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Chelsea Houska: Here’s How I’m Failing as a Parent!

There are some Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 stars who can’t help but rub you the wrong way. But you know what? Chelsea Houska can be kind of charming. Even when she’s talking about her screw-ups as a parent. You can blog basically any part of your life. A lot of people liveblog political events, TV shows, or conversations they overhear in restaurants. A lot of parents blog about being parents, though some, like that  Daddy Blogger who leashes his daughter , probably shouldn’t. But we don’t mind it so much when their “parenting fails” are more run-of-the-mill, you know? Reality personality and noted baby fever experiencer Chelsea Houska  has been taking to Twitter to share some of her mistakes. Her most recent “parenting fail” that she’s shared on Twitter is mostly just about a … let’s call it a “chemical interaction.” No, not the dangerous kind. Just messy . “Fresh spray tan + drooling baby = disaster” Babies are so adorable, but they sure do produce a lot of what we’ll tastefully refer to as “substances.” Honestly, drool is the least offensive of those. Honestly, that’s a tip to young moms. You might know to not go out in the rain with fresh spray tan, but you might not think fo the effect that your baby could have. Just a few weeks earlier, she’d shared another of her “parenting fails,” though this time she wasn’t the one most impacted. “Starting this morning off with a mom fail. Totally slept through my alarm and Aubree is late for school. Is it summer vacation yet?!” First of all, sleeping through your alarm is the most normal thing in the world. It sucks when you’re a student, it’s worse when it makes you late for work, but it’s extra bad when you’re a parent letting down your kid. Anybody can sleep through an alarm, and if it’s the parent’s fault that the kid’s late, your kid really doesn’t have anything to worry about unless it’s happening all of the time. It’s worth noting that they make all sorts of creative alarms now that make oversleeping next to impossible. Like, mats that let out wailing noises until you stand on them with both feet. It’s a little extra , as the youths say, but it could be worth it if it’s a recurring problem. There’s a popular Tumblr post in which the blogger muses about why there’s no show call “Teen Dad” or “16 & Got A Girl Pregnant.” The blogger then concludes that a show about a teenage boy sitting around playing video games and hanging out with his friends wouldn’t really hook viewers. It’s the sad reality that childcare is too often left to women, even when they themselves aren’t yet adults. It’s even sadder when you realize that so many teenage mothers are impregnated by  not-so-teen  fathers. Gross. So it’s probably nice for pregnant teens to see that someone who was once in their situation is now leading a “normal” life. View Slideshow: Chelsea Houska: ALL The Adorable Photos of Her New Baby!

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Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out… She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to… The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you. TO SEE THE REST OF SARAH HYLAND CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

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Lana Del Rey is Giving me Boners of the Day

Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad… These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Marines Charged With Urinating on Taliban Corpses, Other Misconduct

A pair of U.S. Marines face charges for their involvement in an incident in which they urinated on Taliban corpses during a counter-insurgency operation last summer. Joseph W. Chamblin and Edward W. Deptola also face allegations involving a grenade launcher. Marines Urinating on Dead Bodies The USMC confirms the alleged violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice for their involvement in the urination incident, occurring in Afghanistan in July 2011. Chamblin and Deptola were also charged with other misconduct : Failing to properly supervise junior Marines Failing to require junior Marines to wear personal protective equipment Failing to stop and report the misconduct of junior Marines Failing to report the negligent discharge of a grenade launcher Failing to stop the indiscriminate firing of weapons Deptola is also charged with failing to stop the unnecessary damaging of Afghan compounds, and wrongfully and indiscriminately firing a recovered enemy machine gun. Both Marines are now facing trial. The USMC says there are other pending cases, and “We will be as forthright as possible while preserving the rights of the accused and fairness and integrity of the military justice process.”

