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Alexandra Marzella Feminist Bullshit Photoshoot for Purple of the Day

Alexandra Marzella says “many layers to this art onion”…because she’s a new age feminist who probably rubs her period across her friends faces to let people know just how in tune she is with her womanhood…as she grows out her bush and her armpit hair…because that means feminist when you’re a vapid cunt who is trying to get attention in a world where just your appearance is enough to rope people into your bullshit..when everything else you do with yourself is vain, egotistical, narcissistic and bullshit…it is all just noise, just fluff, just an angle… I’m an official bush lover, I have always been, I would have voted for Bush in the last election, just because his name is bush and I’ve been making girls grow out their bush forever, because I am a man and they do what I tell them when it comes to sex appeal…it’s just more erotic, so to see bitches like this, or the loser, trying to be edgy, groupie liar of a photographer put this shit together try to make it seem like a thing, or a activist protest is hysterical to me.. But thanks for showing me your labia…that the shit I do like…I just wish it had more spread asshole in it…hairy fucking asshole that I can lose myself in..because that’s my fetish…. This does not advance the plight of a woman…I remember being ambushed by this photographer, she’s canadian, for being a misogynist, a term she learned in her woman’s study class before moving the NYC from working at American Apparel, to be a “artist” in the period movement, and talking to her friend, who was so convinced that the photographer getting her period the day of her party was a sign from the feminist gods…and how it was a beautiful experience…and I was like “bitch are you high”…it’s a fucking period…it’s not a fucking beautiful thing, in fact…it is something every girl I know wishes she didn’t get because it sucks…even when used as paint in some period art painting…and the fact that people pander to these idiots is a sign of how stupid the times are… All this nonsense…is not empowering…it’s just garbage….but labia…the key to human life…the labia…that’s what needs to be focused on, not that girl doesn’t shave her armpits, anyone can not shave armpits, in fact it’s easier…a lot easier than shaving armpits…if anything this is just her saying “I’m lazy”… Fuck this noise…like she probably likes being fucked…in BDSM…as every weird feminist artist I know want to be choked out, tied up and violated…so many layers to this fucking onion…. The post Alexandra Marzella Feminist Bullshit Photoshoot for Purple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day

Alena Blohm is a german model and she’s in this 90s throwback Calvin Klein underwear campaign, not that she remembers the 1990s, she was only born in 1993, but forgetting is something the Germans seem pretty good at, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t…. That said, all these young hipsters are reliving the 90s hard, companies are re-releasing 90s products, their ads are all 90s, and it makes me feel like it’s a reminder of when AIDS was still a thing, not that any of you were getting laid in the 90s, missing out on all that fun, but you were jerking off to Baywatch…which is almost the same thing… The post Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meet Cutie Kate Miner

Meet Kate Miner . According to my research, she’s an actress/model/musician, aka just another hot Hollywood wannabe. And apparently she’s in this new Fifty Shades of Black movie. But if Kate really wants her career to take off, she doesn’t have to stoop that low and act in some lame Marlon Wayans parody movie. She could just start hooking up with a semi-famous blogger in his mom’s basement instead. Hmm, OK, fine. When you say it out loud, maybe that’s just as embarrassing. Nevermind. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nerd Travels Trhough Airport With Heelys

You may get to places faster but chances are you will not be getting laid with these shoes on! Continue reading

Sophia Bush Braless of the Day

Sophia Bush was one of those actresses in the early 2000s that all the virgin losers loved. She was on one of those Dawson Greek type shows, where the dialog was painful to listen to, and that any straight man who actually got laid couldn’t actually watch, where she played the Katie Holmes of that show and these idiots, who weren’t getting laid, just fell for her…getting her a couple of movie gigs…that fizzled out…and now she’s walking around with a hard nipple and no bra…because ultimately…bra’s are useless, and girls who wear bras are just oppressing themselves, constricting themselves, imprisoning themselves in the shackles brought on by the Church’s influence in our society….to sexualize and repress the tit…. And I guess what it comes down to is that I’d rather see her old lady bush…not that she has a bush…no one does…even though her name would make you think she does… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures… Sort Of

Jobless hottie Sophie Monk seems to be having a good time in Hawaii. We’ve seen her getting laid , we’ve seen her on the beach in her tiny little bikini pictures and now this. Here she is hanging out in her bikini top and short short on what kinda looks like the set of a TV commercial. That can’t be right. I know she’s filming a reality TV show that hasn’t been picked up by any network, but a commercial seems like a stretch. Maybe a sweaty pilates workout video would be a good way to start things off. I’d buy it. For the exercise of course.

Sophie Monk Gets Laid

Here’s hottie Sophie Monk taking her tight little body out for a stroll while in Hawaii over the weekend, hence the lame joke about her getting laid… Because she’s wearing a lei. I know, I’m not proud of it either, but I’m keeping it. Anyhow, I’m glad that denim short shorts are all the rage right now, but I don’t think they’re supposed to look all torn and tattered like this. She looks like a hobo…. A sexy ass hobo I’d like to spend time with in a boxcar while we ride the rails.