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White Girls Caribana of the Day

Nothing like some gutter bitches looking for some black cock at Caribana…This is almost like a flight to Jamaica, where the fattest, most ratchet, monster bitches in slutty clothes on the plane with their half black babies going to see baby daddies they met at their 3 star all inclusive resorts… They are from Canada, I like when they drop the N-Bomb…and when they say “and we OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHT”…cuz hip hop is the only way they get fucked…

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Jennifer Tilly’s Busting Out Big Time!!!

Move over Christina Hendricks , Jennifer Tilly is proving that she has the fattest boobies in the business. Obviously, Jennifer is not as pretty as Christina, but man those babies need some serious motorboating and I’m just the guy who knows how to do it properly. Anyway, here she is at the 2013 Inaugural Oceana Ball. Not that you guys care. Boobies!

Jennifer Tilly’s Busting Out Big Time!!!

Move over Christina Hendricks , Jennifer Tilly is proving that she has the fattest boobies in the business. Obviously, Jennifer is not as pretty as Christina, but man those babies need some serious motorboating and I’m just the guy who knows how to do it properly. Anyway, here she is at the 2013 Inaugural Oceana Ball. Not that you guys care. Boobies!

Katherine Heigl in Some Fat Dog on Dog Porn of the Day

INCEST! Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl reminding us that she’s fat, lazy looking and quite possibly the fattest pig in barn…the pig who’s fat uninteresting tits aren’t spectacular enough for my pervert ass to ignore the rest of her, unless of course she was sitting across from me in the park, in which case she’d be good to go, but I don’t like admitting that to myself. As far as I’m concerned and as long as she’s in pictures, she’s the fucking worst…

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Katherine Heigl in Some Fat Dog on Dog Porn of the Day

Ellen Pompeo’s Ass Kicking Mom Nipple of the Day

Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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Woman ate 30,000 calories Xmas meal

A WOMAN wanting to be the fattest in the world ate a 30,000 calorie Christmas feast.

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Jennifer Loves Eating of the Day

I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it. Pics via Fame

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Charlize Theron’s Sex Eyes Still Look Hot of the Day

I love Charlize Theron. Even when she plays white trash serial killer I can still get off to her, not that I’ve got off to anyone in the last few years, but the memories are pretty fucking fond. If I knew fucking my wife at her fattest would have given me post traumatic stress making me unable to fuck anymore, I probably would have played things out a little differently, but the good news is that this new found pent up sexual energy has made me one of the biggest perverts on the internet, the kind of guy who can look at pictures of a hot South African slut who’s probably pushing 40 posing on a red carpet and visualize a bitch on her bed masturbating thanks to her facial expressions, and that’s some serious fucking issues, probably comparable to some of you virgins who think you are dating celebrities cuz you found a picture of them winking at the camera and you’re desperation makes you delusional and think she’s winking at you…. I guess all this is to say, we’re all in the same boat and that boat is not anywhere near the pussy we’d like to Dora the Explorer. Pics via Fame

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