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Ferocious Freaks: Horny Shoplifter Bites Off WalMart Employee’s Finger After Getting Caught Swiping Panties, Condoms, And Lube

Shoplifter Bites WalMart Employee’s Finger Off What do you do when your loins are aflame , bae is on the way, but you don’t have the funds or supplies to facilitate Netflix & Chill time? Swipe what you need from the local WalMart, of course. One Myrtle Beach woman did just that last Sunday, however she wasn’t too slick for the security cameras. Once she was caught stuffing merchandise by two store employees…she took things to the next level. Via Mail Online : According to the police report, which was first uncovered by the Smoking Gun, Carolynn Wright, 23, became violent after being discovered stealing from the Walmart in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on Sunday. It states that Walmart loss prevention officers, Candice Lawsom and Suzanne Koseroski, followed Wright out of the store and tried to stop her from taking off with her alleged loot, which included a pack of condoms, lube, a bra and two pairs of panties. A scuffle erupted between the three women, during which Wright allegedly punched Koseroski in the head, causing her to bleed from the ear. Wright then allegedly proceeded to chomp down on Lawsom’s hand. Refusing to let go, Wright bit off a piece of the woman’s finger. The finger tip was later discovered by police. When a customer who witnessed the altercation tried to call 911, Wright grabbed the woman’s phone and then pulled her hair before getting punched in the face. The Walmart employee who had her finger bit off required stitches, and her finger tip was not able to be reattached, police reported. The total value of the items that Wright tried to steal was $40.07. SMH!! On another note…what brand of lube and how many condoms was she buying to drive the value up to $40?? WalMart panties couldn’t possibly cost that much… Facebook

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Jay Ellis Reveals What It Takes To Attract His Attention & We’re All Ears [EXCLUSIVE]

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His smiling smirk sends heat down your spine and tints your cheeks in crimson. Jay Ellis is a hearthrob and I haven’t used that term…

Jay Ellis Reveals What It Takes To Attract His Attention & We’re All Ears [EXCLUSIVE]

Twitter Creates Hilarious #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithThot Hashtag

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The word thot has become one of the most popular slang words in 2014. It made its way from the local areas of Chicago to…

Twitter Creates Hilarious #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithThot Hashtag

F*ck A GOP Thug Still Hatin’ On The Election Results: Texas Official Calls For Secession And Says Obama Voters Are ‘Maggots’

Another bitter Republican is showing his true colors and now we’ve got this fool calling for a dayum secession! According to The Grio , Hardin County Republican treasurer Peter Morrison thinks things would be better off if Texas just separated from the country: “Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government?” he wrote in his Tea Party newsletter this week. He demanded an “amicable divorce” from the “maggots” who re-elected President Obama. More specifically, he doesn’t want to be associated with the non-white voters whom he said only voted for the president on an “ethnic basis.” “Let each go her own way,” he wrote. Several hundred readers receive Morrison’s newsletter and even more read it when it’s republished on Tea Party websites and redistributed by evangelical Republicans. Kent Batman, chairman of the Hardin County Republican Party, was surprised to hear about Morrison’s column. He told the Star-Telegram, “People around here are asking why Texas is so different from the rest of the country, why we see things so differently … but I don’t think a lot of people here are saying we ought to leave the Union.” Don’t these ‘leaders’ realize it would make a whole lot of sense if we all worked together??? SMH. Images via facebook

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F*ck A GOP Thug Still Hatin’ On The Election Results: Texas Official Calls For Secession And Says Obama Voters Are ‘Maggots’

Recession Is Real: Desperate Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Off Balcony As Foreclosure Agents Walk Into Her Apartment

This is just sad… Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Off Balcony As Foreclosure Agents Walk Into Her Apartment Via RadarOnline : The financial crisis became too much for one woman who tragically leapt to her death just as foreclosure agents beat down her door. The victim, Amaya Egaña, took her own life by jumping from her sixth-story balcony while a legal team were waiting to foreclose her property. The representatives from the local court in Barakaldo, Spain were forced to call a locksmith after Egaña didn’t come to her door. However when they were eventually let in they found the 53-year-old standing on a chair just moments before launching herself over the balcony. Egaña was found alive, but she could not be saved by paramedics. Spain – like many other countries around the globe – has been hard hit by the recession and Egaña’s suicide is not the first related to foreclosures. Banks and financial Institutions don’t look at the emotional and human side of this economy. They just care about the money. Granted we all have to pay our bills but sometimes you have to pay a little more attention to the human side of all this and the damage it has done to so many people. This is a very sad and tragic story. Rest in peace to her and her family.

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Think You’re America’s Ultimate Displaced NFL Fan?

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This goes out to all you die-hard NFL fans living far removed from the local market of your favorite NFL team. Well, you finally have a chance share your displaced story with America. Oh….and by the way, you can win a trip to the Super Bowl in Indianapolis and spend some time with a player Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Seahawks Gab Discovery Date : 16/09/2011 00:53 Number of articles : 2

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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