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Thanks, Dad: Did Ol’ Mathew Knowles Just Reveal The Sex Of Beyoncé’s Blueprint 1 And 2 Babies?

Mathew Knowles Suggests That Beyoncé Is Having Fraternal Twins Beyoncé does everything with purpose and timing . She keeps much of her life very close to the vest and as we’ve learned, she loves to release information via subtle hints on Instagram. That said, it looks like daddy Matty Knowles might have spilled Bey’s beans when he released a congratulatory public statement about his daughter’s bundles of joy. Since the day Mrs. Carter announced her new knocked up status fans have been wondering what kind of twins she would be having. Boys? Girls? Both? Well, according to MirrorUK, Mathew Knowles might have just let us all know: And talking about the happy news, Beyonce’s dad and former manager shared: “I’m extremely proud and happy, both with Jay and her. “And Blue Ivy is going to have some brothers and sisters. She is already excited.” He tried to walk it back some, but the look on his face said “Oh s#!t, I wasn’t supposed to say that”. He should’ve taken the Kelly Rowland approach and faked laryngitis. Dah, well. Too late now. SMH. Image via WENN

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Rita Ora Slutty for Vanity Fair in Lingerie of the day

Rita Ora is in some obscure market Vanity Fair wearing her lingerie, showing nipples, because she does everything in her power to be the next Rihanna , which isn’t very much power, but more power than most hookers, thanks to having a record deal and some friends who are important people..allowing her to get into magazines like she matters, where she can get half naked where it matters, because people like me write about it like it matters…when really none of this really matters, big tits or not…she’s never going to be Rihanna…she’s too old for that! The post Rita Ora Slutty for Vanity Fair in Lingerie of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Resolves to Lose Weight, Go On Vacation

Kim Kardashian finished 2015 with a flourish. After giving birth to a son named Saint West , though, what does Kim hope to accomplish in 2016? The reality star wrote on her official website this afternoon that she doesn’t really like to make New Year’s resolutions because she prefers to “set goals throughout the year.” Which is fair. But Kardashian still gave fans an idea of what she hopes is in store for her over the next 12 months. “I’d obviously like to shed the baby weight. That’s the big one to accomplish first!” Kim wrote, adding that finishing her home with Kanye West is a priority and so is doing “some really cool photo shoots for my Website.” Kardashian would also like to schedule “fun weekend trips with my Twitter followers that I haven’t met yet,” in addition to a “West family vacation.” Seriously, if only Kim’s busy schedule didn’t make it so hard for her to travel, right?!? She continued: “I also want to learn how to do the splits LOL! And I’m sure I’ll think of more things along the way!” Finally, Kim sent happy New Year’s wishes to her fans and concluded with a message about Kris Jenner : “I really want to make my moms life easier & be extra nice! She’s the best & does everything 4 us.” View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Selfies: A Year in Review

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Kim Kardashian Resolves to Lose Weight, Go On Vacation

Kim Kardashian finished 2015 with a flourish. After giving birth to a son named Saint West , though, what does Kim hope to accomplish in 2016? The reality star wrote on her official website this afternoon that she doesn’t really like to make New Year’s resolutions because she prefers to “set goals throughout the year.” Which is fair. But Kardashian still gave fans an idea of what she hopes is in store for her over the next 12 months. “I’d obviously like to shed the baby weight. That’s the big one to accomplish first!” Kim wrote, adding that finishing her home with Kanye West is a priority and so is doing “some really cool photo shoots for my Website.” Kardashian would also like to schedule “fun weekend trips with my Twitter followers that I haven’t met yet,” in addition to a “West family vacation.” Seriously, if only Kim’s busy schedule didn’t make it so hard for her to travel, right?!? She continued: “I also want to learn how to do the splits LOL! And I’m sure I’ll think of more things along the way!” Finally, Kim sent happy New Year’s wishes to her fans and concluded with a message about Kris Jenner : “I really want to make my moms life easier & be extra nice! She’s the best & does everything 4 us.” View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Selfies: A Year in Review

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Fergie Looks Hot for Allure of the Day

If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating… That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied… So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information… That’s all I gotta say about this.

