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Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine… She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..” Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere… She’s been naked before…so we like her. The post Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine… She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..” Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere… She’s been naked before…so we like her. The post Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madonna Offers Oral Sex to Hillary Clinton Voters

That’s it! It’s over! We can hand Hillary Clinton the Presidential election now! Because she destroyed Donald Trump at the first debate? Because a video surfaced of Trump saying he likes to grab the pussy of any woman he chooses? No. Well… yes. Yes for all of those reasons. But we can mostly hand the Presidential election to Hillary Clinton now because Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night. And before turning the stage over to the beloved comedian, the legendary singer made a promise to the crowd. She specifically made a promise to every man in the crowd (or not in the crowd, we presume) who casts his vote on November 8 for Clinton. Simply put, Madonna said she will go down on you. She didn’t sugarcoat this. She didn’t beat around any bushes or imply this. She very straightforwardly came out and said the following: “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” Madonna said prior to bringing out Schumer. Wait… what? For real? Will she put any effort into it to make it worthwhile? Of course! This is Madonna! She takes her sex acts very seriously! “I’m good. I’m good,” she assured attendees. “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact.” Oh, and one more thing, the 58-year-old said: “I do swallow.” Check out the video posted above to hear these words come out of Madonna’s mouth… just in case you needed one more reason to do the right thing, fellas. Schumer, of course, is a huge Hillary Clinton supporter herself. She got into some trouble last weekend during a show in Florida when she asked a Trump voter to come up on stage and explain himself. Soon after this man sat down, Schumer laid into Trump (hard!), earning a negative reaction from the crowd that included many people actually walking out of the venue. Watch the awkward incident take place below: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! But Schumer used this as an opportunity to just be hilarious and biting, reading an open letter to these Tampa fans during last night’s performance. “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said on stage, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? “After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people – who’ve been tricked into it! “And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. “I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!” But anyway, back to Madonna real quick: we’re voting for Hillary Clinton. Just saying. View Slideshow: 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna

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Homeless guy Attacks a Truck and Other Videos of the Day

Jerking Off in NYC Traffic Rapper Named Famous DEX Beating a Woman Student Fights Teacher China Genius Way to Remove WASPS Cow Kills a Man After Kicking Him…. Woman Walks Between Police Shot Gun and the “perp” Cop Talks Football to Get Suicidal Man off the Bridge Excavator Fail… The post Homeless guy Attacks a Truck and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jhene Aiko’s Estranged Ex Hubby Claps Back At ‘Confrontation’ Claims — “The Truth Will Come To Light”

Dot Da Genius Responds To Jhene Aiko Jhene Aiko shocked no one last week when she filed for divorce from her husband of less than a year, Dot Da Genius, so she could freely frolic with obvious new piece Big Sean . Naturally… criticism came rolling in . Once Jhene had enough of getting condemned for wrecking her own home… she decided to air out her grievances and specify why she was justified to go get a new boo before filing official papers… Even though his good friend Kid Cudi spoke up on his behalf, Dot decided to finally speak up and defend his character for himself — and sent an ominous message about “the truth” behind their split… Welp…there are two sides to every story. Jhene never directly accused her ex of laying hands on her…but perhaps that was inferred from the line about drugs and confrontation. Either way, we’re definitely curious to see how things will unfold with this love triangle. Instagram/Twitter

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Listen To Jhene Aiko’s Emotional New Song “New Balance” (NEW MUSIC)

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On the heels of officially filing for divorce from Dot Da Genius, her husband of 11 months, Jhene Aiko releases an emotional new song titled “New Balance.”

Listen To Jhene Aiko’s Emotional New Song “New Balance” (NEW MUSIC)

Jesse Williams Inspires Us All with BET Awards Speech

Jesse Williams may not have been a household name prior to the 2016 BET Awards. He's grown in popularity as a key cast member on Grey's Anatomy, but he's still flown under the Hollywood radar for the most part. That's because Williams is more likely to help out with an important cause then have lunch at The Grove… … but that's also why he was honored at the aforementioned ceremony. In accepting the Humanitarian Award, Williams earned a standing ovation, thanking both his parents and his wife before dedicating his award to “the real organizers all over the country,” those he said are realizing that “a system built to divide and impoverish and destroy us cannot stand if we do.” The actor continued: “The more we learn about who we are and how we got here, the more we will mobilize,” prior to acknowleding black women, “who have spent their lives dedicated to nurturing everyone before themselves. We can and will do better for you.” Williams worked as a history teacher before he started acting. He's a member of the board of directors at both The Advancement Project (a national civil rights organization) and Sankofa, a social justice organization founded by Harry Belafonte. The latter works to unite artists and grassroot partners to elevate the voices of the disenfranchised. Freedom is always coming in the hereafter. But, you know what, the hereafter is a hustle. We want it now,” Williams said, concluding as follows: We’ve been floating this country on credit for centuries and we’re done watching and waiting while this invention called whiteness uses and abuses us, burying black people – out of sight and out of mind – while extracting our culture, our dollars, our entertainment like oil, black gold, ghettoizing and demeaning our creations then stealing them, gentrifying our genius and then trying us on like costumes before discarding our bodies like rinds of strained fruit. The thing is though… the thing is that just because we’re magic doesn’t mean we’re not real. Beautiful stuff. Inspiring stuff. Watch the full speech below.

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More Than “Broads In Atlanta:” Desiigner Clearly Reads The Mysterious Lyrics To His Smash Hit ‘Panda’ [Video]

Well, that kind of cleared some stuff up for us. But the verses and the hook sound suspiciously the same … Either way, this guy can’t help but go into performance mode . YouTube / Genius

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Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense… But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits… Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird. I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day

I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work. They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser… I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit… At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life… Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus. The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me. The post Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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