Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….
While there have been some unkind pregnancy rumors about Rihanna in recent months, this beautiful and talented singer and actress might bring some truth to them in the future. You know how she’s landed herself a super handsome boyfriend, Hassan Jameel? She’s reportedly considering the idea of making him her baby daddy. HollywoodLife reports that Rihanna is considering having a child with boyfriend Hassan Jameel. “Rihanna is madly in love with Hassan and she’s starting to plan for a future with him.” The guy’s first and last names together literally mean “handsome handsome” and he lives up to that, so this isn’t much of a surprise. “This is the first guy since Chris (Brown) that’s made her feel this way, like she wants to settle down.” Hopefully, this relationship will be less disastrous and upsetting. Their source continues. This time, they’re talking about how and when Rihanna and Hassan currently see each other. “She and Hassan mostly meet up in Europe, it’s a good midway point for them.” That makes sense. “But now she’s talking about making it her full-time base so she can have even more time with him” We in the US would miss Rihanna, but what makes her happy is what really matters. Apparently, her recent birthday is making her think about settling down. “They are very serious and now that Rihanna has hit the big 3-0 she’s thinking about stuff like marriage and family a lot more.” We can see that. Apparently, like countless fellow Millennials, Rihanna is noticing that she isn’t reaching certain milestones at the ages that she’d imagined. “She always thought she would have kids by this age so that’s on her mind now too.” Sometimes, these thoughts gnaw at you. And then there are all sorts of social pressures. “She and Hassan aren’t rushing into anything, but that is where her head is going. It really seems like she’s met her Prince Charming.” He’s a Saudi businessman and heir to one of the world’s biggest companies. Those are some princely qualities, for sure. It doesn’t hurt that he’s reportedly warned Chris Brown to stay away from Rihanna. That makes him sound like a knight in shining armor. Apparently, Rihanna is understandably head-over-heels. “This guy has completely swept her off her feet.” That’s so heartwarming to hear! And he’s a definite improvement over a certain scumbag she used to love. “For a long time she worried that she’d never love anyone as much as Chris, but Hassan is showing her it’s possible. Chris will always be her first true love but Hassan has made his own mark.” Hopefully, Chris Brown will one day be but a distant memory. (For the whole world, but especially for Rihanna) “It’s two different kind of loves but equally strong.” This new love, of course, doesn’t seem to be toxic or dangerous. Rihanna just turned 30 in February. While there’s no “right time” to have a baby, and while absolutely no one is obligated to reproduce … many look at her and say that this might be a very good time. But if Rihanna wants to put off having a child for another few years, or a decade, or literally forever, that is totally her choice to make. Rihanna is an amazing talent, and no amount of love for her gives any fan — or anyone else — the right to make that kind of choice for her. View Slideshow: 39 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos
Mom in Kittery Maine finds a LIZARD in her LETTUCE. She bought it at Shaw’s in Portsmouth and has heard back from the FDA that they are investigating how it happened. pic.twitter.com/d8OrdlC9o4 — Danielle Waugh NBC 10 Boston (@DWaughNBCBoston) February 6, 2018 Michelle Carr was shocked out of her mind when she found a dead lizard in her salad—minus the tail. She’d prepared the meal herself, but it turns out the lettuce was store-bought. Carr, a resident from Kittery, Maine told WMUR , “It was disgusting. It was a shock. I immediately started to retch.” “I put my fork into my salad after a couple of bites and realized that my fork was not in an avocado slice,” she continued. “It was a lizard.” And what’s worse? Carr has a newborn baby at home, whom she says she’s breastfeeding and unfortunately, “There’s no way to know whether or not I actually ingested the tail or not.” The FDA is currently investigating the incident and the lettuce supplier is trying to figure out how this could have happened. Of course, Twitter chimed in. “Minus the tail” NOPE NOPE NOPE https://t.co/gWlaPatw5n — Karanhm (@karanhm134) February 7, 2018 I'm going to move some things around to make room for my new fear. https://t.co/9rvEZQq215 — David Faber's Hair (@DavidFabersHair) February 7, 2018 We repeat… gross.
Source: Anders Blomqvist / Getty A new DNA analysis of Britain’s oldest complete skeleton may change the game on how we think about race. According to the groundbreaking study , the first modern Britons, who lived more than 10,000 years ago, had blue eyes and “dark to black” skin. The fossil used for the study is known as Cheddar Man and it was unearthed more than a century ago. Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Brit had dark skin https://t.co/h4oMUWV0qg — BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) February 7, 2018 Cheddar Man lived shortly after the first settlers traveled from continental Europe to Britain at the end of the last ice age. People with White British ancestry would be a descendent of Cheddar Man’s population. A whole documentary on the subject called First Brit: Secrets of the 10,000 Year Old Man is set to air on Britain’s Channel 4 on February 18. With Cheddar Man being possibly perceived as Black by today’s standards, Twitter obviously had a lot to say. Swipe through to read people’s reactions!
Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which is pretty much her thing, and you probably saw them on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, even though no one actually knows what she does. You can come to your own conclusion in her chasing the fame like Patrick Swayze chasing that wave in Point Break, only she doesn’t die at the end, I mean sure she’ll die, but she’s not dead yet, making these tribute posts to her whoring less interesting… Point of the story is that we know she’s a singer in Europe who never officially broke in the USA despite her record deal….at the time she banged Kardashians…tried being a reality star and TV HOSt and really just did well with social media titty pics like most women in this era of WOMEN empowering… I think this is her year, she will finally get what she’s looking for, I mean she’s hustling and has been for a long time, most people would have killed themselves for not making it by now…but I guess she just keeps going…and this is her going… Some fitness Some Bra: Some red: TO SEE THE REST HER IN RED CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Hotel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can….I wonder if men will stop following these slutty girls in efforts to pretend they aren’t perverts…you know put that perversion back in the closet, even though you’re just supporting feminism and women empowerment…you know.. I guess it worked because she booked a campaign with Turkish Airlines and Tony Kelly back in 2016 – that included her showing her tits for some LA / NICE france flight…you know with some 60s or 70s France titty vibe…. Reminding us that Europe, even Muslim Turkey, is more laid back when it comes to tits than America, which probably makes girls like Elizabeth Elam happy, it validates her Titty modeling as legit rather than shameless…. The post Elizabeth Elam Naked for Turkish Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Getty Images Lil Rel Howery & Jerrod Carmichael Reunited For Comedy Pilot Bish, you thought! The Carmichael Show reassembles, kinda. The Carmichael Show devastated fans after it was cancelled on NBC, but it’s time to stop fretting. Comedian extraordinaires Jerrod Carmichael and Lil Rel Howery are reuniting for a brand NEW comedy show. Jerrod Carmichael will serve as an executive producer on a Fox comedy with a put pilot order co-created by his former “Carmichael Show” co-star Lil Rel Howery, according to Variety . BOSSIP got the inside scoop from Howery just a few weeks ago, he mentioned he would be working on The Lil Rel Show. However, Variety doesn’t mention if THIS is THAT, but we can put two and two together… The currently untitled multi-camera series would star Howery as a fictionalized version of himself, a prideful, self-made success who lives by the code to “always believe in yourself and great things will come.” But he finds that attitude put to the test when he learns his wife is having an affair with his own barber. He tries to rebuild his life post-divorce as a long-distance single father on the West Side of Chicago on a quest for love, respect, and a new barber. Congratulations! The show sounds hilarious already. Will you be watching??
Getty Images Lil Rel Howery & Jerrod Carmichael Reunited For Comedy Pilot Bish, you thought! The Carmichael Show reassembles, kinda. The Carmichael Show devastated fans after it was cancelled on NBC, but it’s time to stop fretting. Comedian extraordinaires Jerrod Carmichael and Lil Rel Howery are reuniting for a brand NEW comedy show. Jerrod Carmichael will serve as an executive producer on a Fox comedy with a put pilot order co-created by his former “Carmichael Show” co-star Lil Rel Howery, according to Variety . BOSSIP got the inside scoop from Howery just a few weeks ago, he mentioned he would be working on The Lil Rel Show. However, Variety doesn’t mention if THIS is THAT, but we can put two and two together… The currently untitled multi-camera series would star Howery as a fictionalized version of himself, a prideful, self-made success who lives by the code to “always believe in yourself and great things will come.” But he finds that attitude put to the test when he learns his wife is having an affair with his own barber. He tries to rebuild his life post-divorce as a long-distance single father on the West Side of Chicago on a quest for love, respect, and a new barber. Congratulations! The show sounds hilarious already. Will you be watching??
(I Ringo Chiu / ZUMA Press / Splash NewsmageCatcher News Service/Corbis via Getty Images) George W. Bush Cares About Black People Now, Speaks Out About Bigotry Under Trump If you haven’t heard about Former President George W. Bush handed Trump his a** today without once mentioning his name during a speech about the state of American democracy delivered at the George W. Bush Institute’s “The Spirit of Liberty: At Home, in the World,” a national forum in NYC. Check out some highlights below: “Bigotry seems emboldened. Our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories,” Pres. George W. Bush says https://t.co/NLabGgXQcG pic.twitter.com/JX9HVbBire — CBS News (@CBSNews) October 19, 2017 Parts of Europe, Bush said, have developed an “identity crisis” as a result of economic stagnation, youth unemployment and fears about immigration. “America is not immune from these trends,” warned Bush, who noted that public confidence in U.S. institutions has declined in recent decades and discontent has “deepened and sharpened” partisan conflicts. “Bigotry seems emboldened. Our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories,” he said. “We’ve seen nationalism distorted into nativism.” Bush warned that the U.S. faces the return of isolationist ideology even though he said that American security is “directly threatened by the chaos and despair” of other nations around the world. “Bullying and prejudice in our public life sets a national tone,” said Bush, who added that it “provides permission for cruelty and bigotry.” Folks on the right are Big MAD I stood up for George W. Bush in the face of horrendous attacks and never questioned his motives even when he did things I didn't necessarily agree with. He paid me back today by calling me a racist. George, you are Fredo to me. I don't want to know you, or what you do.
