I know it’s been a little over a week since our last Ariel Winter update, but don’t worry. It’s not like she went out and got a real job or anything. She’s still hard at work posting pictures of her bikini booty and cleavage up on Instagram, and I think you’ll probably agree it’s some of her best work yet.
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always been really impressed by Ariel Winter . While all the other former child actors out there are busy trying to have “careers” or become pop stars or something, Ariel here is going a different route: future professional hot nobody. And I fully support it. Anyway, here she is spending her Memorial Day hard at work putting on a bikini booty show. Her tongue action needs a little work, but as long as she keeps practicing and working hard, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually.
See? Now this is why I call Alexis Ren one of the hardest-working Instagram models in show biz. Because while the rest of those hottie wannabes out there are taking weekends off, Alexis is hard at work 24/7. She even figured out a way to squeeze a booty flash into a skate through the parking lot. Now that’s talent!
See? Now this is why I call Alexis Ren one of the hardest-working Instagram models in show biz. Because while the rest of those hottie wannabes out there are taking weekends off, Alexis is hard at work 24/7. She even figured out a way to squeeze a booty flash into a skate through the parking lot. Now that’s talent!
Since you guys seemed to dig those posts I did on Carlie Jo Howell last time, here’s a few more pictures of the world’s hottest barista hard at work serving up coffee with a side of pants fires. And honestly, I don’t know why Starbucks hasn’t stolen this genius topless coffee shop idea yet. I mean, it’s not like it’s any more ridiculous than those stupid unicorn frappuccinos.
Kate Upton POSTED a bikini picture, because she’s hard at work in Turks and Caicos…wearing bikinis with confidence, which she did when she was 40 pounds heavier…because that’s what delusional, “I can’t do wrong”…”I’m so hot, the world loves me”…does to a set of huge tits…because she know as long as the huge tits were there, she’d be good… Well, she works out daily now, her whole instagram feed is her working out, and she’s still doughy, but knows her angles, she’s been faking not being doughy her entire career….I guess the fear is losing the tits, you can’t lose the tits, the tits are what the world is obsessed with, even if they are likely terrifying when unleashed…and I guess you can cross reference her leaked nudes for that… I encourage all girls to post their bikini pics from whatever angle they choose…because I think half nakedness is all that matters…oh and know your angles, I like being lied to in photos if it makes the fat bitch a hotter bitch. The post Kate Upton Big Tits in a Bikini from the Right Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know some of you probably think I’m making fun of Bella Thorne when I call her one of the hardest-working hotties in Hollywood. But I’m not. See, while you guys were “busy” laying on the couch watching TV or whatever it is you were doing this weekend, Bella spent hers hard at work in the hot tub posting bikini shots and tongue action on Snapchat. Because she gets it: if you’re not willing to post bikini pictures 24/7/365, there’s another hottie out there who is.
I guess Alexis Ren didn’t take my advice about sticking to Instagram modeling, because here she is still hard at work pretending to be a real model with another new bikini photoshoot. So while you guys enjoy the shoot, here’s some more advice for Alexis to not take: she definitely shouldn’t start dating bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. (Hey, it’s worth a shot. It’s not like anything else has worked so far. Fingers crossed!)
I guess Alexis Ren didn’t take my advice about sticking to Instagram modeling, because here she is still hard at work pretending to be a real model with another new bikini photoshoot. So while you guys enjoy the shoot, here’s some more advice for Alexis to not take: she definitely shouldn’t start dating bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. (Hey, it’s worth a shot. It’s not like anything else has worked so far. Fingers crossed!)