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Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….

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Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….

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Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day

And by joker I mean whore… So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her… We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee… My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever… The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!! The post Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diana Monteiro Is Some Quality Portuguese Fish of the Day

The only thing I really know about Portugual is that I worked for a Portuguese guy once and he was a real fucking loser…who really hated when I’d ask him “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be a fisherman”….I guess I also know about their chicken….because it’s affordable…like their women…something I should appreciate…but don’t really…cuz I prefer to avoid the armpit of any contenient…even if I generally belong there…but that was before today…because today, I realized the over catholic, lame spanish wannabees have celebrities of their own…and those celebrities aren’t as hairy or fat assed as I’d expect….cuz this Diana chick, who is modeling her ass for Maxim…has a crazy fucking ass…that surely will end up looking like you’d expect a Portuguese woman to look…but for now…she’s spectactular and I figure we should celebrate that..this

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I Appreciate Britney Spears’ Dress of the Day

It was announced that Britney Spears is the highest paid Female Musician of 2012, coming in ahead of Adam Levine of Maroon 5…and Rihanna cuz she barely makes money off this shit, we call it slave labor like the 1800s sugar trade….and Lady Gaga cuz they listed her under “Male Musician”…. I guess the irony in all this is that Britney sings though a computer, doesn’t play an instrument, and lip syncs at her shows….making her anything but a singer…you know more of a puppet on stage being exploited by her people…. I find the whole thing pretty sad, but that’s just because I liked when she officially fell off, got knocked up by a ghetto back-up dancer who thought he was hip hop, shaved her head got fat, before being medicated….but that’s just because it had more flavor than this new Britney…even if the new Britney is easier to masturbate to…especially in dresses like this….it is almost as if she never had a total fucking breakdown….

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LeAnn Rimes Draws Attention

We’ve been trying to catch up with  LeAnn Rimes   ever since she officially announced her divorce  from Dean Shermet. Today we finally did outside this lunch spot in the trendy Brentwood area of Los Angeles

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