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Kimberley Garner Is Leggy Goodness

I always love getting new pictures from  Kimberley Garner , so here’s my favorite leggy Brit and future ex-Mrs. Tuna showing off those perfect stems of hers at a launch party for something called Huggle. According to my sources, it’s some kind of dating app meant to connect you to people who go to the same places as you all the time. Which works if you want to meet girls at Burger King and/or your local strip club, I guess. Anyway, with all these dating apps out there, when is somebody going to finally make one that connects wannabe celebrities with eligible bloggers? Maybe I’m just biased, but I feel like there could be a real market for that… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ben Affleck Really, Really Wants Jennifer Garner Back

If you’re going through a separation, try to avoid the back-and-forth deliberation in front of others. Yes, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, I’m talking to you. This is worse than the time Charlotte York-MacDougal separated from Dr. Trey MacDougal in what was the longest storyline in Sex and the City ‘s history (according to me). On July 30th 2015, Affleck and Garner issued a joint statement confirming that their ten-year marriage was over. “After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. “We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time.” As is customary with a very public marriage, the breakdown of theirs was all over the papers.   Did Affleck cheat on Garner?  Was Garner too irritating as a wife?  Did Affleck bop the 20-something nanny and give her a Lexus ? Ben Affleck Oscars Speech Fast-forward almost a year, and the estranged couple seem to be on good terms.  So good that they took their children to Paris for a family vacation. “Ben wants Jen back ,” a source told People Magazine. “Ben wants to get back together. He wants her back.” I think he wants her back. What about Garner?  Is she ready to put the past behind her and reconcile? “Jen is not ready to take Ben back,” another source said. “Ben has never been good alone and isn’t now either. But he is constantly working on himself. He has made big changes.” Ultimately, it looks like the couple – who have three children together – will forge ahead with the split. “Nothing has changed [in their relationship],” another source close to Garner and Affleck confirmed. “They’re still all about putting the kids first.” Rip the Band-Aid off, you two. View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Cheating Scandals of All-Time

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Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day

We’ve gone over Willa Holland, who is in that Canadian shot show Arrow, but who I remember as a character on the OC from a year I watched TV with a friend who loved the OC, because he would use the latest episode as conversation starters in college bars in an era you had to talk to girls to fuck them or finger them on the dance floor…which he did…no matter how fat she was…in what would have been great memes if only I had a camera I’ve gone into her being Brian de Palma’s stepdaughter, possibly the inspiration of Dressed to Kill, a movie I wanted in the 80s and used to jerk off to the blonde bush of the main character, because blonde bush is so rare….prove me wrong blonde bushes out there… What I’m loving with this pic is the mom jeans, mom ass, reminding me of the 90s…when all asses looked this bad… I’m a fan… The post Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Garner Panty Flash of the Day

Kim Garner is some UK celebrity with a fucking amazing body which would make you think she’s not actually from the UK, since she’s thin, has all her teeth, isn’t grey skinned, a real freak of nature from that beef stew eating sunless nation…which I guess is enough reason for her to be famous by UK standards you know for being a freak of nature according to them…like how does this UK chick look so LA…weird glitch or something I gather… Well, like all UK girls she’s snapped by the paps, who are into the get out of car pap, since 90 percent of the time it results in a pussy flash, while here we just see some panty…panty not more revealing than all her bikini pics, panties she’s pretending to cover up because she’s a lady…a lady in reality tv…so not a lady at all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kim Garner Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Scherzinger’s in a Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini….self produced bikini…but still a bikini… I wonder if people still care about her in a bikini….I mean she’s got a great, fit, fake tit body, but she’s still Nicole Scherzinger, a produce of late 90s shitty pop music, where a group of strippers left the strip club and got rich, a storyline anyone who gets lap dances from strippers hates, at least when it happens to their strippers, because they get an ego and don’t strip anymore, but I guess good to use as an example to seduce and manipulate young, impressionable girls into stripper..with a “you may become the next Pussy Cat Doll”….too.. In recent years, the best thing she’s done WAS BEING WASTED IN GREECE and now this…magic…that’s not that magical.. The post Nicole Scherzinger’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day

I went to a beach a few years ago, all excited to see hot young girls in bikinis, which for a Canadian who never sees girls in bikinis, except in stupid photoshoots, because despite being immune or desensitized to girls in bikinis, I still like seeing girls in bikinis…. Turned out that a bunch of Muslim women turned up, and were swimming in full clothing…far less revealing than girls in bikinis…but far more erotic when you factor in how repressed and mysterious they are…. Here’s Jennifer Garner doing her best impression of that, far less hot, with her old mom face and bad ass…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Interview With 110 Year Old Woman

I don’t think this interview went really well!

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Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day

Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body. She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids.. Well I guess Kim Garner figured that one out also, because she no longer follows me on twitter…leaving me scared and a lone, but fine, because I know hundreds of other hookers who are too dumb to realize I can’t help them… Point being, she is in a bikini Santa hat for attention self shot shoot that is badly shot, but still features her hot body and that’s good enough for me… TO SEE HER OUT IN A SCHOOL GIRL SKIRT IN LONDON CLICK HERE The post Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife  Kimberley Garner , and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Caleb Logan: Watch His Final YouTube Video

As previously reported,  Caleb Logan tragically died last week at the very young age of 13. According to the YouTube star's family, the sudden passing was of “natural causes,” with mother Katie initially issuing a statement confirming her son’s death on Friday, October 2. She then shared the final video ever filmed of Caleb, one taken just a day before he died. The footage features Caleb looking healthy, albeit tired, while eating breakfast with his sisters. In a touching moment, the happy child is asked what he would ask his future self. “Is Taco Bell still around?” he replies. Along with the video, Katie (whose family rose to viral fame in 2010 and whose collection of videos has amassed over one billion total views) wrote as a message to fans: It is with our deepest sorrow to report that the Instagram announcement was indeed true. In addition to our desire to give the Internet community the chance to begin the grieving process, we also wanted to post this video to show a healthy and happy Caleb doing what he loved. Thank you for all the love and support that everyone has shown our family. And we ask for continued love and support as we move through the grieving process.

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