Mo’Nique Is Slayyying At 51 After weeeeks of endless chitter-chatter and debate over Mo’Nique’s now iconic stand against Netflix , the seasoned co-queen of comedy is out here winning with a shiny new Vegas residency and slaaaying, too, while living her best life at the tender age of 51. Hit the flip to help us celebrate Queen Mo-Mo’s 51st birthday.
Source: TIMOTHY A. CLARY / Getty Michael Cohen Sentenced To Three Years In Prison Donald Trump ‘s former lawyer Michael Cohen is going to prison for three years for what a judge described as a “veritable smorgasbord of criminal conduct” according to NBCNews . Included in the formal charges are counts of illegal hush payments to women, failing to report millions of dollars in income, and most damningly, lying to Congress about Trump’s business in Russia. Judge William Pauley was most disgusted by Cohen’s greed and used that as a significant reason to hit the janky lawyer with a field goal number. A crying Cohen seemed to accept responsibility for his crimes, but still, wheelbarrowed a pile of blame onto Donald Trump’s Ferragamo dress shoes. “I have been living in a personal and mental incarceration ever since the day that I accepted the offer to work for a real estate mogul whose business acumen that I deeply admired,” Cohen told the judge, saying his blind loyalty to Trump led him to choose “darkness over light.” Boo-the-f**k-hoo. “It was correct but for a much different reason than he was implying. It was because time and time again I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds,” Cohen said. This is a grown-a$$ man who is basically saying he got peer-pressured into lying and essentially stealing money from the government. GTFOHWTBS. Michael Cohen: I ain’t no snitch FBI: we’ll sentence you to 3 years instead of 30 Cohen: pic.twitter.com/4M6st5Tq3d — Saif (@SaifQuadri) December 12, 2018 As if losing all your dignity before going to prison for 1,095 days wasn’t enough, here’s the door knob that will part Michael Cohen’s a$$ on the way to the slammer. Three years ago this week, Michael Cohen threatened that Hillary Clinton would be going to prison. But today (to paraphrase @AngryBlackLady ), Hillary Clinton is partying with Beyoncé in India and Michael Cohen is going to prison. https://t.co/PPgCY4x6HE pic.twitter.com/pJrSsGwZbA — Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) December 12, 2018 Almost 3 years ago to the DAY. Bloop.
I hope that whenever I need/want a facial surgery I can just take a pill or something lol this shit scares me #KUWTK — Khloé (@khloekardashian) October 8, 2018 Khloe Kardashian Claims She Never Had Surgery Everyone was minding their respective business this weekend, going about their lives not thinking about Kardashians or who to slander when, boom, out of nowhere Khloe invites us to the slander party. She tweeted above that she hopes that ONE DAY if SHE EVER DECIDES to get PLASTIC SURGERY in HER FACE that she wants to have a pill instead of go under the knife. If she EVER ONE DAY MAYBE IN THE FUTURE POSSIBLY decides to CHANGE THE WAY HER FACE LOOKS AT SOME POINT. Look, we’re not here to assume that Khloe Kardashian has had any plastic surgery done to her face. That would be irresponsible journalism. Instead, we’re going to see your reactions to it: pic.twitter.com/VaIEiFkMkW — (@THEROYALKOURT) October 8, 2018 Oh. pic.twitter.com/P5xTHvoMAJ — (@Mr1738) October 8, 2018 Ah. Um. People may not believe her. At all. Hit the flip to see more hilarious reactions.
Barbz when they see one tweet saying something good about Cardi's album pic.twitter.com/2514l5DwP4 — (@tweetgotsicker) April 6, 2018 The Barbz Vs. *Record-Setting Cardi B We don’t know where Nicki scampered off to but she needs to come get her kids who unleashed pink wigged fury upon the internet in response to Cardi’s record-setting debut album “Invasion Of Privacy” (500K sold IN ONE DAY) that has the haters very bothered and the internet on smash. If the barbz not slandering your fave then mind your business before you getcho ass beat up. pic.twitter.com/7y61LUvmb4 — Sah. (@minajmxuth) April 6, 2018 Peep the Barbz’ pink wig fury over Cardi’s record-setting new album on the flip.