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The New #MoneyTeam? Oprah Stops By “Fiddy’s” Crib For Her Next Chapter TV Show [Video]

Look out Floyd, 50 has teamed up with Oprah for the real money team! It’s been a long-time coming but 50 Cent will be reconciling with mega-mogul Oprah on Sunday’s episode of “Oprah’s Next Chapter.” After telling the Associated Press in 2006 that Oprah’s show lacked of guest diversity because she was “catering to old white women,” the G-Unit rapper, real name Curis Jackson, will sit down with Oprah in a one-on-one interview at his grandma’s house. In a recent visit to “The View,” Fif said he actually named his dog Oprah so that he could learn to love something named as such. “It started out negative ’cause I thought Oprah didn’t like hip-hop culture,” he said. “I got the dog and now I love Oprah.” 50 won’t be the only Jackson to appear on the show. Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris will also be featured. The episode airs June 10. Looks like Oprah is adding some diversity to her lineup and bringing back her popular interview series to regain some traction for her failing network. Will you be tuning into Oprah’s Next Chapter? Hit the flip for a preview of the episode next…

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Fat Joe Getting His Own Cooking Show

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Let’s be honest.  We all know Fat Joe loves food.  So it doesn’t really come as much of a surprise to hear that Joey Crack is getting his own cooking television show. WBW Honors: Medgar Evers WBW Honors: Booker T. Washington In an interview with NBC’s NiteCap, Joe revealed that the show will be similar to that of celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse.  The dishes will be prepared by Chef Mark.  The show will also feature a studio audience, a live band, and celebrity guests. RELATED: Fat Joe Says, “50 Cent Is Irrelevant” RELATED: Is 50 Cent To Blame For Fat Joe’s Failing Rap Career?

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There Is Literally No Way to Make Money Selling News [Media Is Dead]

That is the only conclusion a reasonable person can reach reading this new Pew Foundation report. Paywalls are anathema. Nobody clicks on ads. The value of news is zero dollars and zero cents. The future of news is awesome. In the great paywall debate, a number of big names have come down in favor: For example, The Wall Street Journal and, soon, the The New York Times . The idea is that the content provided by these publications is so special and good that consumers would be willing to spend money for access to Tom Friedman’s latest column over, say, a pack of AA batteries. Is the Sunday Styles worth more to Americans than the approximate amount of change they lose each day from tripping and having it spill out of their pockets? The Pew Foundation’s Project for Excellence in Journalism’s 2010 survey says: No. Just 15 percent of those surveyed say they would still visit their favorite news site if it was behind a paywall. 82 percent would “find somewhere else.” Now, either those 82 percent count the Yahoo! homepage as their favorite news site—in which case, yes, you can find a list of the Top 10 Vacation Destinations to Save Your Failing Marriage anywhere—or the vast majority of people see news as basically words arranged on a screen in a way that makes some sort of sense—in which case, robots, you can come take my job now. Big deal, everyone knows Internet users are so cheap that 25 people are currently downloading the Haiti Benefit CD on The Pirate Bay. We’ll just keep on with advertising. Good old advertising—been there since the first journalist picked up his quill pen, wrote something racist about Indians and Dr. Thompson’s Curative Tonic bought a 4×5 above-the-fold. Get creative with it: Maybe develop new screen technologies that allow pop-ups to literally pop into users face and poke them in the eye; require all Gawker readers to bid on twelve eBay items they don’t really want before getting access to the site. Except… ads do not work either: 79% of users “rarely if ever clicked on an online ad,” according to the report. Oh, and there’s this: There is no way to make money on news because news is worth nothing. But the report is not all bad (worthless) news. For example “The notion that the news media are shrinking is mistaken”! Alright! Oh. Wait: Reportorial journalism is getting smaller, but the commentary and discussion aspect of media, which adds analysis, passion and agenda shaping, is growing – in cable, radio, social media, blogs and elsewhere. The future of journalism: Facebook wall rants, celebrity tweets, Glenn Beck and the blogs that talk about these things. But it’s all freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Ashley Tisdale In Sexy Tight Jeans And High Heels

Here’s Ashley Tisdale heading out with British pop singer Jay Sean , wearing tight jeans and hooker heals.

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