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Cara Delevingne – Helmet Head…. Brie Larson Big Tits….Pretending to be Hot…. Gisele in a Dress…. Jessica Chastain Big Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Blake Lively Hip to Waist Ratio…. Selena Gomez classy for a slut…. Kate Hudson Booty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Emma Roberts in a Tight Dress Kendall and Kylie Bella and Gigi Hadid…. Rihanna Looking Crazy Issue…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day

Olivia Munn wants to remind you that she’s more than just some low level TV host from a low level TV show because it was the only job she could book… She’s also the ethnically ambigious girl who manipulated the hollywood scene while she was a low level TV show host on a show that targeted the easiest market to see tits to…video game nerds…. Nerd Gamers are like the country music crowd…you don’t need to be authentic, you just need to talk their language and their in… With that audience…she was allowed to sit at the right table at the right trendy spots….and concerts…pull parties…coupled with not needing talent to act…while just needing tits….she’s become a hollywood starlet who books jobs… And here she is out with her tits…tits that helped make her…tits that are living her dream and are all rich as fuck…tits that are bigger than I thought…tits that still don’t play videogames but tits that want all you gamers to still think she does…her fans help close deals…and tits using you is something you know too well because it’s the only way tits talk to you….or in Olivia Munn’s case…don’t talk to you…but get in movies because of you… I have a funny Olivia Munn story, but I don’t feel like writing it out…. The post Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi and Bella Hadid Go to the Gym Together of the Day

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – the chosen ones… Who weren’t actually chosen by anyone, but with proper marketing and positioning due to parents who want their daughters living their dreams, who have budget to hire the right people to help their daughter’s live their dreams, even when the dreams are vapid, useless and to be “models”….because their egos and narcissism need it…. Girls who now are “models”…getting paid as models…for jobs they would do for free…because they don’t need the money and just want the stamp of approval… And the only happiness I have in the whole thing is that The Weeknd was fucking other girls when he was dating Bella Hadid…and Zayn from One Direction has fucked other girls while dating Gigi…which they probably know or knew about..as it is all just part of mutual using to get ahead…but that still makes me happy because I know their vaginas are cesspools of sloppy second shit… Overrated, bought their fame, fame I’m amazed they have…but that they have…and now they go to the gym together…because “Photo Op”… What a waste of time…space..opportunity…garbage..just garbage.. The post Gigi and Bella Hadid Go to the Gym Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Gets a Vogue Spain Cover of the Day

Low level titty model turned instagram model turned Ben Affleck and David Fincher fucker booking shitty roles in their movies making her an “actor”…despite just being a low level titty model who happens to have a lot of instagram followers….Emily the Rat Cow….has booked a Vogue Spain cover… A Vogue Spain cover is clearly not a prestigious place for your images appear, because they allow prostitutes or as close a thing to prostitutes from social media…like she might as well is Tila Tequila..put on a dress and do it… The whole thing…hilarious to me…just throw anything at anything because it has followers….instead of actually thinking it through….image not content…surface not content….no wonder all these young girls are whoring…it whores…it works… The post Rat Cow Gets a Vogue Spain Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman to Jimmy Fallon: You Blew It With Me!

Jimmy Fallon is not exactly known for hard-hitting interviews. See Trump, Donald . But the tables were turned a bit on The Tonight Show host this week when Nicole Kidman sat down for a follow-up interview to her memorable Q&A from January of last year. In that initial appearance, Kidman needled Fallon about being a terrible date, thinking back to a very long time ago in which they actually went out, but Fallon barely talked and even put on a video game at one point. “After about an hour and a half, I thought, ‘He has no interest, this is so embarrassing and then I was like, ‘Maybe he’s gay,'” Kidman said at the time. Fast forward nearly two years later to Thursday evening and Kidman only half-joked on set that she was hesitant to return as a guest after the way the previous interview had gone. She then reminded the host that their date wasn’t even the only time he blew her off. “You had a chance to ask for my number a second time and you didn’t,” she said. Wait… what? Fallon said he didn't recall this situation. So Kidman went on to set the scene at David Fincher's house back in the day, explaining who else was there and how she thought Fallon would ask for her number again and… .. nope, nothing. Fallon was clueless. “That’s even more offensive that you don’t remember,” the Oscar winner said. “You’re kidding, aren’t you? Do not pretend!” Watch their full, very awkward and very funny exchange below:

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day

I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up… Let me repeat: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots One more time: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life… It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation… And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat… Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots… The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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