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Sarah Palin Hopes to Make Like Judge Judy

Sarah Palin is preparing to trade in her parka for a robe. The controversial Conservative, who is no longer a contributor on Fox News , has signed a contract with a production company named Warm Springs with the goal of starring in a Judge Judy-like reality series next year.  “It’s a production deal,” a source tells People of Palin’s proposal to preside over a court room. “What happens next is she’ll meet with stations, make a pilot and sell it.” Warm Springs went to Palin with this idea in 2015 and the company has since put together a team that includes the television executive who found Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown. Both of those individuals were actual judges before they became reality TV stars, of course. Palin is neither a judge nor a lawyer. “Palin’s telegenic personality, wide appeal and common sense wisdom make her a natural for this kind of format and she was Warm Springs’ top pick for this project,” the insider adds. The proposed talk show would debut some time in 2017. At the moment, Palin is in Alaska, caring for her husband Todd. He suffered serious injuries on March in a scary snowmobile accident. Would you watch a show that features Sarah Palin as a judge? View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who Prove Women Can Be Douchebags, Too

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What Does the Fox Say: Ylvis Live on Jimmy Fallon!

Norwegian duo Ylvis brought their viral video sensation and eternal question – What Does the Fox Say ?! – to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon this week. To fans’ delight, the performance recreated nearly all the lights, characters, costumes and choreography that make the original video so absurd (and popular). Take a look at the glory that is “The Fox” live below! Ylvis – What Does The Fox Say? (Live on Late Night) We can’t really add much to something so … unique. There’s a horse. There’s an old man reading to a small child. There is a ring-ding-a-ling and a heck of a good time had by all who experienced this. Kanye may have gotten all the buzz, but what the fox says is a more interesting topic than wheter Kim Kardashian deserves a star on the Walk of Fame. In our opinion, at least. What does the FOX SAY?!

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What Does the Fox Say: Ylvis Live on Jimmy Fallon!

Kanye West on LAX Photographer Beatdown: My Grandfather Was Dying …

Kanye West was oddly friendly and candid with paparazzi today (seriously, it’s not April 1) even explaining why he pummeled a photographer in July. Kanye West Attacks Photographer ‘Ye said that one thing he didn’t get to mention this week on Jimmy Kimmel Live (one of the very, very few things) was the context behind the fight (above). The rapper says the photographer, Daniel Ramos, set him up, was antagonizing him, and it happened just as he learned his grandfather was dying. Whether this excuses that or his other big “hits” is an open question, but at least he wasn’t talking about being from Chicago and issuing any threats. Other highlights from Kanye’s surprising chat ? Saying he’s misunderstood at times (we think). Fearing North West will have to deal with this. Filling up his admittedly SICK Lamborghini. Telling the paps, “We in this together.” Yes, Kanye really made that last comment, which is even more amazing in light of the fact that one of the douchebags was clearly trying to egg him on. No word if/when he’ll revert to … this guy: Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Part 6)

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ESPN Anchor Gets Pulled From Broadcast After Sexist Remarks To A Female Co-Worker

What’s a little “sweetcakes” and “a**hole” between co-workers? Apparently to the suits at ESPN its a lot… A veteran sports broadcaster was taken off air after he called a female colleague ‘sweetcakes’. Ron Franklin further insulted Jeannie Edwards when she objected to the sexist name by calling her an ‘a**hole’. The spat came during a production meeting and was not made while the pair were on air. The incident occurred in a pre-game production meeting also attended by ESPN announcers Ed Cunningham and Rod Gilmore. When the conversation turned to the subject of Gilmore’s wife Marie being elected mayor of Alameda in California, Edwards tried to join in but was cut off by Franklin, according to reports. ‘Why don’t you leave this to the boys, sweetcakes,’ Franklin is said to have told her. ‘Don’t call me sweetcakes, I don’t like being talked to like that,’ Edwards responded. Franklin replied: ‘OK then, a**hole.’ Edwards reported Franklin’s comments to ESPN management, who attempted to pull him from the Chik-fil-A Bowl broadcast, but it was too late to find a replacement. This guy clearly hasn’t learned from the gang of other douchebags, jerk-offs, and a**holes that have made sexist jokes about co-workers on or off the air. But then again homie is like 70, he probably still calls us “nigger”…SMH Source

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Cute Little Tube Top

I don’t know what Nicole Scherzinger has been up to after that whole Dancing With The Douchebags crap wrapped up, but I’m glad to see that she hasn’t lost her figure. I guess she never got my letters about coming over to watch the finale of The Bachelorette , what a let down. I had it all planned out, we were going to make popcorn and do each other hair and have pillow fights and watch each other sleep. Some other time I guess.

Who’s the Douche of the Decade?

This has been the Decade of the Douchebag. There’s no denying it.

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Who’s the Douche of the Decade?

John Mayer Laments Lack of Sex

He may be a notorious womanizer, but as John Mayer sees it, he’s holding back, in large part because of that label he can’t seem to shed (fairly or otherwise): “I should be having sex with more girls.” This is what the douchebag concluded to the New York Times in an interview that ran over the weekend. But alas, the celeb gossip sites have taken their toll. “It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,” he said.

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The Grey Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"

Where, exactly, are you supposed to start when the New York Times runs a Page One media piece on the word “douche”?

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The Grey Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"

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Featured Gold Star Posts – Tuesday, November 3, 2009.

Here’s some recent posts and contributions that have received gold stars from our editors. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment