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Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day

Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head…. Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School… Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public… I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”… The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner… The post Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible… Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet… The post Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Snyder and Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini of the Day

Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has hard nipples Sarah Snyder is or was Jaden Smith’s girlfriend…who looked like a hot little hipster… And together…they are both instagram hooking in their bikinis…and it’s amazing enough for me…because I like the new generation of instagram fame whores, look This girls are probably the fucking worst…but I fucking think they are great… The post Sarah Snyder and Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX Hard Nipples in Cannes of the Day

The shocking thing in this Charli XCX hard nipples thing is not her hard nipples, you see this low level popstar from the UK who has a record deal but no songs you’ve ever heard, is that she’s invited to exclusive events, like yachts at Cannes… I mean I know it’s a hotbed for hookers, sugar babies and even a porno event happens there…which means a girl with a record label is worthy of an invite.. But I just think she hasn’t paid her dues yet and should instead be working the Karaoke bar scene trying to get ahead. People these days are so entitled, nothing is exclusive anymore…all the same idiots go to the same places…why can’t people be rejected or sent home like they should be…oh right..cuz of the tits..with nipples…makes sense… TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Hard Nipples in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day

I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options… I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up… She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Selfie of a Photo in a Mirror Inception of the Day

Extreme selfies…because everyone is seeking self validation and awareness, who need to remind each other that they exist, by posing in front of things, they would have taken pictures of many years ago, but who now want their face in said picture, so that they know they were really there…or some shit… Now I prefer my extreme selfies to be nude, or half nude, or at leaast with hard nipples or bikinis…hanging off of a hot air balloon, or somewhere weird… I don’t like my extreme selfies to have multiple cameras in it, it’s just a little too much “We get it, you’re Selena Gomez, you document everything, people love you, and you love yourself, because you’re just that kind of self invovled twat”…. That said, here she is with a horrible, fake lip, probably botox filled face, side profile….with bonus mole tit….or tit mole… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER AT THE AIRPORT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Selfie of a Photo in a Mirror Inception of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day

I believe that one day Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh…that she will win an Oscar…that her star will rise and shine again… I believe that she’s got the power to overcome all the negativity, her shitty parents, the negative people and habits she’s created to cope… I believe..that she is an angel sent from heaven… I also believe…she’s bloated as fuck, looks old and battered as fuck…but she’s got a good tan though. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britt McHenry from ESPN is a Cunt of the Day

This is the problem with people who get on TV, even low level TV…they think they are special, they think they deserve it…and in this case they think they are better than other people… Her name is Britt McHenry, you’ve never heard of her, but apparently, she’s got a degree and thinks that makes her amazing enough to be on TV…where she proceeds to talk shit to some girl about being poor, uneducated and a low life… It’s like if this Britt McHenry was so smart and rich…why would she be shitting on the girl….when she could just have her staff deal with her not knowing how to park.. I don’t know, it is pretty disgusting..but typical..and expected cuz this is the world we live in… I’m only posting it because I want it to ruin her career….because doing this was pretty stupid especially since she has a degree…because all geniuses have degrees right…and because getting a degree isn’t one of the easiest waste of time ever…what a joke. Dumb bitch. The post Britt McHenry from ESPN is a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day

I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits… I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits… So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding… You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb. The post Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Car Cleavage Selfie of the Day

Selena Gomez is taking wholesome pics for her social media….because she is a wholesome girl. I mean you’re some kind of pervert to think there is anything inappropriate going on here. I mean its just a girl with some fresh implants, not the offensive kind, but the model kind, wearing a shirt on a hot fall day in California. To think this is erotic may make you a sex offender – you know the kind of guy who finds sex in everything things – like school girls, or mom’s with cameltoe, or girls with no bras and hard nipples…I mean it’s just cleavage people, and possible only the skin is hers….the rest is smoke, mirrors, plastic and harnesses….but for some reason…a reason i call perversion..I am all about it…

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