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PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day

PETA put out an ad that they are calling “banned from Superbowl”..because I guess people or marketers are still doing this “submit to superbowl to get that rejection letter to in turn promote video as a banned or rejected video”…. I should start submitting videos of me rubbing coconut oil on my nipples like I was Kanye before a night of getting finger fucked by my BAE or my BOO or whatever the fuck these assholes call each other…to say “Rejected Ad for DrunkenStepfather Finger Fucking Romance Ebook”….so all the advertising blogs pick up my genius and make me rich…right? It’s safe to say that I’m glad I’m not Vegan because it already takes me 4 hours to cum, it’s called Low Testosterone, something little Bitch Vegan’s probably have from not eating the raw flesh of beautiful living creatures like the Alpha male they are… Where this video is lying, could be in the “Lasts longer bullshit statistic”…or that the meat eater would be made a bitch by some girl fucking him in her goddamn underwear…when he would probably be more the caveman fucking her from behind and walking out on her as she cries because she wants to fucking cuddle…right? I’m not saying not eating meat makes you a pussy bitch, but it does, you crying about the welfare of animals in and of itself isn’t manly.. Why don’t you go cuddle your little puppy or kitty like a 5 year old girl faggot.. Am I right? Oh right…I have a dog who I love more than life itself…but I still eat meat and feel sad everytime I do…because little pigs don’t need to die for me to barely enjoy their flesh, the concept repulsive…but the month I did eat vegetarian…I just ate burritos, no joke, and gained 30 pounds…so if anything being Vegetarian made me the fat fuck near death that I am today.. Doesn’t matter…or does it? The post PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Trumps Botox Face VS an Eagle and Other Videos of the Day

Pregnant Wife VS Husbands Car Chinese Men Beat a Woman with a Chair Dude Steals on the “hover” Board Cops Returning Shopping Carts Spit on Face Massage is Fucked… Car Accident of the Day Rats VS Restaurant… Smart Camel Zombie Nativity Scene is Genius of the Day Husband Does Wheelies when Driving Wife and Kid Drunk Guy Slams Himself with Beer Door Megan Fox, SFW School Girl Megan Fox for TMNT Terrible Sequel of the Day Naked Man on Drugs The post Trumps Botox Face VS an Eagle and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girls Hiding Booze In Panties and Other Videos of the Day

Fat Guy on the ZIpline – is Genius Topless Pro Abortion Protest in Argentina Kids with Guns in Brazil Photographer Stuck in the Mud gets Saved… Cheating Brother in Law Gets Punished Bear Stuck in Windwo Smaller Kid Beats Taller Dude One Punch Knock Out in Kiev Racist Black Woman Landing Gear Fail… Guam Local Doens’t Like Japanese Tourist Gays Burned Alive in Haiti….WAHT THE FUCK Street Fight of the Day Daughter Gets Busted The post Girls Hiding Booze In Panties and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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R.I.P. Popular Bassist Louis Johnson Dead At Age 60

We’re sad to share the loss of another legend. According to Rolling Stone reports: Louis Johnson, founding member of funk band the Brothers Johnson and an in-demand bassist who appeared on Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” and “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough,” died on Thursday, May 21st. He was 60. Johnson’s nephew Troy confirmed his death to Rolling Stone, though a cause of death has yet to be revealed. “I’ve never been given parts to play in my whole life. I’m the most rare bass player in the whole world,” Johnson told Rolling Stone contributing writer Steve Knopper in 2013 for the upcoming book  MJ: The Genius of Michael Jackson . “No one ever gave me music paper to read; no one ever gave me anything to read. They tell me, ‘Here’s a track, play what you want.’” The Los Angeles-based Brothers Johnson, a group featuring Louis and his brother George, got their start backing up Quincy Jones before releasing their acclaimed, Jones-produced debut LP Look Out for #1 in 1976. Over the next five years, the Brothers Johnson racked up three Number One hits on the R&B charts: 1976’s “I’ll Be Good to You,” their 1977 cover of Shuggie Otis’ “Strawberry Letter 23,” and 1980’s smash “Stomp!” (Their rendition of “Strawberry Letter 23″ was later featured prominently in Quentin Tarantino’s Jackie Brown .) The Brothers Johnson’s 1980 album Light Up the Night , featuring “This Had to Be”  co-written by Michael Jackson and featuring the King of Pop on background vocals, ascended to the top of the R&B album charts. After the brothers parted ways in the early Eighties to pursue solo careers, Louis became known for his bass-playing prowess, emerging as a prolific, in-demand session musician. Johnson served as the primary bassist on Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall and later lent his skills to Jackson’s Thriller (“Billie Jean,” “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’,” “P.Y.T.”), Paul McCartney’s Give My Regards to Broad Street soundtrack and the all-star “We Are the World” collaboration. Johnson is also credited with creating the bass line from Michael McDonald’s hit version of Leiber & Stoller’s “I Keep Forgettin’,” a melody that was later sampled by Warren G and Nate Dogg for “Regulate.” Over his long career, Johnson also worked with Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Herb Alpert and George Benson. “I had access to all musicians and artists, from Barbra Streisand to Paul McCartney to Michael Jackson,” Johnson told Rolling Stone . “It was like an open door. The Lord blessed me with that — I prayed to God and my prayer he answered. He said, ‘OK, you got the whole world now.’ Every time I’d get in the car to go somewhere, I’d hear me playing the bass… I was all over the place. I released the funk on everybody.” As news of Johnson’s death spread, hip-hop artists, funk legends and bassists inspired by “Thunder Thumbs” showed love on social media. “Thank you for blessing me and the world with your original #funk. RIP,” Lenny Kravitz tweeted , while Bootsy Collins added , “Another Brick in our music foundation has left the building. Mr. ‘Louis Johnson.’” Slave’s Steve Arrington wrote , “Just heard the great bass player and song writer Louis Johnson has passed away. Awe man….Going to miss U Thunder Thumbs.” My Morning Jacket bassist Tom Blankenship  and the Roots’ Questlove wrote similar tributes  to Johnson. Wow. What a huge loss for music. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends. We are so thankful for the amazing legacy he leaves behind.

