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Selena Gomez Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez posted some pics of her body that makes me feel like a sex offender even though she’s 20….and has sex with Justin Bieber….increasing her chances of being HIV positive you know since it is the Gay disease….and girls for years have been banging closet cases getting the shit…. That said, bikini pics are the main reason facebook and twitter work….and not just bikini pics of young starlets…I’m talking bikini pics of everyday girls we know – work with go to school with….this is shit we never had access to before social networking…but is shit girls love producing now that we have social networking…cuz they are all a gang of whores – thank god.

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Kim Kardashian’s Got No Make-Up On of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Considering she’s the kind of bitch who gets her make-up tattooed to her tacky face, I’m not sure how accurate this “No Make-Up” statement is, and I’m gonna go with not very accurate, cuz botox and fake lips in what could be the most materialistic, vain despite being chubby pussy in hollywood, who no one really understands or really cares about, but who managed to make 65 million dollars last year, just doesn’t do the no make up thing, ever, under any circumstance, and maybe what we are seeing is that she’s just not wearing as much fucking make-up as her whore face normally does, you know none of that movie magic shit that makes her look like a tranny about to perform, and just some subtle everyday make-up that is probably substantially more than the women you encounter wear, but less than her usual clown get-up…and knowing these girls, she’s probably made up to not look made up for publicity…and the real question is why the fuck am I writing about this? Seriously. Should I just kill myself now, or let nature take it’s course…cuz this has got to be the fucking end…. What it comes down to is that she’s a fucking monster…. And some spandex…..faking a gym visit….even though her ass can’t back up that lie….

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Creepy Mall Ass of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls…You aren’t safe anywhere….cuz there are perverts everywhere…I just found this picture of random, everyday girls, minding their own business, while some probably asian motherfucker filmed their innocent asses doing innocent things, and as hot as it may be, it’s wrong and that’s why I am posting it hear, you know to let the world know how against these creepy these cameras in a modified bag photoshoots are…If anything I’m a hero…a hero who likes unsuspecting ass in tight pants shot by random weirdos…a hero who thinks all girls are slutty exhibitionists…cuz they are and if they weren’t the bikini would have never been invented. True story.

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Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny. That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists. I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke. I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here. I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers. But here it is anyway.

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Candice Swanepoel Nude fo VMan of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Candice Swanepoel Nude fo VMan of the Day

I posted the video of a shy and embarrassed Candice Swanepoel checking out this V-Man spread for the first time cuz it brought back memories of video taping 18 year old everyday girls banging my dick unprotected while drunk, only to show them the video a week later or the next day, loving the horror in their eyes, unable to accept that they did what they did, only to negotiate what it would take to get me to delete the shit….usually with more hot sex….it is one of those “OMG, I totes can’t believe I did this, I’m such a slut, but the money was good, so I guess that makes me a whore” situations….and I fucking love it…especially cuz her I want to segregate and separate her South African pussy from her South African ass with my tongue like it was the Apartheid….but I’d have to run her thru a few AIDS tests, I’m dumb and I’ve made mistakes cuz I love unprotected sex, but I don’t usually play against the odds like Africa Aids Rate intentionally when given the option…When I hear Africa, I try to blindly shove my dick in the box no matter how nice the box is decorated, if you know what I mean… Here are the pics she got so shy about….They are pretty amazing…I’m sold…forget what I said about running her through AIDS tests…cuz I’m ready to roll, HIV or not, I’ve lived a long enough life of misery…this would be a good finisher….enjoy. As far as I’m concerned, this is what fashion modeling is all about…bitches getting out of clothes….amazing…

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Rosario Dawson Horse Face on TV of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rosario Dawson Horse Face on TV of the Day

When I was a child, I always dreamt about going horseback riding, but I was too poor and deprived to figure it out, I can only assume every guy Rosario Dawson has ever had sex with has had the same childhood dream that was never materialized …because that’s the only way I can believe that anyone would get down with her…except maybe for her big tits, long legs, and the fact that guys will pretty much fuck anything, whether it is on TV or in the movies, good looking or not….But I can still point and laugh as she’s not blowing up my phone for my dick.

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Some Katherine Heigl Ass in Jeans of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Some Katherine Heigl Ass in Jeans of the Day

I really don’t know why I am posting these pictures of Katherine Heigl, Sometimes I don’t even make sense to myself, which is alright, because I don’t need to make sense, since no one is reading this, but instead this has just become my personal scrapbook on the internet for celebrities I hate but would love to hate fuck, making me realize I am far creepier than I originally thought I was, and I guess I need to come to terms with that, it could be worse, I could be doing creepier shit like taking pictures of everyday girls and posting it to my wall with semen….so I guess I’m not so bad…

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Miranda Kerr Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is a bikini model, so she gets paid to wear bikinis. The whole thing makes no sense to me, because I am happy to see any bitch in a bikini, she doesn’t need to really know how to pose, she just has to be wearing the shit, but I’m not really complaining, because without bikini models, everyday girls wouldn’t put the effort into going to the gym and trying to get that bikini body they see in the magazines and catalogs and everyone would be slobby fat chicks….. Sure seeing her with the shit untied and jacked up her ass is pretty fucking amazing, but it’s the same old boring shit, I’d rather see her model her bikini spread eagled with the shit hanging out of her gaping cunt, but that’s just me….

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Eva Green Topless in Some Movie of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Green has great tits. I remember watching her weird threesome movie called Dreamers a few years ago and thinking to myself that she kinda had it going on. The thing with celebrities is that I can’t fucking stand them and for the most part I don’t even find them hot, and that over-rated shit is part of the reason I hate them….not to mention most movies are fucking dull so I get bored watching them and prefer just hanging out on the street looking at everyday girls and visualizing them naked, but every once in a while, one of these celeb bitches gets naked on screen and it allows me to focus my shit and be a man about it and visualize myself suckin’ her tit… Here’s Eva Green in some movie called Cracks…it’s Good Friday, and since very little is good in life, I figured I’ll try to change that with something that is.

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Audrina Patridge in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina’s got a great body…Sure, it looks better when she’s photoshopped, but then again who doesn’t look better when their retard face is made to look normal and her legs are made to look long and luxurious. I can only assume it’s got something to do with evolution, you know how the stupid dogs in the dog park are always the biggest and strongest, while the smart ones can survive using their intelligence, the idiot ones rely on their ability to run fast, because based on Audrina’s body, she could run away from oncoming traffic if she happened to step into the shit, where as someone like me doesn’t know how to run, but would never get myself in the situation in the first place. That’s not to say I’m smart, but it is to say I’m fat and I’m pretty good at staying that way…but who cares about me…here are pics of Audrina in what might be the hottest picture of the day…and one I can only hope carries into the lives of everyday girls…. Pics via Fame

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