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5 Things To Say If You Get Caught Cheating

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Let’s face it, getting caught with ya pants down is basically like stepping in the dog’s business; it stinks, it’s gonna be messy, and there’s…

5 Things To Say If You Get Caught Cheating

Matty B Covers Taylor Swift

Matty B is back! And this time the very young rapper is taking on Taylor Swift , covering her new single “I Knew You Were Trouble” like only he can. Watch and listen: Matty B Raps Taylor Swift This isn’t the first time Matty B has covered Taylor, either. What do you think of his ” We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together ” rendition?

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick to Marry… for Money!

We hope you’re sitting down, readers. Seriously. Take a deep breath. You simply won’t believe this. According to a new report, a member of the Kardashian family may soon get married. But not for love. For money! Scott Disick was allegedly spotted at a Fort Lauderdale jewelry this week and insiders tell the tabloid he and Kourtney Kardashian have “met with a wedding planner.” How sweet, right? Not exactly. “It’s definitely just for TV ratings,” claims a magazine source. “Kourtney is getting caught up in the show, and he, of course, just wants the payday. Sadly, she’s flirting with disaster – and everyone knows it.” And Kim Kardashian applauds it. When might this money grab take place? “After Christmas but before Easter,” says In Touch Weekly . We’ll believe that when we see it. And then we’ll make a lot of fun of it.

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Donald Trump to Moderate Republican Debate

As if the Republican presidential race didn’t already feel like a a reality show, Donald Trump is pairing up with conservative magazine and website Newsmax to moderate a presidential debate in Des Moines, Iowa, on December 27. “Our readers and the grassroots really love Trump,” said Newsmax CEO Christopher Ruddy. That they do, hilariously. From an entertainment standpoint, can you not? Greatest. Presidential. Debate. Ever . Trump’s role in the debate , which will be broadcast on the cable network Ion Television, marks another memorable moment in a primary season that has been an unpredictable, publicity-driven, circus-like spectacle for months now. The Donald toyed with running for president earlier this year and ran his mouth about Barack Obama’s birth certificate until he was blue in the face. He ultimately declined against getting into the race and has not endorsed a candidate. The debate, which will not be limited to a specific topic like national security or the economy, is set to happen just a week before the Iowa caucuses, and will be called the Newsmax Ion Television 2012 Presidential Debate. Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman have already declined invitations to participate, with the former bashing the event as beneath the office of the presidency. Herman Cain dropped out of the race yesterday, so he won’t be there either.

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Siri Dragged Into Nuclear Husband-Wife Argument

Poor Siri. We feel for her, getting caught up in this one. Steve Jobs probably never had this in mind when he invented you … or did he? Who knew the helpful, virtual iPhone assistant was so adept at damage control? Even Apple technology has some limitations, though. In this hilarious College Humor video, a husband and wife argue so vociferously that even the highly trained, perpetually even-keeled Siri became overwhelmed … Siri Argument

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Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time…. I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

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Soulja Boy Arrested

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After getting caught with weed, Soulja Boy was arrested this morning for weed possession in Temple, GA. Soulja, a.k.a., DeAndre Cortez Way is locked up in Carroll County Jail and was arrested by Temple Police Department officers. Get more info about Soulja Boy’s arrest at TMZ . RELATED POSTS: Military Vet Demands Apology From Soulja Boy For Bashing The Army Troops Soulja Boy’s Top 10 Biggest WTF Moments

Soulja Boy Arrested

Miley Cyrus Tits for Twitter of the Day

Here’s Moley Cyrus showing off a set of puppies strategically as she shows off her “puppies”…I wonder what crackteam of PR people came up with this shot for twitter…but I’m thinking one who gets that even at 18, we’re still into a sexed up Miley, even though they whole “naughty” and “danger of getting caught” sex offender pressure has lifted thanks to an 18th birthday….. That said, I heard Miley got a tattoo for gay people on her finger …something I can only think her other PR person came up with…you know the genius who wants to move her from pervert dudes and bring her to the gay market by branding her gay friendly….in some kind of horrible joke I hardly believe…but will laugh at anyway… What a fucking idiot…

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Lily Aldridge in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some photoshopped to shit pictures of Lily Aldridge….She’s a lingerie model for SI, she dates dudes in bands, she’s pretty hot but I can’t stand catlog lingerie pictures…it brings back too many memories of getting caught masturbating growing up…not to mention the whole erasing of a fucking nipple just makes me mad…you see I can tell some of these outfits are sheer, but I don’t really feel like imagining what is under, what was erased, what was dulled out, what is under there. I’m not 12, it’s not the 70s anymore, I don’t need to stare at censored tits, I need to see the real fucking thing, the whole thing makes me angry and frustrated that the Christians even control panty advertising and promotions now…. Lily Aldridge should take her Playboy Playmates mom’s lead and get naked already….cuz she’s hot and not being put to good use….

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Black Star Power: The Greatest Original Shows In BET History

Tonight, BET is going to be on in most of your homes as they premier the new season of The Game and the brand-new show Let’s Stay Together . While we’re getting caught in the hype over these series’, let’s not forget the station’s history of unforgettable television. Here’s a trip down BET memory lane.

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Black Star Power: The Greatest Original Shows In BET History