I randomly ended up on Selena Gomez’s instagram page despite having forgotten her existence, even though she’s the most followed slut on instagram…. I forgot she existed after the rehab…and has a hard nipple, no bra, probably breast implant, in a tank top…rocking a Botoxed face, looking kinda hot, in a broken rich girl who has mental issues thanks to being a puppet to finance her parents, coddled by everyone around her….. Your favorite thing about little Selena is that she fills the void and her vagina with massive penis…that breaks her soul, sends her to rehab, because she’s pretty fucking broken…GOOD TIMES.. The post Selena Gomez Still Lives Round Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the braless girl in a school girl fetish outfit for the paparazzi…where the peak of her existence was paving the way for her younger, cuter, cousin who no longer invites her crazy ass to all the exclusive Kylie Jenner parties…whicn in and of itself – makes Ireland Baldwin dramatically more interesting as a personality….even if she’s a big more terrifying and large to look at… The post Ireland Baldwin Takes Her Alec Baldwin Head out Without a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kara Del Toro has been melting my pants region for a few years now, ever since I saw her in that stupid burger ad back in 2015. So I figured it’s only right that we celebrate the start of another year together by me drooling over a sexy new photoshoot from the busty model, while she remains completely unaware of my existence. It’s kind of our thing. Enjoy.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Are these two just a couple of besties with some wacky plans to take over the world, a la Pinky and the Brain, or is there something more sinister going on, a la a gritty Pinky and the Brain reboot directed by Werner Herzog? Their relationship has remained shrouded by a mist of international intrigue and off-brand spray tan, but fortunately, freedom-loving Americans have a man on the inside who seems to have all the answers: Yes, Tom Arnold. The actor and comedian who was previously best known for marrying Roseanne, starring on Roseanne’s show, and divorcing Roseanne has become an unexpected fount of information regarding Trump’s almost -admirably sketchy past. Like, if Trump were the bad guy in a musical about American history, we’d probably belt out his theme song, but it sucks that he’s actually about to be president while we’re alive, ya know? Anyway, Trump and Arnold are connected in the same way that Trump is connected to so many C-list-and-lower celebs. Arnold competed on the Celebrity Apprentice, during which time he witnessed Trump engaging in some behavior that makes the 2016 election look like a sane man running for office. Arnold has already claimed to be in possession of a tape in which Trump goes off on a racist rant , which he didn’t release prior to the election because … he was busy doing Tom Arnold stuff. Now, the situation is getting really weird. Yes, weirder than an American presidency being undermined by Tom freakin’ Arnold. It seems the actor was pissed when he found out that Trump planned to sue him for speaking publicly about the racist rant tapes: “Wife told me there’s house line VM from Trump Camp about defamation suit so it’s on! Open Apprentice vaults 4 discovery! Miss Universe too!!” he tweeted. So how is planning to get back at the Donald? Well, by pouring a little gasoline on the raging tire fire that is 2016 and getting Russia involved, of course: That’s Arnold defending his decision not to release the tapes and … hinting at Trump’s involvement in a Russian orgy. Yes, this is the world we live in now. Believe it or not, rumors about Trump gettin’ down in a real-life Eyes Wide Shut-style group sex situation have been circulating online for years. Arnold claims to have footage of the world’s most nauseating porn, and it seems he’s already in talks to release it: It would explain why Trump is so beholden to Putin, but the more likely explanation is that he owes Russia an absurd amount of cash . In somewhat related news, Russia has reportedly tested a weapon capable of downing U.S. satellites . So make sure to enjoy what will likely be your last Christmas that’s not celebrated under the giant Big Brother-style portraits of Putin that will soon be mandatory in every home. Dasvidaniya, America! View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits. This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does… The post Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I shit on Ashley Graham all the time, not literally, which now means figuratively according to the dictionary, since we are a generation of retards….proven in the existence of Ashley Graham…. But I see a fucking monster, who found an angle, who has elphantitis and all her features are big and doughy…. I see a girl trying to be fit, but knowing that her body won’t allow that to ever happen, so milk the angle you were given…. I see a girl who knows the market is fat and needs fat pride to get through their shorter life expectancy life…because fat actually kills…no matter who much you celebrate it as you “own your body”… I see a girl who is just so fucking big, but famous and making millions, who wants to break the walls down at Victoria’s Secret in what she’ll say is progressive…and I know Victoria’s Secret will cast her, breaking down their branding, to be progressive, all while fat remains a killer and disgusting – and not what we should celebrate…no matter what kind of hero the fat bitch plays.. It’s all so fucking terrible, so big…and so terrible..especially the choice in outfit for a fat woman – looking like a mom on vacation at the resort – you don’t want to see in a one piece…that didn’t need to wear a one piece…but who is trying to live the skinny girl life so that she doesn’t lock herself away inside where no one can see her – where she belongs…because it’s gross… Too See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE RITA ORA WAS THERE ALSO – BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HERE WHEN THE WORLD GIVES US FAT CHICKS TO BE OFFENDED BY The post Fat Chick Ashley Graham Attempts Too Not Look Too Fat – But Still Fat Enough To Monetize of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas… I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either… So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul… The post Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas… I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either… So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul… The post Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person – Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out… The post Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person – Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out… The post Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
