When your mom speaks like this, and public shames you like this, while threatening to beat the shit out you, you’d pretty much expect to grow up a stripper, single mother, criminal… I don’t think quoting the bible, memorizing the bible…will save this one…or really anyone…but it’s funny to watch…I don’t know if it’s th internet fuckin’ kids up or their ghetto upbringing… Either way…funny.
Kristen Stewart is featured in the March issue of Marie Claire, going off in detail about her personal life and sending a simple message to critics: Judge away, losers! The actress does not mention Robert Pattinson or Rupert Sanders by name, but she does make a revealing statement when asked about her past and what she would change. “I stand by every mistake I’ve ever made,” she says. “So judge away.” Many have, of course, calling Stewart out for her affair with Sanders and also for her general demeanor. But Kristen doesn’t try to pretend that she’s someone comfortable in the spotlight, acknowledging her stilted interviews and admitting: “This is totally who I am. I don’t try to force it or turn it into something else or fabricate this personality… so I totally agree when people say I’m, like, the most awkward person.” Among other topics the star delves into: Will she have kids someday? I had it too good to not have that, too. If I were to put money on it, definitely, yeah. But you earn that… that’s so not here yet. I mean, at this point, I can’t tell you if I want to hang out on Saturday. Does she feel pressure to love again? You don’t know who you will fall in love with. You just don’t. You don’t control it… I don’t pressure myself…If you fall in love with someone, you want to own them – but really, why would you want that? You want them to be what you love. I’m much too young to even have an answer for that question. What will be her next big hit? Dude, I have no idea what I’m doing, and that’s kind of how I love it. I had no idea Twilight was going to be huge. Certain movies I’ve done I thought were going to be amazing did nothing. So it’s fun not having so much control. It’s kind of a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants lifestyle – it’s fun, but it’s scary as f-ck.
Izabel Goulart kills the instagram game with her fitness videos of herself doing really interesting sex poses…pretty much simulating sex in motions that she pretends are for fitness…something that may happen at the gym but I wouldn’t know because the last time I was in a gym I was asked to leave for locking myself in a the ladies locker room…it’s a fetish… But seriously, watching this makes me want to get into the gym, even though I know I’ll be greeted by fat lazy people, and not supermodels…but I have a feeling the more instagram happens, the more fit people get celebrated, the more the world will see why we like skinny people, and the less pigs like Lena Dunham will end up on TV…it’s a positive move….
Melanie Brown is out of control! I guess when you’re richer than god and pretty much out of work…your life becomes pretty boring, despite being awesome, allowing you to finance parties on yachts with other girls you dyke out with, just looking for a thrill in your 40s like you were still that hard nippled girl in that Music video about to become an international star….or maybe she just likes being watched, seen and talked about…or maybe…she just doesn’t give a fuck…and really whatever the reason..who cares, I wish I was on this boat with this idiots…grabbing at asses and staging a sex tape…because that would be better than what I’m doing now…which is looking at their pics and talking about them like I care…or like I don’t have a life of my own..which conveniently…I don’t. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE