Caitlyn Jenner was seen for the first time in a swimsuit in public during Sunday#39;s episode of the E! reality series I Am Cait “Caity, have you been swimming#x003f;” Caitlyn Jenner#39;s friend Jenny Boylan asks the 65-year-old. “Have you been swimming in your own bathing suit yet#x003f;” “No. Well, I#39;ve been in the bathing suit but I…I haven#39;t been in the pool,” Cait admits. “It#39;s too damn cold right now.” “For me anyway it was an incredible moment when I got in [the pool],” Boyl
Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever… I still like looking at Heidi Klum in a bikini, because she’s clearly genetically modified, possibly from being a German…and we know all about the German’s research into DNA and ethnic cleansing…trying to create the perfect race…which one could argue, at least based on her aging, that Heidi Klum may be… Not to mention, her vagina is like a circus trick, and not just because she’s in her 50s, but because it’s been filled with babies after being filled with massive black penis…making her even more interesting to me….like some kind of science experiment, and/or german scat porn… The post Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Mara was raped in some movie…and people loved it…not because people like rape…or maybe they do…I know a lot of girls I talk to have Rape fetishes…along with Gangbang fetishes…I also know I am asked by girls to choke, fuck, and pretty much beat them when we fuck…you know getting spit in their face and spanked, even punched…I’m not into that shit…but they are…. I mean, the other day a girl, a normal fucking girl, was asking me how she could get raped…my answer “Go to South Africa”…not a message sponsored by the oursim board…just based on 2010 national AIDS rate stats… Oh wait….that was her sister…ROONEY MARA….oops Well, this one’s been in movies and clearly in a new movie, showing what could be nipple on Esquire…because showing nipple is key…to being relevant in this nipple obsessed world… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Mara for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler, 40, is similarly unfazed by nudity. Though she told Elle.com she wouldn#39;t show her vagina, she argued that nipples were fair game for social media. “You obviously can#39;t publish underage girls#39; photos,” she told the site, “but I#39;m in charge of what I want to do with my own body.” Esquire magazine just released its sublime April 2015 cover, featuring a fully Chelsea Handler showing off her bare butt. None of it matters in the moment. There is only Chelsea Handler, st
Chelsea Handler, 40, is similarly unfazed by nudity. Though she told Elle.com she wouldn#39;t show her vagina, she argued that nipples were fair game for social media. “You obviously can#39;t publish underage girls#39; photos,” she told the site, “but I#39;m in charge of what I want to do with my own body.” Esquire magazine just released its sublime April 2015 cover, featuring a fully Chelsea Handler showing off her bare butt. None of it matters in the moment. There is only Chelsea Handler, st
I always get in trouble for Natalie Portman posts, because Jewish people are very sensitive. Probably because of the whole Nazis wiping them out thing. That said, I always say that Natalie Portman is the poster Jewish girl, for Jewish guys everywhere to fantasize about, because Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls in order to have Jewish babies, and any Jewish guy I know pretends that they don’t care about that shit, but in the end always end up with Jewish girls… Now if you’ve ever seen Jewish girls, there are either really hot ones, or really ugly ones…probably like all breeds of human…but the really ugly ones, think they are really hot, because they know they will land a husband to make them babies because that’s just the way of the Chosen people. Not to mention they rich and spoiled and when rich and spoiled there is no real concept of beauty…it’s all clouded by delusion. All this to say, I am usually more harsh about Natalie Portman being the star jewish girl, that the guys stuck with the troll Jewish girls…wish they could have…because she’s hot…even after a kid…especially in a professional shoot…making sex faces… All this to say, I love Jewish girls, even the troll Jewish girls because they normally laugh at my jokes, except when said jokes are about Jewish girls, in which case they hate me…for a few days…but get over it when bigger problems happen, like stepping in a puddle with their brand new UGGS or some shit…. The post Natalie Portman Being Slutty for Perfume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As useless as I think Olivia Munn is, I appreciate her scam. She came out to LA to become famous after probably taken a college class in “communications”, moved to LA to become the female Ryan Seacrest, and she managed to get on a defunct network, on a defunct shows, that targeted nerds, secured a solid fan based, and allowed her to take her slutty tits into the acting world…and now she’s doing some Esquire Mexico showing some titty, probably fake titties, that make her look better than she probably did in high school…because she’s probably the average looking girl who has tricked easy to trick people into thinking she’s hot…and maybe she is… The post Olivia Munn for Esquire Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies… That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…
I guess in her falling into irrelevance, Rihanna has decided to do media as well as she can, because here she is bringing it for Esquire, oiled up, and sleazy, like a bottom feeding attention seeker, only with millions of dollars…and I dig it…because the more famous and thirsty the better….especially when lubed up….that’s it.
It’s not like nude photos of Rihanna are anything new, but we’re fully appreciative every time she decides to strip down for the camera. For example, here we have RiRi topless and soaked for the UK Esquire: Who’s gonna look at these and say, “Meh, seen it before?” If anything, we should closely study Rih’s naked photos, but not for the reasons you might think: Rihanna was hacked and had explicit photos stolen from her phone and computer just like hundreds of other female celebs during the creepy event that’s since been dubbed The Fappening . Prior to that Rihanna had nude photos banned from Instagram and she re-posted them to Twitter in protest of the site’s weird “no nipple” policy. It’s important to note the difference between these two events. It’s similar to the difference between you giving money to charity and someone robbing you at gunpoint. So maybe when Rihanna gets naked, she’s not just doing it for the sake of boosting her career and titillating some male fans. Or maybe she is. Either way she’s sending an important message about a woman’s right to privacy in the digital age! Yes, Rihanna stands for freedom, and equality, but perhaps most importantly…boobies. God bless America. 37 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos 1. Rihanna, Instagram Photos Rihanna poses with Instagram photos. In Complex!
