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Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy… I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model… Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy… I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model… Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Ashley Smith is a Texan model who moved to New York because she was tall, skinny, busty and had a gap tooth in an era when gap tooth models were in…. I’ve known about her for what seems like forever, she’s been making money at this, but she wasn’t a household name, she wasn’t a big deal, and for some reason – this past year something clicked, and she became more relevant…is booking bigger things…is getting a fan base…and I think she’s hot as fuck..in some big titty, party girl, crackhead…kind of way… I’ve interacted with her at least once when she was not doing much…I tried to sing her vagina love songs – but she wasn’t having it. I guess she didn’t believe that we were soul mates as much as I did when staring at her tits… She’s now in this campaign for Agent Provocateur that is hot….because Agent Provocateur is hot, even though I just assume they are owned by Victoria’s Secret. She’s doin’ it with Dioni Tabbers…who has done a bunch of modelling, but I’m not lettinger her steal the show from the one who matters….Ashely Smith.

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Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Ashley Smith is a Texan model who moved to New York because she was tall, skinny, busty and had a gap tooth in an era when gap tooth models were in…. I’ve known about her for what seems like forever, she’s been making money at this, but she wasn’t a household name, she wasn’t a big deal, and for some reason – this past year something clicked, and she became more relevant…is booking bigger things…is getting a fan base…and I think she’s hot as fuck..in some big titty, party girl, crackhead…kind of way… I’ve interacted with her at least once when she was not doing much…I tried to sing her vagina love songs – but she wasn’t having it. I guess she didn’t believe that we were soul mates as much as I did when staring at her tits… She’s now in this campaign for Agent Provocateur that is hot….because Agent Provocateur is hot, even though I just assume they are owned by Victoria’s Secret. She’s doin’ it with Dioni Tabbers…who has done a bunch of modelling, but I’m not lettinger her steal the show from the one who matters….Ashely Smith.

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Emily Ratajkowski in a Hot Boxing Themed Shoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may ignore me 98% of the time I write her love poems, and I really can’t blame her, since my love poems are usually about eating her ass before her shower, which if you ask me is as romantic as it gets, because you only eat the ass of a girl you love before she showers, while other hookers you eat the ass after a good hand sanitize of the asshole…. You see, getting eColi from the one you love, isn’t quite as upsetting when you are sitting on the toilet shitting and vomiting blood at the same time, pretty much near death, when it is for someone you love, in an “I’d die for you” kind of ass eating… But I don’t need her to answer me, you see she consistently takes these kinds of pics for me, even if she pretends they are for some other client or magazine, and it’s really all I fuckin’ need from her… She’s hot, she’s got a good level of porn to her look, I’d like to in her…and she wouldn’t even feel a thing…or notice…thanks to my small penis…but staring at her pics of her boxing hot, rather than her hot box, is not ideal, but good enough…she’s a babe.

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Emily Ratajkowski in a Hot Boxing Themed Shoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski in a Hot Boxing Themed Shoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may ignore me 98% of the time I write her love poems, and I really can’t blame her, since my love poems are usually about eating her ass before her shower, which if you ask me is as romantic as it gets, because you only eat the ass of a girl you love before she showers, while other hookers you eat the ass after a good hand sanitize of the asshole…. You see, getting eColi from the one you love, isn’t quite as upsetting when you are sitting on the toilet shitting and vomiting blood at the same time, pretty much near death, when it is for someone you love, in an “I’d die for you” kind of ass eating… But I don’t need her to answer me, you see she consistently takes these kinds of pics for me, even if she pretends they are for some other client or magazine, and it’s really all I fuckin’ need from her… She’s hot, she’s got a good level of porn to her look, I’d like to in her…and she wouldn’t even feel a thing…or notice…thanks to my small penis…but staring at her pics of her boxing hot, rather than her hot box, is not ideal, but good enough…she’s a babe.

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Drunk Heidi Montag Just Wants to Bone Spencer Pratt

It’s brutal, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag must forego sex on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother … well, aside from the one scene deemed too hot for TV. It’s a lot harder to get freaky, that’s for sure. “I wanna get naughty,” a drunk Heidi told Spencer on the reality show this week. “I want more. I want all of you. It’s been too long. I’m in a drought.” Pratt then instructed her to finish her wine. The spouses of nearly four years don’t shy away from PDA (would you expect otherwise), so Spencer smacked that ass. “I like that a lot. Again, again!” Heidi slurred. “What do I have to do to get more? Montag then pinched Spencer Pratt’s nipples and rubbed her hilariously huge DDD breasts as she danced alone in the living room after he went to take a leak. When housemate Rylan Clark remarked that he’d never seen the ‘Tag get drunk, Heidi said it’s probably because CBB makes it so hard to get loose: “Usually I’m the most fun drunk ever. It’s hard here. I don’t get to really be myself here at all because it’s so intense. Normally I’m probably one of the nicest people.” Later that evening, Heidi Montag climbed into bed with Spencer – in the room they share with the other housemates. “Do you want me to roll on to you?” she whispered. His response? “It feels like a jiu jitsu move. I’m already locked in.” You may now vomit on cue.

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Skin-tourage: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 11.6.12 [PICS]

The Mark Wahlberg produced series Entourage was known for its con-skin-stent nudity over eight seasons, including a menage-a-trois with Canadian cutie Emmanuelle Chriqui and topless Swedish skinsation Malin Akerman . The complete series hits Blu-ray this week so you can enjoy that scintillating scene in high def, plus full frontal from the one-and-only Sasha Grey , and more. If you need more box sets than that, we’ve got the Prophecy 5 Film Collection featuring the flashdance funbags of Jennifer Beals in The Prophecy II (1997), and the Halloween Triple Feature with bloodpumping nude scenes in Halloween 6 (1995) and Halloween: Resurrection (2002). Finally, there are the hypnotic hoots of Cibby Danyla as “Naked Lady” in the Blu-ray Collector’s Edition of They Live (1988). See pics after the jump!

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Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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