Toe my God. It’s always a treat to see Chloë Grace Moretz charming the neighborhoods around LA, and this time around she was caught by the paps getting a physical from some yoga pants! Check out all the sexy pics!… read more
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With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I was half-joking yesterday when I said that Chloe Grace Moretz needed help learning how to dress if she ever wanted to live up to her hottie potential, but after seeing what she wore to a special fan screening of her new movie The 5th Wave , I’m convinced she needs my help ASAP. Girl needs to up her game. Luckily though, it shouldn’t be too hard, Chloe just needs to take a cue from the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and start wearing body paint and/or lingerie everywhere. I’m telling you, it works every time. Well, for me and my readers, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading →
I always knew that Chloe Grace Moretz was a promising, up-and-coming actress (and I’m seriously looking forward to her next movie ), but I didn’t know she was also an aspiring model until I saw this photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, Chloe’s definitely got the talent to do it, but if she really wants to get serious about this thing, she needs to start working with photographers who understand that she looks better the more skin she shows, not the more clothes she puts on. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Continue reading →
celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range… Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong.. I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .