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Ashley Benson Slutting Out for Nylon of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is one of the fat chicks from Disney who was in her bikini for Spring Breakers…because I guess that’s just the way genetically modified food, hormone in the food, special chemicals in the Disney craft services food, too much sugar in the food, new generation mutant girls are built. You know from food companies trying to save money to mass produce shit, to poultry induced puberty, to Disney wanting their bitches to stay 15 forever, they are just a fucking mess…a half naked hormonal mess that knows being slutty gets her boring ass noticed and getting noticed makes her money….and that’s why she’ posting this preview to her NYLON shoot that looks like the intro to a Snuff film, which I am sure a lot of you freaks are into….so I’m posting it. To see pics of her in a shitty see through shirt CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne Nude for Interview of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You probably already know the way this getting famous thing works. Someone, let’s call him a corporate exec, or trendsetter, or super agent/manager with all the contacts decides who the next big thing in whatever industry is going to be, based on marketability at the time, you know what the kids are into and looking for, and what they will respond to and in turn by product because. Then they over fucking saturate you with their images, song or movies, until you know who the person is. Luckily in fashion, paving the way to getting noticed is much like being a stripper or a porn chick, cuz the more naked you are, the more money you’re gonna make and the more people remember who you are. Sure you can wear that snow suit to the anal scene, but I’ll probably be the only person into it, as average people need standard vag shots to respond to these things. Cara Delevingne is that new blood, the new star, the no name making a name for herself, who everyone will know if they don’t already, because her team of people are hustling, but more importantly, they are getting her naked. First THIS NUDE VIDEO FOR I-D and now nude for Interview. Girl is getting around. Just the way I like it.

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Miley Cyrus Panties for the Internet of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is good at Instagram…if she keeps this up…she’ll probably get noticed…I mean sure she is Miley Cyrus, famous as shit, fans coming out of her ass, guys wanting to cum in her ass….but isn’t getting noticed the only reason bitches post pics of themselves on the internet making hot faces…setting up shots…posing….it is not like they are putting up pics of them looking disgusting….it is like bikinis and cleavage every fucking day on this shit….I am surprised people are shooting up theaters and not having sex with them from the giant boners they have all day logging into fucking facebook….it is not a bad thing…in fact…it is amazing…

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Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people….. Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

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Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Kelly Brook showing half nipples or ass in sheer dresses is from or what it is all about…but I do know she looks better Covered in Lipstick, or Miscarriage, or Period, While Her Vagina Sticks Her Tongue Out at Us ….. That’s all I havee to say about this busy, useless, old, tired finally getting noticed bitch…..

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Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton Hot and Slutty for Halloween of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote to Kate Upton and Chrissy Tiegan, not that they read what I wrote, but that’s the beauty of twitter…..either way I tweeeted to them that I would take their pictures that already live on twitter, save them to my computer, put them up to my site and write some useless drivel about their lives, cuz I don’t have a life of my own, and instead of being at the party with them, offering you my perspective of the shit, I just post their shit along with every other internet loser and say how hot it is….cuz it is hot…. Since I’m a man of his word…sometimes, when it is convenient, here are pics of some bikini models hanging out in costume, one a skeleton getting sucked, the other a toddler in tiara getting her ass sniffed, in a way that makes me wish I wasn’t in a committed relationship with my couch…and reminds us that we were at the wrong party last night… But luckily re-using other people’s pictures everyone else posts is as good as being there and it is starting to depress me…..but then I look at these pictures and realize how good they are…and that I can’t actually compete, or be depressed when pussy like this exists…. so I’ll just go along with this hotness….along with everyone else….Now here are some good girls using twitter right… Thanks Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton for reminding us life doesn’t suck for everyone…

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Pippa’s Shitty Slut Watch Continues of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside… So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be… These pictures mock us.

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Pippa’s Shitty Slut Watch Continues of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside… So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be… These pictures mock us.

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Lady Gaga’s Disgusting On Stage See Thru of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Lady Gaga is the worst Madonna impersonator of all time. I’ve seen actually trannies, not cunts who stuff their panties to be controversial and get noticed, who do a better job of it than her…. I know for a fact, due to insider info that the label was looking for a new Madonna to connect and inspire the growing demographic of homos and fat chicks who need someone to make them feel good about being who they are, gay or ugly freaks…. And I find it boring…It’s like everything she does is a cry for attention, and it works for her, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy a whole other group of people, and my fingers are crossed that one of those people she annoys, pulls a John Lennon schizo shoot her outside her house, hustle…because let’s face it…she’d deserve it…. Here she is on Kimmel, in a thong, I won’t post the video…but I will say that 2 years ago, Gaga was in Toronto at some after party with Perez that I snuck into, she was at a booth surrounded by security, so I drunkenly decided to reach around her security to grab her ass….repeatedly, passionately, and even violently….she didn’t notice, and I was doing this for at least 5 minutes….and unfortunately….it really wasn’t even all that bad….it was juicy and lovely…but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want her to disappear…it just means….she has one redeeming quality….until I find out she is in fact a man and that I was fondeling a man’s ass…which is always possible…who cares…

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Kristin Cavallari’s Got Tit of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…

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