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This is unfortunately the biggest news that I don’t care about, but that the world seems to care about OF THE DAY… It’s Selena Gomez looking pregnant, fat, and busty on a boat…in Australia…because she’s likely pregnant and fat… She’s a broken rich girl who has become some weird Christian….and who is obsessed with BIEBER and always runs back to him…in some crazy unstable way…you know with her in and out of rehab she likely is about that crazy girl life…so crazy she’d lie about being on pill, flipping condoms inside out, like that time I fucked a stripper and feared being trapped…. Only these people are rich, she knows she’s going to die young, she just had an organ transplant, so breeding is what GOD wants….it’s what he wants of her…bless us with your spawn…we really want it… Or maybe she’s just got plastic surgery and this is the NEW NEW…who cares really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Pregnant Tits on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck with her titties out for some magazine that I don’t think is a fetish magazine or a porno magazine but that is probably considered respectable despite producing this kind of PORNO….content that can be jerked off to in the right context….which it is put in on this shite site.. THAT SAID…I love that she’s the tall skinny model, because there’s not enough of those left in this world of fat, making it a fetish to a pervert like me, rather than a norm… I wouldn’t say that I am into anorexia and eating disorders, but I think unrealistic body expectations are good for all of us to have so that we try to better ourselves….to live our best lives…and if we choose to be fat slops about it, that’s fine, let us be medicated and die prematurely…but don’t encourage that with half naked fat chick shoots… I like when girls like ROMEE and her likely starving herself, I think “at least she works for the money she’s overpaid” by the shitty mall brand that made her exist…. Good. The post Romee Strijd Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elle Fanning creeps me out – and the people at GLAMOUR didn’t really do her any favor…. today, on this INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY – celebrating her power as an empowered woman, who threw her sister under the bus after she paved the way for her to be the celebrity making more money than most men that she is…..you know after the parents whored her out…. This photoshoot of the hipster, fashion, on trend, actress…is making her seem even creepier than we already thought she was….at least those of us who find her creepy…. Because I know some of you out there find her hot and jerk off to her….and her stepford wife robotic rich brat ways… Here’s her creepy selfie photoshoot.. The post Elle Fanning Weirdness for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Vitoria Beckham has the least effective bra for her old lady tits…by least effective I mean they are showccasing her hard nipples…which I guess for most perverts would mean that it is the most effective bra…probably an unnecessary bra…because her tits and really everything about her seems BOLT ON…I mean she’s a rich Spice Girl and Soccer Wife..who’s husband has publicly cheated on her…likely for safety reasons to not be sliced by her hard nipples…and despite being a mom of a dozen and old and fuck..I still don’t mind checkin’ out them hard nipple tits…She’s the Spice Girl has been preserved the best….and hard nipples, once a fetish when I was in High School and horny for everythng… still something you can jerk off to…if you’re old like me…and remember when it was the simple things in life like hard nipples that we could get off to…but we aren’t appreciate of of the little things…like nipples anymore…..but should be because they are special…and good to chew on.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE DAY CLICK HERE The post Victoria Beckham’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
#StayMelo strikes again… Carmelo Anthony Hints At La La Reconciliation Carmelo Anthony wants you to know that he may have gotten his wife back on this Valentine’s Day holiday. The NBA baller whose alleged infidelity sparked his separation from La La shared a sweet message to his estranged wife today. “MINE FOREVER!!!” said Anthony. “HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to MY WIFE @lala.” What breakup??? Prior to Melo’s post, La La was spotted at one of Melo’s games looking like she was ready to reconcile with her hubby who was accused of impregnating another woman…. There is so much damn drama in this photo of Lala looking at Melo. pic.twitter.com/mwvmdfDmii — Jozen (say Joe-Zen) (@jozenc) December 17, 2017 and he’s been unabashedly leaving thirsty comments on her IG. Shooters shoot. Splash News and Pictures Do YOU think Carmelo and La La are back together? Continue reading →