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Beyonce Does the Tranny in Lingerie of the Day

I am guessing this is a screenshot from her surprise free album / video publicity stunt that I assume was designed to make her more money in the long run…and get people talking about her…while sneaking in some ill-advised scenes of her wearing lingerie, looking like a dude, but not just any dude, but a dude trying to look hot and sexy, which from my experience, is usually the worst kind of dude, especially when you discover she’s a dude, when she’s already had your dick in her mouth…in a back alley, while you thought to yourself “this is too good to be true” the entire time…before realizing that it was… This is all just competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s love and failing.

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The Wind in Norway and other Videos of the Day

I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties… If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet” Or a Middle East Snow Day Or the News Anchor of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a Dream of the Day

I will forever love Lindsay Lohan…no matter how weird her face gets with all the fillers she jacks it up with…because all girls that I meet who are under 25 are into this Botox and Lip injection shit now, and the whole thing is silly cuz it makes them look 40 and like a Real Housewife, but it’s just something we gotta get used to and to every negative there is a positive, and a face that can’t move is one that’s easier to come on… So here Lohan is making appearances, getting ready for her fourth or fifth wind, and all I want is to see her Vagina like it was 10 years ago…I want to see how that fucking thing has aged and she’s just so close to making those dreams come true…all she had to do was move that hand…look at the camera with sex eyes, spread eagled…but instead…she went the safe route… The good news is that desperation comes in waves, there is hope, that we will have a pantyless Lohan…again…even if it was probably better that it happened when she was barely 20…vaginas have a way of not getting better with age… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal for Sauvage of the Day

Nina Agdal’s PR team is on hyperdrive right now. They know SI is making the cover decision and they know that they need to get as much press as possible so that they chose Nina…she’s up against all the overrated SI models….as well as new girls like Emily Ratajkowski, who I assume is actually going to get the cover, but that doesn’t mean that the Agdal team isn’t going to put up a fight…book campaigns, do paparazzi, pics, come up with a scandal…it’s fucking now or never…motherfuckers…and here she is bikini modelling…cuz retard head or not, she’s still half naked…

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Finally, A Sexy Victoria Justice Photoshoot!

I took a little heat from you bastards for naming Victoria Justice my Babe of the Year last year, but all the hotness we’ve gotten from her in the 12 months since has definitely let me know that I made the right call. Still, the one thing we’ve been missing is a sexy photoshoot, until I found this one she did for Annex Magazine . So enjoy, and here’s hoping for way more of this from Victoria in 2014, and every year up until I find a new favorite celebrity hottie.

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Ashley Tisdale Releases New Single: Listen Now!

Ashley Tisdale has made her return to the music world. The singer, who hasn’t come out with a new album since 2009, released “You’re Always Here” today, a track she’s dedicated to her late grandfather. A percentage of the proceeds from this track will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, too, giving us another reason to celebrate Tisdale’s comeback. Listen to the song now and then ogle Tisdale topless in Maxim because… well, the reason is obviously, isn’t it? Ashley Tisdale – “You’re Always Here”

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Watch Revenge Online: Season 3 Episode 10

Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 closed out 2013 with the culmination of Emily Thorne’s season-long plot to take down Victoria Grayson once and for all. Needless to say, it didn’t go as she planned. We knew our girl would be shot on her wedding day, but we didn’t know who pulled the trigger or whether her Revengenda would be exposed until this moment Now that we do, and her “Exodus” has been foiled, where does that leave her vendetta against the Graysons? Especially after her stunning confession to Victoria? If you missed last night, we will say no more. Watch Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 online, learn the shocking truth behind Emily’s shooting and ponder until January 5 where the show will go from here: Watch Revenge Season 3 Episode 10

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Hotel Survey (Almost?) Outs Cheating Husband; Response Wins Reddit

Hotel surveys. No one wants to fill them out, but few people dislike them as much as this customer, who was caught off guard when one was sent to his home. Caught with his pants down, you might say … so to speak: A Reddit user claimed that his friend works at a hotel and received this survey from an unhappy guest … although at least the accommodations got mostly 6/7s. The checkout process could’ve been more timely, however. If this is a joke on the hotel visitor’s part, then very well played. If not, then you have to give him credit for honesty … and wonder what his wife’s comments were. Think he’s as honest with her as he was with the hotel? No word on how the “service” he received in the actual room was worth the price, either. We’d love to see some of the boxes checked off in that survey.

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Zoey Deutch’s 2013 Playlist Doesn’t Suck — But It Does Feature Vampires

‘Vampire Academy’ star sums up her year in songs, including a taste for Vampire Weekend. By Brenna Ehrlich

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’22 Jump Street’ Sends Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum To College [TRAILER]

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Just when criminals thought it was safe to resume their illegal activities at schools, the men of “21 Jump Street” get a sequel. Everyone from…

’22 Jump Street’ Sends Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum To College [TRAILER]