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Britney Spears Midriff and Shorts for an Iggy Azalea Shoot of the Day

This is pretty funny. I guess Britney is on the Madonna kick, of linking up with the new generation of popstars, to either stay relevant, or drink the blood from their used tampon in the trailer on set to try to get their powers…. Because I guess she’s strategically, despite being a middle aged mom of two, decided to have a cameo appearance or “feature” in an Iggy Azalea song…you know how these incestuous people at the record labels work…anything for money…which conveniently is also how Britney’s family work, and they’ve got power of attorney or “conservatorship” over her…so exploit that bitch as much as you can like the cow back in their Lousianna farm that just has no more milk to give…”I think I got a drip out of her”… Speaking of Louisiana – Here’s Season 2 Trailer for True Detective…you like how I tied that in? They should be paying me for this genius… Maybe they compared shitty implants… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Midriff and Shorts for an Iggy Azalea Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leah Messer: Headed to Rehab? Teen Mom Star’s Family Plans Intervention

For the past few weeks, things have been going downhill for Leah Messer, and it seems the Teen Mom star’s family and friends have grown concerned about her go-to coping mechanism. Rumors that Leah is addicted to prescription drugs have been around for months, but despite the 22-year-old’s assurances that there’s no cause for concern, the problem has reportedly only gotten worse. Recently, a drug dealer who lives in Leah’s area claimed that Messer spends $600 a week on pills . Insiders say things began to spiral out of control when Jeremy Calvert moved out on Leah after less than three years of marriage. “Leah’s not in a good place right now. She’s lost,” a source tells Radar Online. “Her friends think she needs rehab.” “MTV would foot the bill. They’re as shocked about this as the fans and genuinely want to help.” Anonymous friends of Leah’s say that she’s committed to making her marriage work, but that Calvert has already made up his mind that he wants out. “He’s already met with lawyers and he’s definitely filing for divorce,” says one insider. “He’s over Leah.” Unfortunately, those closest to Messer believe that they may have to threaten her with losing custody of her children before she’ll agree to seek treatment. “Leah loves her children,” says one friend. “If she really thinks she’ll lose them, she’ll go to rehab.” Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to see Leah in happier times. Leah Messer Photos: Through the Years 1. Leah Messer and Daughter Leah Messer and one of her three daughters share a tender moment.

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True Tori Season 2 Episode 3: The Best Quotes & Cringe-Worthy Moments

For all the talk of True Tori (and Tori Spelling’s whole life) being scripted, there were plenty of undeniably real moments last night, for better or worse. True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing Permalink: Not So Hot Potato Added: November 05, 2014 1. Not So Hot Potato “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending… While she absolutely milks her personal problems for money and fame, there’s simply no faking some of the specifics we saw on True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 . It was the kind of slow-moving TV train wreck that just kept getting more ridiculous, and more uncomfortable to watch, with each passing moment. You couldn’t script anything that bad if you tried. And we’re sure she would. But perhaps therein lies the genius of the show. She’s trying SO hard to make dramatic, must-see TV that even the byproduct of her failure is pretty epic. For example, if you can bring yourself to watch True Tori online , you’ll see: Tori argue with Dean McDermott over a baked potato, then turn it into a referendum on how he treats her as a person, in the span of 10 seconds. Tori vent about about those men with cameras … to a cameraman. Tori relentlessly hype up a long-awaited, very much unnecessary reunion with ex-husband Charlie Shanian , only to have him refuse to be filmed. Tori’s kid ask if mom and dad can take turns driving her to cheer. The young one is clearly a pro’s pro when it comes to reading cue cards. Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Online How can the painful paid possibly top this come next week on Lifetime? We have no idea honestly, but when it comes to Tori Spelling’s ability to give herself nervous breakdowns for the sake of ratings, we put nothing past her. Seriously. If no drama presents itself, she’ll come up with some.

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Kirsten Dunst Covers Vs of the Day

Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of VS magazine, which from my understanding is a pretty big fashion magazine, so naturally she did it naked or in lingerie…that’s what fashion is about. Clothes just get in the way and the irony of fashion nudity since by definition fashion is clothing…IRONY…. I guess it is to remind that Kirsten Dunst, despite her career and IMDB page is not dead at all..even though anyone you ask will just assume she is, she may still running around like a drunken fool getting in trouble and going to rehab…or she may have settled down thanks to rehab…who knows anything for sure really…other than that she’s got great heavy tits on a skinny frame and that – in a lot of ways – is all the genius you need.

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Illuminati Fareal: Jay-Z Links Up With LA Mayor Garcetti To Announce “Made In America” Tour Show Dates?!? [Video]

This guy is heavily connected!! BTW, go check out “A Genius Leaves The Hood” by Moguldom Studios. NDN

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Future’s Honest Album: Stream It Here

The Atlanta rapper previews his album a week early. By Adam Fleischer

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