Ellie Goulding is topless in Marie Claire UK…well technically topless because she’s not wearing clothes…but not topless enough since we can’t see her nipples getting milked the way all topless pics should be… But we have seen her TOPLESS IN FLAUNT …or at least she’s shown off her hipster rocker nippples that weren’t all that hot but still happened and once your nipples exist on the internet there is really no need to ever wear a shirt in pictures again – you kinda lay the groundwork for yourself to be topless for life…and not just topless like this…and the real issue in all this is why the fuck am I talking about Ellie Goulding…
When you don’t matter – like Annalynne McCord – who was on one TV show that didn’t matter for a long enough to accidentally think she mattered – when really it was just wishful thinking so that she didn’t have to crawl back to Texas her tail between her legs – in the kind of she will do anything she has to do to be famous – and probably has done all she can do to be famous – leaving her nothing but a LA hooker who isn’t a legit hooker but fucks for money indirectly to pay her bills…get in a bikini and people will care enough to remember you exist…anything for attention yo. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Uwe Boll is coming! Uwe Boll is coming! And what better platform could there be for his latest opus, Bailout: The Age of Greed , than an indie film festival that will also see the world premiere of a loving 2k restoration of the infamously so-bad-it’s-good Manos: The Hands of Fate ? LA’s New Beverly Cinema will play host to the Teutonic Terror this December as the enfant terrible of bad movies brings Bailout: The Age of Greed — a Wall Street thriller, naturally — to premiere at the 2012 Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival . Bailout: The Age of Greed “looks at the effects of Wall Street’s 2008 financial crisis on an average American pushed to the brink when he loses his savings and decides to take revenge.” (You might say he goes… Postal .) Dominic Purcell, Edward Furlong, Erin Karpluk, John Heard, Keith David, Michael Pare, Clint Howard, Natassia Malthe, Michael Eklund and Eric Roberts star in the film, and according to a press release they’ll all be in attendance alongside Boll at the December 3 North American premiere. I’m guessing the “entire cast and crew” won’t be there, but expect to see as many human beings as will fit on the dais of the Quentin Tarantino-associated institution. The following day on December 4 the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival will play host to another, perhaps more culturally relevant cinematic experience: The debut of a digital restoration of 1966’s Manos: The Hands of Fate , whose cult status was sealed by MST3K (see below). A Q&A will follow with Ben Solovey, the mastermind behind the 2k digital facelift, who guarantees it to be the “best print ever screened.” The best presentation of one of the worst films of all time! HRIFF is held Dec 3-10th 2012 in Los Angeles, CA and will feature over 70 films in this year’s program. For more information head here .
Hey! It’s Kate Bosworth , it’s been like forever since we’ve seen her and last night she attended the Chanel party held at the Mark Hotel in New York City. We were just talking about her the other day! Funny how that happens, huh? Anyway, we were wondering where in the world the Blue Crush babe was since she hasn’t done anything since 2008’s 21 but it turns out she’s been kind of busy. She has three projects in the works, one of which is 2011’s Straw Dogs where she stars opposite Dominic Purcell , James Woods , and Alexander Skarsgard .
