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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Braless of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is braless, which isn’t that interesting because she’s got those underdeveloped conular tits, just a set of nipples on her strong chest….and I get that being braless is the style, no girls wear bras, especially those under 25…it’s no big deal… To the perverts like you and me, we see a girl with her tits, hard nippled, out in public being gratuitous…knowing she’d be seen and shot by the paparazzi…probably because she called the paparazzi…so she figured she’d make her outfit count for her creepy fans – the nerds. But she was a girl who called Kim K out, only to retract her statement like a pussy faggot bitch, for being gratuitous with her nude pics for “feminism”…because we all know nothing the Kardashians do is for feminism, even if they are women getting paid, they are doing it like whores… So the girl calling out a girl for shameless erotica – is producing erotica…subtle..but the same thing….like calling the pot calling the Armenian black when everyone knows she just fucks the blacks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana LIma is Intense of the Day

Lima Bean from Victoria’s Secret fame has been slowing filling out, getting more and more boxy as she nears menopause….already a mom of two thanks to being a Catholic who doesn’t believe in safe sex, but who also was a virgin for her early Victoria’s Secret year, at least that was the rumor I’ll never believe, since all half naked models are whores….and real Catholic models don’t really exist because half naked modeling is against their religion…. She’s still got a great face though….boxy girls are still boxy but this one has one of the best faces so here she is in Cannes…for no reason but the scientific observation of the aging process.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jac Jagaciak in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Monica JAC JAGACIAK is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret angels from last year or the year before and like all Victoria’s Secret Angels she’s out doing media to soft sell the brand – so that everyone can say “victoria’s secret mode JAC in whatever the fuck she’s doing…without the brand having to buy an AD.. I really think it’s clever fucking marketing, but I also think models getting naked in shoots to get famous enough to become Victoria’s Secret Angels is great marketing and JAC – before she was VS owned… WAS NUDE HERE and HERE … Way better than this garbage….magazine feature… The post Jac Jagaciak in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day

I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song… It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck… The post Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day

Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less… We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds… So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions… I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a bonus snapchat… The post Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maya Stepper is the Naked Instagram Model of the Day

ALL THESE INSTAGRAM MODELS ARE THE FUCKING SAME… Seriously, I’m so bored of “shoots for the sake of shoots”…and “model for the sake of being models”…they are all the fucking same….any average at best, or hot at worst like this Maya chick, are all doing the same things…these staged bullshit “editoria” shoots that all look the fucking same, are styled the fucking same, seem cheesy as fuck the fucking same, but that also have nipple in them – because toplessness get the shoots more reach… I mean I don’t care what stylized hipster inspired catalog shit is being put out there, when I get to see everyone naked, it cancels out the garbage factor…but that doesn’t mean it’s not garbage. The post Maya Stepper is the Naked Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian Nipple Slip of the Day

I guess Kourtney Kardashian was feeding her lecherous demon child that is obviously not as bad as its cousin, not because the cousin is half black but because it is half Kim Kardashin and Half Kanye which is really the garbage… There’s a nice, and I use that world loosely, just not as loosely as Kim K’s asshole is, but nice enough none the less, not that I ever saw or would admit to thinking that this one, who was marketed as the hot one, is hot…but a thick mom nipple, works for me. If you don’t like that – here’s Kendall’s Butt Shot..since Kendall is the actual hot one, even though she’s still tainted by the garbage that is Kardashian…and posts pics of her ass like this on social media.. The post Kourtney Kardashian Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daphne Groeneveld for Vogue Korea of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is not a Kardashian, yet she’s getting modeling work in prestigious magazines Like Vogue, who are normally all about the clickbait and who use the Kardashians to get the clicks, but maybe Vogue Korea is different…and they take anyone they can get because it’s Korea and Koreans don’t know better…or maybe not ever model needs to be a Kardashian to get work these days…and amazing faces like Daphne Groeneveld are allowed to exist, prosper, make big money, and most importantly…find a rich guy to knock her up…which I guess is a different world than the one I’m in, but I don’t mind staring at her pics to remind me that the fat strippers I pay 10 dollars a song to…are actually the garbage I am treating them like… You can see her nipple in one of the pics….that excites me…because I am pathetic… The post Daphne Groeneveld for Vogue Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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