Look it’s Bruce Jenner’s spirit animal, the pussycat doll he watched dance in videos and on stage over and over again, building up confidence to eventually get the chop, you know since it worked out so well for this dude…no one even know she was a dude, not even from her flamboyant stripper dance routine that was parody of women, all cuz of the tits… Proving, it’s easier to get a sex change before you’re famous if you want to troll the world. The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Tranny Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The best photographer in the game, doing the best stylized pictures that actually speak to my fucking soul, is Jonathan Leder. He’s been at it long before instagram, he used to run a magazine that created celebrities like Ashley Smith…I know she’s not a celebrity…but because of him she looked good enough to eventually get into Sports Illustrated….I am sure that’s the last person he wants to talk about bringing up from TEXAS before losing her to TRUMP models….because there have been so many better shoots, with better people…and they all are exactly what I want out of a shoot. He’s consistently produced amazing photoshoots – that actually feel more authentic, even if semi staged, than any of the shit being put out on instagram by all the poser, losers, who claim to be artists, with the thirsty fame seeking hookers looking for followers. As far as I’m concerned, this is the real fucking deal…and every one of these photos makes me feel like I am on a fun adventure that I wasn’t invited on because no one like the fat guy masturbating in the corner… These are from his new book “LOST VEGAS” – ORDER NOW It’s pretty fucking hot… ORDER NOW The post Lost Vegas by IMperial Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China… But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body.. She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape… I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then… The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego Tiger Woods ? It has been reported that the disgraced golfer was hiding away in New York, hiding in Newport Beach, hiding on his boat Privacy, hiding in South Africa, and even in sex rehab in Wickenburg, Arizona. So if you’re playing at home, add Mississippi to that list of possible Woods hiding spots.
