Drunk Russian Gets Robbed Sex Toy Removal of the Day Driverless Truck….in the Desert… British Man VS Cnn Quick Thinking of the Day Bus Driver Beats Up a 15 Year Old Dude Has Knife in His Back…..after Fight with Girlfriend…. Song of the Day The post Dry Hump Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Dry Hump Day and Other Videos of the Day
Tagged despite-looking, fight, Jokes, marine-mammal, quick-thinking, russian, Sex, stars
I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….not quite as foreign as a prostitute I can’t quite understand when asking me to pay for the rub and tug…that kind of foreign is more Asian and Eastern European….this kind of foreign is more, I don’t know who the fuck she is…but her name sounds like something I would park in at the movie theater….and her ass looks like something I would park in…despite being a funny comedienne, something, I don’t really like because I am sexist in my comedy, and really no girl other than Joan Rivers has really ever made me laugh…maybe I just feel ike girls should be laughing at my jokes…and by joke I mean my penis size…it’s pretty uneventful… What isn’t unevenful is how hot her ass is in a bikini…I like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Aubrey Plaza Butt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Aubrey Plaza Butt in a Bikini of the Day
Tagged animals, bennyhollywood, black-fish, despite-looking, Jokes, like-something, marine-mammal, movie
A couple of days ago…Marisa Miller, who I guess is pregnant, despite looking like she’s been menopausal for the last 15 years of her modeling career, you know when she went from trashy 90s nude model to less trashy SI model…that fell off when she probably found her billionaire, as these models do…before turning 40… Well she’s pregnant and naked in a bath tub…because she saw Black Fish and that is how all the animals in captivity…which is fucking disgusting.. So the campaign targets Sea World…boycot Sea World because Sea World is the fucking devil….even if they get a pregnant Marisa Miller naked in a tub…. I know nothing about Marisa Miller, other than her hard face and huge tits, but I fully agree with her postion…because I am a Marine Mammal lover, I’ve saved Seals in my spare time, and this is a good cause… So if you’re white trash who go to Sea World…and you probably are…don’t… That goes for you too Canadians…no Marineland…. Here’s the video… The post Marisa Miller Naked and Pregnant Boycotting Sea World of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Marisa Miller Naked and Pregnant Boycotting Sea World of the DAy
I appreciate when Sara Jean Underwood does….sure I PREFER LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY ….I’m a purist and figure that’s where she belongs and that is what she’s meant to be doing…this attempt at mainstream, although a logical move for more money and longivity, especially when targetting virgin losers makes sense, they are loyal, I get it….but bitch was better off getting naked for attention…… Here she is in a photoshoot that my sources say is from 2012, despite looking like some low budget trash from the 90s, you know like the opening pics to a porn photogallery, where she ends up fisting herself til she squirts, the kind of photoshoot only someone serious about her career as a mainstream TV personality would do…..because modeling bikinis for 20,000 dollars or less just makes sense…. I’m all for girls being in bikinis and getting their money’s worth out of her fake tits, but this Sara Jean is sending me mixed messages yo….
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Sara Jean Underwood Modeling Bikinis and Costumes of the Day
Here’s Rihanna in concert showing a little skin…reminding me that I don’t really care about her recent weight gain, she still knows how to lure in an audience via being half naked…a lesson so many strippers before her already figured out….but in her defense, she’s not from these parts, she’s just managed to take over pop culture in these parts…all because her gay boyfriend beat her down…..and not for getting naked…like a normal bottom feeder….weird.
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Rihanna Half Naked in Concert of the Day
Kristen Stewart, or as I like to call her “everybody’s favorite inbred who has had sex with her dad because I’ve seen pics of him and he looks like that kind of guy”, was in Glamour magazine, despite looking inbred, white trash, all full of teenage angst even though she’s not a teenager, but just an icon to one, because she was the not very hot love interest that gives hope to all girls who aren’t good looking that maybe one day they’ll be love interests too…accessible, but it’s gone to her head.., and the only real thing that she’s ever had that was Glamorous was a KFC meal on regular priced night, you know before being fancy, famous and full of shit and all….. Either way, a pornstar who went legit before doing porn, rich trash in Glamour magazine, rocking a little see though…..that you probably won’t be able to masturbate to but I’m posting it anyway…cuz you’re such a weird Kristen Stewart fan. Creep.
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Kristen Stewart’s Behind the Scenes Glamour Photoshoo of the Day
Latoya Jackson was reppin’ for the Ghostface Killa Crew at last night’s 18th Annual Race To Erase MS benefit. While Raven Symone decided not to do her new slimmy trimmy figure any justice. At least they were out in the name of a good cause though! Gotta salute them for that. Where you been Tia Carerre??? We haven’t seen your azz in a long time!
We’re hoping Halle was happier when she landed than she was when she left out of LAX yesterday. The actress looked casual yet still banging as she made her way through the airport, despite looking like the paparazzi make her life miserable. Fame Pictures
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Flying The Unfriendly Skies: Cranky-Face Halle Berry Spotted At LAX
I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Bauer
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Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day
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I don’t know who told Jordan that burying herself in make-up makes a bitch so, making her invest in a kiddie pool to fill the fuck up with self tanner and roll around in the shit liek she was an actual pig in fucking shit and not just a bitch you call a pig because of everything she represents in life, but I assume it was the same person who told her that getting ridiculous fake tits will make her worth jerking off to, despite looking like a total fucking freak straight out of a horror movie or comic book some closet case over compensating for his gay fantasies wrote….because as time goes on…I feel her testicles are slowly droppin’….cuz she just doesn’t look like a she as much as she may have before she vandalized herself like she an abandoned building in the seedy part of town that is used as a home for squatters and prostitutes….like the piece of lowlife trash her dirty pussy is…. Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Jordan is a Make-Up Monster of the Day
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