Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina Brown spilled the beans about her secret wedding during a recent interview with “Extra.” The newlyweds, who announced their marriage…
Kaili Thorne is the 22 year old sister of some stage family with hippie names making me assume are unemployed hippies, or just egos who took the whole “our kids are so cute” to the next level and put them into performing so that who figure they will use their kids so that they never have to work again, so they had a bunch of them, threw them at the entertainment industry, some of them stuck while, I think those two are named Bella and Dani…while this one, the older one…just became a hipster who gets naked and half naked for amateur photoshoots…despite having her very own IMDB page…since she’s trying to give the family some edge or legitimacy..or at least distance herself from the candy coated nonsense by getting half naked…I mean they are an “artistic” family this behavior is encouraged as long as it gets people talking… However, I could be wrong, I know nothing about these people, I just know this one is good enough to look at half naked, and this one’s been making a name for herself being half naked, and I am a fan of that…all girls should take part in that…
Ireland Baldwin is a bit of attention seeker, but I guess who isn’t these days… You can’t even blame daddy issues, or not having a dad, or being molested by your dad for the way girls act. It’s like what used to only happen with girls who were broken on the inside, you know the slutty behavior, the putting out, the seeking male attention, you know all that good stuff that made for an insecure, even when hot, easy to manipulate subject..has gone out the window…and now all these egos, and broken girls, have merged into one massive selfie… So here is Ireland Baldwin making a name for herself, making O-Faces for instagram…who knows really why, but we’ll go with she’s just a great girl trying to have fun, and using all the tools available…because I like that angle…and I’ve learned to never talk to girls about their daddy issues, or why they crave attention, it becomes an annoying conversation that takes away from their tits.
Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk in the pool for most of the time… Now surfer or not, she’s apparently from Tahiti, but I like to think she’s from my dreams…it’s like I want to get a Ukele and sing her love songs like that fat hawaiian who died and has that big youtube video…only more Mexican…and equally unhealthy… This ass is just too good to ignore.
Kelly Brook has tits…but so do pretty much every girl except maybe cancer survivors and a few flat chested girls who are just nipples…but unlike every girl…she’s packaged them into a money making business…and while pushing 40…she’s managed to be in movies, sure shitty fucking movies, she’s managed to start her own businesses, and she’s managed to get paid and live a celebrity life…all because of a willingness to show off massive tits…making her pretty much a hero, or leader to young girls everywhere…fuck all these athletes and Olympians….and fuck all these CEOS and educated girls…but more importantly fuck these big titty models who blind us with their tits then steal our fucking money without even realizing it…fuck them..if not with your penis, then with your mind, because when as a man you should instinctively want to fuck everyone…no evidence….especially these fertile ones…
Irina Shayk is a Sports Illustrated bikini model who probably should have been a mail order bride, or cam girl, but who crawled through the Siberian mountains, by way of some pro athlete’s dick…so that the would could celebrate her as a classy lady…even though you know she’s got a real dark side, that’s how she escaped, using her looks and that kind of hustle, makes her better than all the other Soviets who have been abducted and work cam rooms in the basement… She may even be a cover girl this year…of a magazine that may not really matter but that is hugely popular and hugely american…better than marrying some fat dude in the midwest for a passport…and she may be the one who got away, but she’s also one of the hotter models out there, and I like looking at her ass in Yoga Pants…
Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker… What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…
Here’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Gomes looking as hot as ever during a fashion show for some Australian company called David Jones. Apparently Jessica took over for her fellow Aussie hottie Miranda Kerr as their “ambassador,” which I’m pretty sure just means “official hot chick.” Anyway, I read somewhere that Jessica wants to continue to follow in Miranda’s footsteps and become a Victoria’s Secret model next, which I fully support. But if she really wants to copy Miranda’s career path, she’ll need to make sure to hook up with a blogger too, because everybody knows that was the key to Miranda’s success. Shh, don’t ruin this for me and just go with it. Photos: Fameflynet
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