As far as I’m concerned, “wardrobe” and “malfunction” have got to be the two most beautiful words in the English language when you put them together. But things get even better when you add “ Selena Gomez ” into the mix too. Case in point: here’s Selena having a little trouble with her button-down shirt. And by that I mean she’s obviously got it buttoned up way too high here. If you ask me, it’d look much better open. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com
Her name is Elena Santarelli, she’s an Italian…in her 30s…and rocking’ some pretty funny 90s tattoos that don’t really offend me enough to not stare at her old model ass in a bikini…apparently…she’s been on TV…and she’s’ affiliated with Elisabetta Canalis…but I could be wrong…because her wikipedia is in Italian…as she doesn’t matter in the english speaking world…and probably never will matter in the english speaking world…because she’s not in her 20s…it’s just life of a woman…it all falls apart at 29…crashes and burns yo’…but this chick is still good enough for me…but in my defence…so is rotting sandwich meat….or the female equivalent…I got low standards…
One time is on that BS again. Via NY Daily News reports : Lamis Chapman, 12, and Khalia Wilson, 14, were playing handball at 9:30 p.m. in a park near their home in the Lester Patterson Houses in Mott Haven. The girls said police approached them, and told them to leave because the park was closed. Police followed them out, the girls said, and one grabbed Khalia from behind in a chokehold, wrestling her to the ground. “They said they asked for ID. I didn’t hear them,” Khalia said. Lamis said she told the cop to get off her sister, and the officer’s female partner threw Lamis to the ground. As they lay on the ground, the girls, who are Muslim, said the cops ripped off their hijabs, a Muslim headscarf. “They didn’t say anything,” Khalia added. “I kept saying, ‘I’m 14! What are you doing? We’re not bad kids.’” A crowd quickly gathered, with many pleading with police to let the girls go, the sisters said. Police called for backup, and within moments, dozens of cops swarmed the scene. The girls’ brother, Shytike Wilson, 15, saw the cops straddling his sisters from his window and raced downstairs. “I asked them why my sisters were in handcuffs,” Shytike said. “They charged me, picked me up, and slammed me on the floor.” Jonathan Harris, an 18-year-old college student, said he heard the girls’ screams and ran to the park. He said he told the cops to leave the girls alone, then took out his cell phone to record the female officer atop Lamis. “Come here, you little motherf—er,” the cop said, according to Harris. “You like recording?” Harris said he sprinted towards a nearby building, but an officer caught him and tackled him, pushing his face in the dirt, and wrenching his arm behind his back. He said one officer punched him in his eye while he was down. “Where’s the phone?” the officer screamed, Harris said. “I’ll break your arm.” Harris said he was also pepper-sprayed during the melee. Police claim that cops were in the process of escorting the kids out of the park when their brother grabbed one of the girls away from the officers. Harris was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing governmental function. Police claim two cops were hospitalized for scrapes, bruises and sprains. This case is currently under investigation by Internal Affairs, but it definitely sounds like some isht we wouldn’t put past police. Shady azz pigs! Shutterstock
Here is your girl Coco hosting Sunday School at Body English Nightclub & Afterhours inside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Vegas where she and hubby Ice-T will also commemorate the conclusion of PEEPSHOW’s 4.5 year run with a final performance. You likey??? WENN
Here is your girl Coco hosting Sunday School at Body English Nightclub & Afterhours inside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Vegas where she and hubby Ice-T will also commemorate the conclusion of PEEPSHOW’s 4.5 year run with a final performance. You likey??? WENN
Another day, another ugly firing involving Paula Deen. This time she’s actually on the other side, however. The embattled celebrity chef has cut ties with her agent following the recent fallout from Deen using racial slurs , which she admitted in a lawsuit deposition. Deen’s rep, Elana Weiss, said in a statement that Deen ” has separated from ” New York agent Barry Weiner, who she thanks “for the tireless effort.” Thanks, but don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Paula, who’s been axed by Food Network, Walmart, Target, JCPenney, Kmart, Sears and Random House, wants Lisa Jackson’s lawsuit thrown out. Deen admits using racial slurs, but a long time ago – not in this discrimination lawsuit, which she says is BS, citing the Prop 8 ruling as cause for dismissal. It’s unclear why she canned her agent … but things can’t be going too much worse at the time being, so at worst it looks like a lateral move for her.
Forget America’s Independence Day. A new report in The National Enquirer claims that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are set to celebrate their own independence from the country of their origin. The stars will soon say “toddle-oo to the red, white and blue” and move to London, a source alleges, explaining the reasoning behind this life change: “Mila is thrilled to leave Los Angeles because she doesn’t think it’s big enough for her, Ashton and Demi Moore … she’s also pushing Ashton to cool his friendship with Demi’s daughter and she’s sure living across the pond will take care of that.” It’s possible. All we know is that we’d do pretty much anything Reddit’s hottest woman asks. The tabloid goes on to say that Kutcher will sell his home in Los Angeles as soon as his contract is up on Two and a Half Men . “He and Mila are already house hunting in London. They’re so excited to start their English adventure,” claims the unnamed source who totally exists and is not making this story up.
When keyboard thuggin’ goes wrong… Boxer Curtis Woodhouse Confronts A Twitter Troll At His Home Via Guardian When Curtis Woodhouse lost his English light-welterweight title on points to Shane Singleton on Friday night and he was branded a “disgrace” on the social networking site by ‘Jimmyob88′, who has reportedly been abusing Woodhouse on Twitter for months. The boxer was so enraged with the tweets that he offered his followers a £1,000 reward if they could help him locate the culprit. Woodhouse’s growing number of Twitter followers chipped in and managed to track down his troll. Woodhouse set off to find his troll, tweeting a photograph of the street on which Jimmyob88 lived. “Right Jimbob, I’m here,” he wrote, adding: “Someone tell me what number he lives at or do I have to knock on every door #itsshowtime.” Realising the error of his ways, Jimmyob88 replied: “I am sorry it’s getting a bit out of hand. I am in the wrong. I accept that.” A triumphant Woodhouse went home, joking that he could have saved himself some petrol money by blocking his cowardly abuser. Woodhouse has been hailed as a hero online, with Lennox Lewis, John Prescott and Joey Barton all offering messages of support after the story broke on Mashable. We get it, Curtis was a lil sensitive after his loss, but was it REALLY that serious to go to this guy’s house?! Moral of the story, watch who you iBeef with, everyone isn’t wrapped too tight nowadays. Peep how it all went down after the flip.
MLB Network bought the exclusive U.S. rights to broadcast the 2013 World Baseball Classic, but those rights do not extend beyond the English language. Lacking alternatives on a slow Sunday, ESPN elected to use its loophole in owning Spanish-language rights to simulcast its ESPN Deportes feed. They aired the Dominican Republic-Puerto Rico game on the ESPN flagship station in Spanish, an unusual move that incurred surprising backlash. Any time ESPN introduces a new audience to content usually found on another station, people tend react poorly … and clearly this was no exception . The Internet was quickly inundated with comments to the effect of “Is It Me Or Has ESPN Been Taken Over By Wetbacks?” and much worse still. There were plenty of more harmless comments as well, i.e. “This sounds like a soccer match!” or “Anyone make the mistake that Mexico took us over?!” Still, it’s amazing the things that will fire people up these days on a Sunday evening if they can’t watch the Worldwide Leader in Sports in English.