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Julia Stegner Titties for Zoo Summer of the Day

Here is German model Julia Stegner you’ve seen on this amazing, life changing, inspiring, incredible webiste before. She was Topless in Vogue Germany , she was Topless and Erotic in Muse and she’s even done some commercial work as a bitch in a bikini for H & M ….I still have no clue who she is, but I guess I don’t really have to, because she shows her tits for fashion and lots and lots of money and luckily that’s good enough for me… The magazine is called Zoo and this is the 70s disco, cocaine inspired photoshoot and it makes me want to fuck…but then again so does everything, including this plastic bag filled with cookie dough my wife’s got sitting in the fridge…I’m a pervert, that’s what happens when you can’t turn on women you want to turn on but are instead stuck with obese women who smell like rotting vegetables and a food intolorence….

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Bill Maher: Obama Would Be A Better President ‘If He Was Fully Black’

Bill Maher on Friday said Barack Obama’s problem is “he’s only half black.” He’d be a better president “if he was fully black.” In the season premiere of HBO’s “Real Time,” while chatting with former Clinton labor secretary Robert Reich, the host said, “Isn’t Obama’s big problem is that he does everything half-assed? Maybe it’s because he’s only half black.” Maher continued, “If he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president.” As if that wasn’t enough, “There’s a white man in him holding him back because everything is half-assed” (video follows with transcript and commentary, file photo):   BILL MAHER, HOST: Isn’t Obama’s big problem is that he does everything half-assed? Maybe it’s because he’s only half black. You know? It’s that, if he was a, if this, if he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president. There’s a white man in him holding him back because everything is half-assed. The stimulus was half-assed, healthcare is half-assed, let’s talk about Afghanistan.   What’s really hysterical about this is earlier in the program, Maher accused members of the Tea Party of being racist. I guess it isn’t racist to say there’s a white man inside the president holding him back. On the other hand, just imagine the uproar if Maher said Obama’s problem is that he was half white and that ” there’s a [black] man in him holding him back because everything is half-assed .” It seems a metaphysical certitude the panelists and his audience wouldn’t have laughed at that, nor would HBO’s management. In fact, Maher might be looking for a job tomorrow for saying something like that. Interesting double standard we have today, isn’t it? 

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T.I. Says Song With Lady Gaga May Not Be ‘A Keeper’

Gaga claims collaboration could be worked into something even better, says Tip. By James Montgomery T.I. Photo: Moses Robinson/ Getty Images Earlier this year, T.I. had jaws dropping when he announced that he’d recorded some 80 songs for his upcoming album King Uncaged , and that at least one of them was a collaboration with Lady Gaga . “[She’s a] phenomenal talent. Extremely proud [to work with her]. She’s definitely that good. She knows what she’s doing. She knows exactly what she wants people to think and say,” Tip said of Gaga. “She does everything that she needs to be done to ensure it happens. I think she’s an entertainer, in all aspects of the word … a classic, all-around entertainer. A global star.” A few months later, he continued to heap praise on LG , calling her “a phenomenal talent … that transcends through all genres, all races, all religions.” But while T.I. was clearly enthused about the collaboration, he also stopped short of saying whether or not his song with Gaga would actually end up on Uncaged , joking, “I’m not gonna let no cats out of no bags.” And now, we know the reason why. In a new interview with Rap-Up.com , TIP revealed that the song would more than likely be re-worked … or scrapped entirely. Why? Gaga insisted that she could make something even better. “[Gaga] brought it to my knowledge that she would like to top what we already have,” he said. “That being said, I don’t know if that’s going to be a keeper or if that’s going to be one-upped or what not.” So at the moment, the fate of the collaboration seems to be up in the air. But T.I. doesn’t seem to be all that upset … after all, he was thrilled just to work with the Mother Monster on a track. “I begged on hands and knees [to work with her], ‘Please!'” he joked. “I worked with the producer RedOne and made it known that I was interested in working with her, and the enthusiasm was shared, and we were able to get it done.” Related Artists T.I. Lady Gaga

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Haters Ramp Up Criticism of Heidi Montag

Following an epically disgusting plastic surgery bonanza that made her more Barbie than human, the Heidi Montag haters are coming out of the woodwork.

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We’re Not Allowed To Say Nigerian?

Why does everything have to be so politically correct?

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