Here’s the Harmony Korine mainstream effort.. but more importantly the Selena Gomez / Vanessa Hudgens anti Disney Effort…you know full of dubstep and young party girls….in some weird sexed up college spring break party’s new trailer….and unfortunately…I want to see this shit…even though I’ve pretty much seen the whole movie already…it reminds me of what I’ll be doing this spring break….booty and bikini clad bitches…..
This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.
Springbreakers is gonna be ridiculous….unless we’ve seen the whole movie in the paparazzi pictures…cuz this shit is over fucking hyped…and better leave some excitement that’s been under wraps like a threeway between all these poptarts trying to not be poptarts by agreeing to do a Harmony Korine movie……I get that he’s probably ready for the mainstream after decades of being obscure and this may be his take on it…but I’m hoping he stays true to pervert weirdo with some fucking nudity…cuz seeing Selena Gomez get rammed…by anyone including but not limited to Vanessa Hudgens…is awesome.
Lady Gaga signed a fan’s tit…in what was probably a staged situation to show the world just how wild and crazy she is….that’s her play….because exposed tits are crazy in America…and Lady Gaga embodies all things wild and crazy…cuz she’s an artist who I assume has a ridiculous team of people planning this…brainwashing insecure youth and making everyone money…. That said, I once made a professional figure skate sign my tits…in what I thought was a funny drunken joke at a bar….and that he thought was funny to…and that backfired when he tried sucking them…. Who cares..I’m only posting this cuz of the tits…tits that probably look better without Gaga in the pic….
Rachel Korine is Harmony Korine’s 26 year old wife….who has been in pretty much nothing….but is now the set of shitty tits in Spring Breakers, despite being too old to be a Spring Breaker, but not to old to lure a creepy filmmaker into marriage….you know being the young pussy that allowed him to re-connect with the youth in some pop tart version of his original movies of the 90s….and I’m not a Harmony Korine hater…I think his shit is semi interesting…even if sensationalized and obvious twisted….not from the mind of a real creep or freak…but of someone who wants to be one…cuz real creeps and freaks don’t get movie companies to feed him millions of dollars to make the latest Selena Gomez titles…but fake freaks is good enough for Hollywood…where everything is fake…especially the tits…except Rachel Korine’s tits…that would be better if they were….
The Spring Breakers trailer has FINALLY arrived, and it’s even more packed with girls and guns and bikinis and James Franco ‘s grimy braided hot mess than I’d ever dreamed. Also, the words “Spring Break” are spoken so many times in these two minutes of mayhem (I count 11 feverish utterances) that it’s seeping into my subconscious. Watch and whet your whistle for the March 22 opener after the jump and start working on your Franco-as-Alien Halloween costumes now. Franco may be the bizarro Riff Raff-ian centerpiece of Harmony Korine ‘s pic (shout out to Gucci Mane in the trailer!) but our restless antiheroines are played by Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson , and Rachel Korine, who attempt to finance the best Spring Break ever by robbing a fast-food joint before Franco comes into the picture and makes their Vice Magazine -esque fantasies come true. [via MTV ] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
So the Spring Breakers trailer has finally dropped…this is a movie staring all the little starlets as bikini bandits that have had the paparazzi on set since day one…making me feel like I know the story already….and it bores me…..because how many times can I look at Selena Gomez in that same bikini….but that was before today… Because Today, I found out that this is a Harmony Korine movie, and in the 90s, despite hating Kids and wanting them all to die of AIDS, and thinking GUMMO and Julien Donkey Boy and even Ken Park, were just shitty across the board, you know shock value for the sake of shock value, they were still better than the hollywood shit they were up against, paving the way for interesting independent movies….. So now I’m actually interested in seeing what he’s been up and what he’s still got in his back pocket of an over-hyped, marketed as “Genius” filmmaker in the 90s…. Let’s hope it’s not just a cash grab to pay his mortgage…. Here is a picture of Ashley Tisdale in a sports bra for twitter – because I figure she was left out of the Spring Breakers movie – something she is really unhappy about – so why not include her self produced erotica in it because I can – I am nice like that…
Rosario Dawson is some coke slut party girl scenester from a poor immigrant family that used to squat in abandoned buildings in New York, who was recruited at 15 by pervert Harmony Korine, to be one of the tween who’s nipples you saw while swimming in her bra in K.I.D.S…..and it’s been nothing but roses and fucking unicorns for this bitch ever since..getting half naked at 15 was her lottery ticket…so why would she stop getting half naked now…it is the foundation of who she is and everything she represents…sure she’s done other gigs where she hasn’t had to get half naked…and the world saw her as some kind of movie star…and not some gutter slut…for whatever reason…but the good news is that she’s never let go of who she really is…at least that’s how I am interpreting her topless tanning in Barbados, and island that doesn’t allow topless tanning, cuz 90 percent of the tourist are fat Britons…and not fat lookin’ Rosario Dawsons…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
The timing is perfect: Harmony Korine’s co-ed caper Spring Breakers , starring former tween queens Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, a RiFF RaFF-channeling James Franco , and all the VICE-ready skankster stars one film can hold, is set for a spring 2013 release via A24 and Annapurna Pictures. The tale of four bikini-clad college students bent on having the craziest spring break ever (under the guidance of Franco’s blinged-out rapper) debuted at the Venice Film Festival before making a splash in Toronto this fall. Per a press release, A24 and Annapurna, led by producer/indie dream-maker Megan Ellison, “plan a Spring 2013 release with heavy promotion around spring break.” In other news: Duh. SPRING BREAKERS tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by robbing a fast food joint. But that’s only the beginning… At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug and amateur rapper who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. `Rough on the outside but with a soft soul on the inside, Alien wins over the hearts and dreams of the young SpringBreakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined. Mark your calendars now for the “incredibly mainstream and wildly subversive” pic, which also stars Gucci Mane and the duo known as the ATL Twins. Parents, lock up your teenage daughters now. [ Deadline ]
The timing is perfect: Harmony Korine’s co-ed caper Spring Breakers , starring former tween queens Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, a RiFF RaFF-channeling James Franco , and all the VICE-ready skankster stars one film can hold, is set for a spring 2013 release via A24 and Annapurna Pictures. The tale of four bikini-clad college students bent on having the craziest spring break ever (under the guidance of Franco’s blinged-out rapper) debuted at the Venice Film Festival before making a splash in Toronto this fall. Per a press release, A24 and Annapurna, led by producer/indie dream-maker Megan Ellison, “plan a Spring 2013 release with heavy promotion around spring break.” In other news: Duh. SPRING BREAKERS tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by robbing a fast food joint. But that’s only the beginning… At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug and amateur rapper who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. `Rough on the outside but with a soft soul on the inside, Alien wins over the hearts and dreams of the young SpringBreakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined. Mark your calendars now for the “incredibly mainstream and wildly subversive” pic, which also stars Gucci Mane and the duo known as the ATL Twins. Parents, lock up your teenage daughters now. [ Deadline ]